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Jesus wept

Do we have the only manager in the country that believes its a good idea to warn the rest of the footballing world who we are looking to buy? Do we hear Ferguson coming out and saying "Im going to buy x"? No, no we dont and why? because when Ferguson gets his eye on a player then he knows he has a chance of buying him. We have reverted back to the days when the board would make outlandish claims to be buying top players just to keep the masses happy.

Im resigned to the fact Ashley will just see him staying as a loss of money.

I don't. Me neither, there are people within the club that actually are fans, they hate whats going on as much as the rest of us.

Yeah it was but it is time though that we recognised Owen as the striker he is. Not permanently having this "he doesnt care about us and will be off" attitude, yes he will be off but anyone who thinks they can blame him for that has a screw loose in my opinion.

I know, it amazes me how much adoration Martins gets, dont get me wrong I think he can be good but frankly its a bit weird that Owen scores two and theres a few muted "one Michael Owen" chants drowned out by "Oba Oba Fe" to be honest I think its because as fans we havent got the nous anymore to come up with chants and songs, so people end up looking for reasons to sing the same old shite.

Nope I'll give him this one, Ashley doesnt appear (yet) to be down at this twats level.

Not just ball "people" but doing everything you can as a club to win games. I've moaned about this before but today I think it will be extra noticeable. Our ball balls are crap, they are basically kids whos parents pay for the priviledge of having little Dwayne or Tanya sitting at the side of a freezing cold pitch and making a tit of themselves if the ball comes near. Balls go out for a corner and some kid gets it then passes it to Given, goes for a throw in and (as was witnessed last season) some 14 year lass in huge hoop earings totters over gets it and then giddily walks it over to Given and hands him it. A few times Ive witnessed Given having to go running and vaulting over the hoardings to retrieve the ball himself, how much would that cost us if he broke his leg???? No attempt to keep the game moving when we so often need it to and more importantly no spoiling tactics with the opposition. Seemingly Boltons kids were told not to wipe the ball dry before giving it to Delap at throw in time. Man U's will regularly take their time collecting the ball and have been seen to comically drop it at the last second before giving it to the opposition. All things that in a multi million pound business such as this we should be doing. I say (yet again) that we stop this pointless money making scheme and employ the juniors to be proper ball boys, know what they're doing, recognise who needs the ball and where, it should be placed on the corner spot ready for a player to take the corner. It should be thrown directly to a player for a throw in, nice and clean and dry for our players, wet and slippy for the opposition. As for other things, seemingly Man U moved their advertising hordings in for the Stoke game to stop Delap getting a good run, Bolton had players warming up behind him to put him off, we will probably remove the first two rows of seats to give him extra room Rant over, take heed of what I say today, just watch what happens every time the ball goes out of play.

I can hardly bring myself to believe anything he says, good or bad My view is he makes up what he thinks we want to hear and dumbs down the bad news, this statement basically means in real terms that the entire first team, reserves, juniors and catering staff have thrown transfer requests in.

I think it's a goal kick if it goes in directly. totally off topic, I think 2Js just nearly slipped outside my kitchen window! if it wasnt him then hes got an Adidas clad double!

0 - 3 Delap to get a hat trick with his hands. Serious question, (highly unlikely to happen I know) but does it stand if he throws it directly in without touching anyone? Or is a throw in the equivalent of an indirect free kick?

Jesus wept. Why is it that I never believe a word the bloke says when its positive but know its true when he talks the opposite?

Not in the slightest and I think anyone that gives a manager grief for wanting the best is mental. I cant see how a tribunal could rule in favour of the club because the manager was proven to want to buy top players, that still doesnt make it right to buy over his head.

The ultimate end to a Xmas party

the trouble there is that not everything KK has alluded to is true otherwise why accept out of court? KKs case should be watertight and therefore he should hole out for full amount. Tbh though if Ashley was going to settle out of court then why hasn't he done it beforehand and saved more costs and trouble? Either he's extremely arrogant (likely) or does believe they have a good chance of winning.

You reckon? Ive got a nice cold pint here with your name on it if you can find someone.

...and GPS, Bluetooth and 2MP camera. or the phone

The thought of going 6 months without it would fill me with dread, I cant last an hour without mine. Greatest invention since the vaccuum nob pump tbh

I dont know it looks quite a professional site.

take a look at the sentence just above the honours bit http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...oldid=255868481

You're fucking both a couple of bastards, I'll take you both here and now, fuck you both you wankers [/johnc]

So that's zero minus 8million giving us a net spend of -8million

The truth would be nice

regardless, yet again Nufc are in the news for all the wrong reasons One day I'd like to read something positive.

Im hoping the first, it has to be said this is not a good thing for us.