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Do you reckon you could write a piece for the site? maybe a match report, lead in to a game or a Toon hero write up like this one here > Peter Beardsley. If so, send it in, we might use it then again Craig might wipe his arse on it You can PM whatever you have to one of the Admins or email it to admin@toontastic.net

James CoDurham's gonna go off his fookin tits!

That story could just as easily have come from the Viz.

We tried The Ivy House in Jesmond on Friday night, very nice, I thought it was going to be a bit too upmarket for me like until I spotted "Corned Beef hash with fried eggs" on the menu. Very nice place though, quiet, classy decor, nice attentive staff.

I've had this before and youve got to reset it, heres the instructions > http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=61705

Aye cos Harpers proved himself to be shit like

Straight forward I believe, just connect the DVD to the Video via scart and tune it in then play and record.

Locked in a room watching 2 weeks worth of archived Byker Grove/Spender/Auf Wiedersehn Pet, eating Peas pudding and stottie in preparation for the repeat. For fucks sake Ive got 5000+ posts, youd think you'd know how to spell it by now

Surely by now even you can see the connection between the recruitment of a new "financial bod" and merely weeks later the crumbling of one of the Norths biggest businesses?

PM Sammy, find out where he lives then make sure you're fucking miles away from there.

Cant be, she doesnt look 100% symmetrical from the view Im getting here. (and its a canny view like )

Football legend Sir Bobby Robson is to fire the starting pistol for the 2007 BUPA Great North Run. The former Newcastle United and England coach will set the estimated 50,000 runners on their way in Europe's biggest road race on 30 September. The 74-year-old has been resting at his County Durham home after battling his fifth bout of cancer. Sir Bobby said he was "honoured" to be at the start of the 13.1 mile event from Newcastle to South Shields. Sir Bobby said: "I am honoured to be asked to set the runners on the way at the BUPA Great North Run. I last started it in 1999 and it was without question one of the greatest sporting moments of my life. I'm really looking forward to Sunday morning and seeing that mass of colour and the runners of all ages, sizes and abilities set off towards South Shields. It's a fantastic sight." Earlier this year doctors discovered Mr Robson had small cancerous nodules in his lungs. He has battled the disease on and off for the last 15 years, having undergone cancer surgery four times. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7012073.stm Yup, I'll give him a wave as I pass him....on me way to the sarnie shop

You never got this with Monet

which forum? Newcastle predictions or Premier League? and what do you mean "clean it up"? As you can tell Im claiming nil responsibility

Click the "Insert Special Item" drop down....... Click "Insert: youtube" Paste in the bit after the = sign et voila...

have you overclocked it?

fuck me this is a nightmare! I got an HDMI cable for the PC to LCD and plugged it in now I only get a small centre screen and cant change the screen size (Smart, Wide etc). So I changed it in the PC settings and managed to get 1280x768 but now the edges are off the screen. Someone please for the love of Allah get this bastard thing working for me!!!!

talking to a lad at work who was saying that when the kid came back in he sat down a few seats away from him, about 20 mins in and his nose just suddenly exploded like, blood everywhere. He got up to wander off and fell over again on the steps (just flat on his arse this time) 30 seconds later and we scored again! This lad needs to suffer every game like! Thats when the paramedics came and grabbed him back, seems exploding noses after a head trauma just arent a good sign at all....allegedly. And yes, J69 your fatha was lying to you, in fact I reckon he didnt even go to the game just heard the stories afterwards and recounted them to you to cover his tracks.

Or you could put them in how theyre meant to be ie ignore the bit upto and including the = sign.

Did fuck all. Well apart from his goal and two assists. Lazy fucking foreigner

Fuck me did you all grow up in the same street?

He tripped near the bottom of the stairs and the thud was his head cracking off the wall at the bottom. Normally there would have been a steward stood about 10 foot away but for some reason today there wasnt one. One lad had to run across to the East Stand to gain the attention of one of them then it took another couple of minutes for St Johns Ambulance to appear. In the meantime we scored our second but frankly everyone was too busy seeing if this bloke ok to care. I was talking to the head steward at half time who reckons the SJA were actually away getting themselves a pie and cuppa thats why it took so long for anyone to get there. Personally, I dont think he should have been allowed to stay, any kind of head trauma normally results in a trip to hospital to have it checked out properly...doesnt it??? If I could hear the thud from 50 yards away then it cant be nowt.

Riley was a total disgrace, the sheer ignoring his linesman flagging away for a corner when he (as well as everyone else in the ground) could clearly see it came off their keeper was stupidity at its best. Then whatever the hell it was that happened when Milner broke clear I'll never know.

tbh I would have went for Beye