Alan Shearer Is God

Nope

Nope.

Which team has a football ground in 2 countries?

Which 8 English cities can have derby matches?

Big Elton John fan? 166635[/snapback] Not really, no.

Im booking my first tat on Tuesday, on the top of my arm. The cross of St George with Made In England in an arch above it in some old style of font.

According to that idiot off N-O, yes!

Good, get the little shitehawk off the books.

Maximes (Ministry Of Bounce) - Best Of You (Foo Fighters Remix)

Has totally lost his way in Spain at the moment, hasnt been playing at his best for afew seasons now. Deffo not worth the gamble for us at this time tbh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quality!

We should be speaking to him now tbh. He is better than any centre half we currently have at the club, he would also bring on Taylor leaps and bounds. Im pretty sure that they would sell him for around a million, would sort our defence out in the short term anyway.

We always seem to have a poor start to the season, since aslong as I can remember we have been garbage at the start of the season, its the NUFC way! I just hope he can make afew signings with the money he has, rather than blowing it all on one player, ala Owen.

Id take toni from Fiorentina aswel.

Christ, it looks total garbage!

An FA spokesman has confirmed reports that Theo Walcott suffered a break during a training ground accident. "I can confirm that Theo Walcott's voice has broken" said the spokesman. "The boy is obviously devastated". The teenage sensation's voice apparently broke following a clash with goalkeeper Paul Robinson. His balls are believed to have dropped in the penalty box and an alert Robinson cleared them over the fence.

Not bought a copy of ICC since the ashes 2000 edition. Is it the same or have they changed it in any way?

That shop is the one in Chester, dear.

Beca

Think Stephane Guivarch would be a better option tbh.

how good is Malbranque ? 151118[/snapback] He's no Craig Bellamy. 151119[/snapback] Who is tbh? 151179[/snapback] Darren Ambrose?? Oh no, wait sorry, he is the new Pele, tbh.

Criminals, like the rest of them, tbh.

Was SGrey, I still have it as my sig over there cos I found it that funny!

Yawnion is crap, FACTAMUNDO.

Quality journalism tbh 147188[/snapback] Almost as good as Anal himself, tbh.