NJS

As I've mentioned before, I went on Keith Barratt"s plane to Kiev in 2003 which was in September and it was hilarious to see all the MLFs heading on holiday, scrambling to change their shit tops after clocking a few daft lads wandering around the airport.

This is like 1995 when we needed Man Utd to beat Everton to get a UEFA Cup place after finishing 6th. Everton won for any toddlers reading. In the end it didn't happen and I didn't feel that bothered thinking we didn't deserve a place if we couldn't finish higher than 6th. This time considering where we are in the scheme of things I think it's more important we do make it

According to Electoral Calculus I'm now in a three-way seat with them having the tories on about 30% and Labour and the Lib Dems both on about 35% though they do predict a Lib Dem win. I'll believe it when I see it but it would be one of the four horses as far as the Tories are concerned. I may vote to get the tory out if it's close but it wouldn't be a vote "for" either of them.

Leadsom gone as well. There'll be no Portillo/Patten defeat type moments left to have at this rate.

And was on the receiving end of one of the worst two footed challenges I've ever seen from Bergkamp who only got a yellow because he's "not that kind of player".

They won't notice them now the tories are on their way out. They knew about the parties and all the other Johnson shit long before it came out but only released it when it was decided his time was up. By they I mean the press.

Yeah I think the key word in the charges is "influence".

That's a lot worse than what Tonali was charged with and he's pleading not guilty. He's fucked if he's found guilty.

I worked at a place where someone quite high up in finance was made redundant with immediate effect and she was was dragged out while deleting spreadsheets screaming that the company was screwed as a result. I think the phrase "backup" was alien to the stupid twat. (This was before cloud was a thing)

Just seen the goal - not bad for a kickabout. I can't help thinking shit like this considering how many fuckers turned up make this 39th game shite inevitable.

Or Tuchel...

There was an attack about 10 minutes before half time where they played the ball in behind where you knew Dubravka would be on his line and it would have been dodgy but Pope was just there to collect it like it was absolutely nothing. Welcome back Nick.

Arsenal are on TNT. Still sycophantic cunts for showing Liverpool though.

I think those really big ones were thought of before the oil crisis in the early 70s and became uneconomic to run so that might be why.

One of my first memories is going to watch the Northumbria make its way out of the river from the Lawe top in Shields - It was fucking massive.

Murphy"s twin with the same shit-eating grin as his brother...

With special guest Mike Dean - a cunt's cunt if you will..

Yeah, despite the pearl clutching over that error in the Spurs game, there's no way the scouse cunts are giving up their advantage. Same for the rest of them.

Nowt wrong with Queen Latifah.

That's why the Arsenal one annoyed Arteta so much - we've seen all of the usual suspects have goals against them pored over for aeons looking for the slightest reason to chalk them off compared to a quick glance the other way around.

It should/could have been us but it would be funny if Spurs lose and Chelsea knock them out of fifth.

Fuck Europe, I just want to win on Sunday to finish above these.

"High threshold" = against one of their favourites.

Sandra Bullock, Teri Hatcher and Keanu Reeves all having been born in the same year as me always gives me pause for thought - of course I haven't had access to the money they've had to spend on lifestyle/health/fitness etc.

Yes they are.