NJS

The first porn film I ever saw featured a talking cunt. Just seen the sequel. Bullshit.

Better now than when he's older even if it is pisser. I had it as an adult and it was horrible.

Take that, you tangoed, whiteleas, mackem cunt.

I'm finding the coverage of the Irish vote ridiculously moving - it goes a long way to restoring my faith in the human race after the UK election debacle.

Given what she said, you'd have to ask what the fuck she's in the labour party for. Although I would have asked the same question of Blair and a lot of his cohorts as well.

"Older Italian women" pretty much means either her or Gina Lollabrigida.

The thing that makes me accept it was watching the last half an hour of the game last night, how desperate (in the good sense) the mackems were in their defending - can you imagine our players throwing their bodies in front of the ball like they did?

I clicked on that earlier assuming it was going to be Liverpool - that's how low it is.

Pensioners vote more than anyone out of self-interest and thereby deny the young opportunities and a decent future. Logan's run at 70 required.

His record against man utd, arsenal, man city and of course the mackems suggest otherwise. His great run this year, Chelsea apart (fair play) was against 5 teams who were all dogshit at the time. Apart from yesterday we haven't played anyone as bad.

Maybe if companies who in total have 750bn in cash reserves paid decent fucking wages people wouldn't need tax credits.

Gerrard is a nastier cheat. More scouse if you will.

Labour should have one of those counter displays ticking over with the suicides of the disabled people sanctioned. No fucking prisoners approach.

Can't see too many different outcomes gamewise under Pardew - maybe stoke and WBA but no more.

Its quite an indictment of the so called best schools in the world or a confirmation of inbreeding genetics how uniformly thick as shit the Windsors all are.

He promotes alternative medicine which makes him a thick as pig shit dangerous cretin of the highest order.

Leicester and the mackems bought strikers in January. We let two defenders go. If we go down on gd it should be a Simpsons style dictionary definition for stupidity and incompetence.

Funny as fuck - now relying on Man Utd to save our status.

Went out this morning to find my car splattered in bird shit - used to happen via seagulls when I lived in shields but first time I can remember it here. I wished for a moment I lived in Sofia so I could score an AK47 and kill a few of the bastards. I suppose some kind of flamethrower could work as well but it would have to reach tree tops.

You also assume that people would vote the same knowing it would lead to seats - one outcome would be more votes for the minor parties but another outcome could be less - people might see voting green or UKIP as a "pointless" but principled protest knowing they aren't going to win their seat - the idea of them having power might make people actually look at their relatively batshit crazy policies.

What about the sleeping with 16 year old virgins to test your celibacy?

Just shows a life of excess doesn't necessarily mean an early death. RIP

Sadly its one of those issues where the royalists and people who couldn't give a shit outnumber those with sense. I cling to the hope that Charles will do enough damage to at least start a debate.

I think I've said before the funniest thing about the current one is when they changed "born to reign over us" to "long to reign over us" as they thought "born" was a bit iffy not realising its the "reign over us" that's fucking shit. Asking a non-existent deity to look after an institution I abhor makes the entire edifice a non-starter for me.

I don't think he'd do it to save money, he'd do it because he genuinely believes that Carver will match his targets once the squad has supposedly been improved because its only the squad quality that's affected the results as far as they're concerned.