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Stevie

 

I was asleep, you "c-word using" c-word!

 

However I awoke when I realised you'd called me fat. <_<

 

You're for it sunshine. That's your card marked. If I ever see yyou, I'll be 100% sure to make sure I rub your face in my elbow sweat the same way I did when I met ginger fatty Gemmill.

Is portly fat? It's a debatable subject. Some might say it's a nice way of calling a fat cunt fat, I'd prefer to say it's a way of describing a well made gentleman/lady.

 

I did say you were a Scots academic though, so it's not all bad.

 

And calling someone a c*** is a nice way of saying what?

 

Watch it, else I'll have you run out of town :razz:

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In all fairness I've been on this board 2 minutes and to coin an over used Oz quote "I feel aboot as welcome as a fart in an astronaut in here"

 

This cunt Thompson without doubt a KBJ, I wateched a film of this bald camp cunt "Steven Thompson of Newcastle" on Bravo the neet satisying his life on magic mushrooms before a film crew the neet, straight away I thought of Thompson... <_< what a cunt

 

Areet midds lad

 

Alreet mate. How's tricks?

Aye canny Midds. It never ceases to amaze me how many on line people can be influenced by such a wank. It's not just the N/O prople but also here too, who find the aforementioned North Shields based redheads' rectum, a warm secure, truely fantastic place to be.

 

See MIdds when we first got on that Newcastle-Online, we had a common ground, we were outsiders on a clannish board, this fucka is just as bad, it all stemmed from the fact I called "Greg" who Chez etc... obviously his mate,m seems a good lad him. Imagine "Martin Jol" that pathetic cunt no N/O had the second most posts on N/O 5859 posts, or whatever, yet on all of his own boards 263 posts, it would be difficult for some cunt called Irving Bernstein of Enfield not to say the cunts a geordie arselicker. All I did was speak the truth. Bannings should be a thing of the past. Geordie Messiah while being a portly, condescending Scots based academic, is an example of where N/O is going wrong. Banning people from a fucking message board, while GM's abuse was justified, so was mine. Spurs arselicking wank.

 

Falling asleep listening to you play the victim tbh Stevie. :razz:

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Reet. That's Spurs done. What about those Scousers eh?? <_<:razz:

I'm not abusing scousers, because in 6 days time I won't be posting on here, and at the end of the day I could write a book about them, in all fairness I wouldn't get to the first chapter without offending some fucking Derek Hatton related dipper, so I will save this message board an invasion of the blame avoiders.

 

Im seriously considering setting that countdown thingy up again just for that event. :razz:

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A couple of days ago when he turned up on here he was telling us he was here to stay and would never return to NO after his latest banning, so I'd take his witterings with a pinch of salt. Funny like, cos you'd think after having been banned for the umpteenth time over there, he'd have twigged that if you just don't abuse people, it doesn't happen. Not rocket science.

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Is the login function rooted? Why cant i log in to this site?

 

Why dont they test this stuff out before hand for issues so it is a smooth transition?

 

It's knacked.

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Shittest thread ever.

 

 

N-O people, fuck off back to N-O

No disrespect this, but having been on here a few days, you're the most boring cunt on here. Some post I was posting on today, with your one sentence 6 word boring fucking replies, I honestly thought this cunt must be from Cumbria. I can't be arsed looking now, but I'll have a look tomorrow and show you.

 

And what's wrong with that like? <_<

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Shittest thread ever.

 

 

N-O people, fuck off back to N-O

No disrespect this, but having been on here a few days, you're the most boring cunt on here. Some post I was posting on today, with your one sentence 6 word boring fucking replies, I honestly thought this cunt must be from Cumbria. I can't be arsed looking now, but I'll have a look tomorrow and show you.

 

And what's wrong with that like? :razz:

 

Surprised you actually need to ask! <_<

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Reet. That's Spurs done. What about those Scousers eh?? <_<:razz:

I'm not abusing scousers, because in 6 days time I won't be posting on here, and at the end of the day I could write a book about them, in all fairness I wouldn't get to the first chapter without offending some fucking Derek Hatton related dipper, so I will save this message board an invasion of the blame avoiders.

Probably very wise. You know my thoughts about them anyway... :razz:

Midds I reckon you hold even deeper views about their past than mine and that's saying something.

 

Anyway on a separate note.

 

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Unprovoked abuse in the Spurs thread

 

Ban me for life, IP ban, because the next time I come on I'll repeat what I said, the guy is an arselicker, he might a decent bloke, he's still an arselicker. You persist in allowing wanks like kingdawson waste peoples time with drivel, you allow the likes of "Martin Jol" to be a smug condescending nobhead yet any abuse of him is and his comments is forbidden. IP ban please.

 

Would you like to point me in the direction of some evidence to show that I'm an arselicker?

 

Greg mate, just ignore him. In Stevie's world, unless you rabidly hate cockneys, scousers, mackems, and anyone else that dares to support a different football team, and unless you refer to these people as c-words every time you open your mouth, there's something wrong with you.

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In all fairness I've been on this board 2 minutes and to coin an over used Oz quote "I feel aboot as welcome as a fart in an astronaut in here"

 

<_< What do you expect? The only reason you're here is because you've been banned elsewhere and most of the time you are here you spend arguing or complaining that you're hard done by (you sure you haven't got some Scouse in your blood?). If you want to feel welcome then how about making an effort to get on and try to convey your message in a less aggressive way?

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I love it here, especially Gemmill.

 

:razz: tbh :razz:

 

Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me. :razz:

Yet your still smiling apparently :razz:

 

This is turning gay. <_<

Could Gemmill bum raping you ever be anything else? :P

 

I think they see it as mutual bonding... nowt gay about bonding between mates is there?

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If any numpties decide that after just three days of troubles, when we're obviously struggling and none of them have even offered to help, they want to go elsewhere then good riddance, tbh.

 

I offered to help tbh, and I hardly ever use the place <_<

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