Monkeys Fist 46834 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 On 20/04/2023 at 10:42, RobinRobin said: Expand FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24540 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 On 20/04/2023 at 11:18, Monkeys Fist said: FYP Expand FYP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13132 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 On 20/04/2023 at 11:18, Monkeys Fist said: FYP Expand Couldn't be arsed to post that image that many times on my phone, but knew I could rely on you to FMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38187 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Bhunarmy! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16906 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 When we hit the bathroom This is what we'll sing We are diarrhoetic Geordies Grossman is our king 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11502 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 We've got Bhuna in the middle, That is exactly what we need Rice straight from a pack Wet Wipes at the back Whys it hurt everytime I peeeeeee 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38497 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 🎵We are the CT, The CT family And we are desperate, and we are sad We're force fed bhuna, From Sahib Grossman 'Cos we've got A knacker for a dad.🎶 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46834 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 We have an outdoor… An outdoor sofa, We dig up rubbish, and think it’s gold We’re paddle boarding And voting Corbyn I didn’t have a next line so I used this instead. Bhun Bhun ! Cack and shite army! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13132 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 14:27, Howmanheyman said: 🎵We are the CT, The CT family And we are desperate, and we are sad We're force fed bhuna, From Sahib Grossman 'Cos we've got A knacker for a dad.🎶 Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12428 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 @Gemmill can you repost that brisket recipe you mentioned a while back please ?? Would like to give it try as it sounded like it had high expected scrumptiousness (xS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53574 Posted April 22, 2023 Author Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 06:51, Toonpack said: @Gemmill can you repost that brisket recipe you mentioned a while back please ?? Would like to give it try as it sounded like it had high expected scrumptiousness (xS) Expand Here you go mate. Hope you like it! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12428 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Cheers , will give it a go through the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13132 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 06:51, Toonpack said: @Gemmill can you repost that brisket recipe you mentioned a while back please ?? Would like to give it try as it sounded like it had high expected scrumptiousness (xS) Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46834 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 13:13, RobinRobin said: Expand I’d rattle through her underskirts, tout de suite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12428 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 15:32, Monkeys Fist said: I’d rattle through her underskirts, tout de suite. Expand Are you sure ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53574 Posted April 22, 2023 Author Share Posted April 22, 2023 She's deed now. Went in the last year or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 1074 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 18:48, Gemmill said: She's deed now. Went in the last year or two. Expand I doubt that would stop him, to be honest. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46834 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 19:24, Billy Whitehurst said: I doubt that would stop him, to be honest. Expand Never say "no" to adventures. Always say "yes", otherwise you'll lead a very dull life. Also, You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious, even if you are “de rigor”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46834 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 18:40, Toonpack said: Are you sure ? Expand On 22/04/2023 at 18:48, Gemmill said: She's deed now. Went in the last year or two. Expand Ageism. Exhumed and reported 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13132 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 15:32, Monkeys Fist said: I’d rattle through her underskirts, tout de suite. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46834 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Day off today, so having thrown away the Wench’s to-do list, I’ve just put a pot of Pastisada in the oven to bubble away nicely until teatime. ( It’s basically Greek bolognaise from Corfu, slow cooked with big pieces of beef) Method- Brown beef in olive oil and garlic, remove from casserole pot. Slowly soften , in the beefy pot, equal amounts of finely chopped onion, carrot, celery. I add 4-5 whole but cracked large garlic cloves here too. After 10-15 minutes, add tomato purée, garlic purée, and a good dollop of pesto. Put the beef back in, sprinkle on some paprika, chilli, and a little bit of cinnamon. Deglaze with a good slug of white wine. Reduce Add beef stock and passata, and a teaspoon of sugar. Hoy in the oven on low. Fresh basil on it just before you serve. Have it with linguine or spaghetti, or, as we’re doing today, plenty of warm sourdough bread. (Not my pic, I’ll post one when it’s done, if I remember. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11502 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 On 24/04/2023 at 12:38, Monkeys Fist said: Day off today, so having thrown away the Wench’s to-do list, I’ve just put a pot of Pastisada in the oven to bubble away nicely until teatime. ( It’s basically Greek bolognaise from Corfu, slow cooked with big pieces of beef) Method- Brown beef in olive oil and garlic, remove from casserole pot. Slowly soften , in the beefy pot, equal amounts of finely chopped onion, carrot, celery. I add 4-5 whole but cracked large garlic cloves here too. After 10-15 minutes, add tomato purée, garlic purée, and a good dollop of pesto. Put the beef back in, sprinkle on some paprika, chilli, and a little bit of cinnamon. Deglaze with a good slug of white wine. Reduce Add beef stock and passata, and a teaspoon of sugar. Hoy in the oven on low. Fresh basil on it just before you serve. Have it with linguine or spaghetti, or, as we’re doing today, plenty of warm sourdough bread. (Not my pic, I’ll post one when it’s done, if I remember. ) Expand @Christmas Tree Don't you dare attempt this. This looks tasty AF and we all know that your swing at this will swap out the beef for a shoe or something. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46834 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Didn’t have celery- used lettuce. Didn’t have beef- used mince Didn't have sourdough - used a bun Didn’t have passata- used ketchup. Turned out perfect 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53574 Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 I'm back on keto. 🙄 My lass wanted to and it's basically impossible for one of you to be on it. So out goes pizzas, sourdough, and all manner of other delicious things. In comes terrible substitutes for these nice non keto foods. On the plus side, the weight fucking drops off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16906 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 On 24/04/2023 at 14:47, Monkeys Fist said: Didn’t have celery- used lettuce. Didn’t have beef- used mince Didn't have sourdough - used a bun Didn’t have passata- used ketchup. Turned out perfect Expand As if it'd look that good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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