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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread

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Matches his taste in guitars

The only thing you've rattled is your fleshlight. Cock like a pug's tongue.

Estate agent in doing their job shocker.

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Admittedly patchy but Send away the tigers and Journal for plague lovers are the highlights - don't bother with Lifeblood at all.


I really liked There By The Grace Of God as a one-off so I was hopeful their next proper album would be decent too, but looking at their chart positions even the hardcore fans baulked at that one...

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No they're in a big pan.


I'm fed up of my eggs going all half moon so this is me fighting back.


"My Struggles With Wayward Eggs, and How I Overcame Them. "

A moving account of one man's thrice daily battle to cook a bread shaped egg, and how he eventually gave up and bought a budgie.

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