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Matches his taste in guitars

The only thing you've rattled is your fleshlight. Cock like a pug's tongue.

Estate agent in doing their job shocker.

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Because the sardines smell like fannys.

 

My mate had a YTS job in a morgue when he was 18. One day out of curiousity he lifted up the blanket on a good looking deceased woman to see what he thought was a prawn on her fanny! He went running through to tell his supervisor that there a prawn on her 'front bottom' and when the supervisor saw it he laughed and said, "Son, that's a clitoris, not a prawn!" My mate seemed a bit embarrassed and mumbled, "Well it definitely tasted like a prawn."

 

I'll get me coat.

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Reduced from £1700 to £399 :D

I've bought grey slate wall tiles and black slate floor tiles, whole lot came in under £1000, including fitting the bath suite.

( I'm doing the tiling though. Every cloud has a shitty lining )

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