strawb 3659 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Sketchers My Grandad wears Sketchers, he is allowed though cos he is 89, worked on the tugs all his life and has two knackered hips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 My Grandad wears Sketchers, he is allowed though cos he is 89, worked on the tugs all his life and has two knackered hips. I'm a grandad, done a lot of tugging in my time, have a dodgy hip and knee, so nur nur na nur nur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Still shite ugly shoes mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Still shite ugly shoes mate Comfy driving shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34447 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 [emoji38] Lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I'm staggered he's not wearing a pair of Birkenstocks. One errant piggly toe poking through the grimy off-white sock beneath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 CT's skin is crackling thick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5906 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Fuck me CT, those shoes are honking. Brown suede trainer shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I've just bought a 100% Deet mosquito spray for Peru. Apparently it strips paint so fuck knows what it's going to do to my sensitive visage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 [emoji38] Lesbian. I'm currently working around Cumbria/Ayrshire inspecting bridges , with a proper Greenham Common old skool lesbican. ( No shit, she's fucking superb, does not give the slightest of fucks*) She wouldn't be seen dead in CT's Skechers as they're just toooo Dykey. ( yes, I showed her them and asked the question) * Carillion auditor turned up today on site and started asking questions regarding our rigging. Milly Tant shot him down in flames, saying, in the nicest way I've ever heard, that he wasn't fit to even spell Rope Access, never mind question us about it. He basically did the head down, "Sorry Miss" schoolboy apology. It was a joy to behold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17767 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I'm currently working around Cumbria/Ayrshire inspecting bridges , with a proper Greenham Common old skool lesbican. ( No shit, she's fucking superb, does not give the slightest of fucks*) She wouldn't be seen dead in CT's Skechers as they're just toooo Dykey. ( yes, I showed her them and asked the question) * Carillion auditor turned up today on site and started asking questions regarding our rigging. Milly Tant shot him down in flames, saying, in the nicest way I've ever heard, that he wasn't fit to even spell Rope Access, never mind question us about it. He basically did the head down, "Sorry Miss" schoolboy apology. It was a joy to behold Has she pegged you yet? [\lowers tone]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Peggy Sue used to be such an innocent ditty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26334 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I've just bought a 100% Deet mosquito spray for Peru. Apparently it strips paint so fuck knows what it's going to do to my sensitive visage. You won't regret it. You may have cancer in years to come butt you'll be mosquito free throughout your trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Has she pegged you yet? [\lowers tone]. Thankfully, she's a proper minge fiend. Even though I'm a big old rufty-tufty blokey bloke, I reckon if it came to a cock-off, I'd be face down in tears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I've just bought a 100% Deet mosquito spray for Peru. Apparently it strips paint so fuck knows what it's going to do to my sensitive visage.C'mon lads, I'm not the only one who read that as Vag.... ... Lads..... c'mon, help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 C'mon lads, I'm not the only one who read that as Vag.... ... Lads..... c'mon, help Fuck off! That's purely your sick mind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 You won't regret it. You may have cancer in years to come butt you'll be mosquito free throughout your trip. The little bastards see me as a gourmet meal. Plus I can do without coming home with the Zica virus. Malaria tablets procured and appointment for Yellow fever vaccination also made. HepA, Typhoid, tetanus, Typhoid and Diptheria vaccinations done. Is it worth it, I ask myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26334 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 What is it you're off to do? Promote women's rights or some such nonsense? Stick up your fundraising page again please. But the difference between the normal shit and the 100% shit is night and day, you won't regret putting it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Woman's rights Nah, working with bairns. Building a classroom on a school (in a morning before it gets mad hot) then going to a girls home (orphanage) on an afternoon when it's cooler to teach English/do crafts/face painting/ball games/generally having fun etc. I don't really have a fundraising page - I've just been fundraising at work/locally. But we're halfway to raising £6k for the building materials for the classroom. Anything is gratefully recieved via paypal @ http://www.paypal.me/Peru2016 and thanks to a couple of you who have already donated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Aye, all that good stuff and also get "on the nest" with some Nolberto lookylikeys. Brazen hussy, truth be told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26820 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 The little bastards see me as a gourmet meal. Plus I can do without coming home with the Zico virus. Malaria tablets procured and appointment for Yellow fever vaccination also made. HepA, Typhoid, tetanus, Typhoid and Diptheria vaccinations done. Is it worth it, I ask myself.... Aye, I caught that in '82 as a bairn. I was a canny enough player but I broke out in feints, quick turns, one touch football moves the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34447 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 [emoji38] good lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Aye, I caught that in '82 as a bairn. I was a canny enough player but I broke out in feints, quick turns, one touch football moves the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 I'm currently working around Cumbria/Ayrshire inspecting bridges , with a proper Greenham Common old skool lesbican. ( No shit, she's fucking superb, does not give the slightest of fucks*) She wouldn't be seen dead in CT's Skechers as they're just toooo Dykey. ( yes, I showed her them and asked the question) * Carillion auditor turned up today on site and started asking questions regarding our rigging. Milly Tant shot him down in flames, saying, in the nicest way I've ever heard, that he wasn't fit to even spell Rope Access, never mind question us about it. He basically did the head down, "Sorry Miss" schoolboy apology. It was a joy to behold Safety nobheads like that give the rest of us a bad name. Probably one of the many who have learned everything they know from a classroom and never worked on a site in their life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 C'mon lads, I'm not the only one who read that as Vag.... ... Lads..... c'mon, help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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