carlisle6789 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Post a joke Bear walk into a bar says to the barman "can i have a......................................pint please" barman says "why the big paws(pause) bear says "I'v always had them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 2 Fonts walk into a bar, Barman says 'Sorry lads, we don't serve your type in here' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlisle6789 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A bloke walks into a bar "Ouch" It was an iron bar ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Bob is gonna be fuming when he sees this. That's a weeks worth of material wasted in 2 minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlisle6789 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 How do you get a fat bird into bed.........Piece a cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13875 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 2 Fonts walk into a bar, Barman says 'Sorry lads, we don't serve your type in here' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A horse walks into a bar, the barman says ... "why the long face ??" Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlisle6789 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 Bob is gonna be fuming when he sees this. That's a weeks worth of material wasted in 2 minutes! why will he be fuming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!" It's good to see others make the effort good old harmless fun I salute you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlisle6789 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 There were three pigs. The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left. The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left. The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A bloke walks into a bar "Ouch" It was an iron bar ....... Thanks for clearing that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13875 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Ive got a few but they arent really funny. Freddy Shepherd Alan Oliver Our transfer policy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16724 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 How do you get a fat bird into bed.........Piece a cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 How do you get a fat bird into bed.........Piece a cake Going to try it later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 How do you get a fat bird into bed.........Piece a cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what like?" "No," says the psychic... "Next Term in her biology class." "Now hop it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Smart Mexicans An old man lived alone in New Mexico . He wanted to plant his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat because I do not think I will be able to plant my Chili gardenz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know you would dig the lot for me. Siempre, Tu Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Papa, Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES! Love, Francisco At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the chilis now. Its the best I could do. Love, Francisco Who said Mexicans were dumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Smart Mexicans An old man lived alone in New Mexico . He wanted to plant his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat because I do not think I will be able to plant my Chili gardenz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know you would dig the lot for me. Siempre, Tu Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Papa, Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES! Love, Francisco At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the chilis now. Its the best I could do. Love, Francisco Who said Mexicans were dumb? Thats more cute than it is funny. White Dad to be in the delivery room, midwife hands him a black baby and asks "is this yours ?" Man replies "probably, she burns everything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 A woman goes into the butchers and asks the butcher "Is that a sheeps head in the window?" The butcher replies "No it's a mirror" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 A woman goes into the butchers and asks the butcher "Is that a sheeps head in the window?" The butcher replies "No it's a mirror" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 A man returns from the Amazon with a cock sucking frog and shows it to his wife "What do you want me to do with that ??" she asks, he replies "Teach it how to cook and then you can fuck off !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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