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Alphabetical order too. Excellent work :blink:

 

:D

 

I'm neat like that. I think it's a trait shared by my stand-up bretheren. The kind of people that wouldn't put their hands inside a toilet.

 

Bollocks... you wouldn't stand up to wipe your arse if you were... :razz:

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Surely all the sitters wash their hands with hand wash, thoroughly?

 

I know I do :blink:

 

A fishmonger can take a shower, he's still fishy.

 

 

Rather put my hand temporarily into the toilet's air than stand up and have my shitty arse pollute breathing space

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I've collated the results ( :blink: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Ewerk

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

Manc

Parky

Sammy

Shinton

 

So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts.

 

Sorry but this thread opened my eyes to the practice of sitting and wiping, I can now say that I'm a convert, I really don't know how I survived before.

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I've collated the results ( :blink: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Ewerk

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

Manc

Parky

Sammy

Shinton

 

So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts.

 

Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument?

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Surely all the sitters wash their hands with hand wash, thoroughly?

 

I know I do :blink:

 

A fishmonger can take a shower, he's still fishy.

 

A propos of nothing, there was this lad from the Faroe Islands in our class in year 9. Stank of fish, not even a year in the fragrant surroundings of Gosforth could shake it off.

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Proud to be in the same camp as Alex and Nicos. :blink:

 

In all honest I'd have trouble having a pint with someone who sits and wipes.

 

No you'd rather sip a G&T with the Captain Campo's here, who bends over invitingly for both cock and in the same fashion to wipe his shit-stained ring piece.

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I've collated the results ( :razz: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Ewerk

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

Manc

Parky

Sammy

Shinton

 

So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts.

 

Sorry but this thread opened my eyes to the practice of sitting and wiping, I can now say that I'm a convert, I really don't know how I survived before.

 

 

To be honest I thought you were moonlighting, you were dragging the team down anyway.

 

Rectified.

 

:blink:

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I've collated the results ( :blink: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Ewerk

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

MancMag

Parky

Sammynb

Shinton

 

So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts.

 

Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument?

 

Clarified

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Proud to be in the same camp as Alex and Nicos. :blink:

 

In all honest I'd have trouble having a pint with someone who sits and wipes.

 

Probably because you wouldn't both fit into the same cubical, at least if they stood you'd have somewhere to sit.

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I've collated the results ( :blink: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Ewerk

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

MancMag

Parky

Sammynb

Shinton

 

So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts.

 

Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument?

 

Clarified

 

It's still a shit argument.

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Guest BigThompers
I've collated the results ( :blink: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Ewerk

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

MancMag

Parky

Sammynb

Shinton

 

So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts.

 

Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument?

 

Clarified

 

It's still a shit argument.

 

omg nobody commented on my shit-pun the first time so I'll re-iterate it. Use bold and italics for added effect!

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Do you reckon Wacky has 2 use one of the pottys still since he can't reach the toilet?

 

Stands on SMO's shoulders by all accounts.... :blink:

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I've collated the results ( :blink: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Ewerk

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

Manc

Parky

Sammy

Shinton

Wacky Jnr

Zebra

 

Just adding to it....

 

Ditto.

 

 

You can clearly see by cross-referencing that list with the craic on this board who the proper gadgies are and who the little split arses are, i mean for fucks sake there's a Pork Knuckle amongst your ranks - case closed for me.

 

Can we shut the lid on this?

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You can clearly see by cross-referencing that list with the craic on this board who the proper gadgies are and who the little split arses are, i mean for fucks sake there's a Pork Knucjkle amongst you ranks - case closed for me.

That's a bit harsh like, just because Walliver likes a bit of Girls Aloud...

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You can clearly see by cross-referencing that list with the craic on this board who the proper gadgies are and who the little split arses are, i mean for fucks sake there's a Pork Knucjkle amongst you ranks - case closed for me.

That's a bit harsh like, just because Walliver likes a bit of Girls Aloud...

 

 

Was referring to J69 tbh

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I've collated the results ( :blink: )

 

Sitters

Brock

Craig

Dr Gloom

Gejon

Gemmill

Glasgow Mag

J69

JawD

Lazarus

Meenzer

Nufc4ever

Paddy

R|co

Smooth

T-Keith

Thompers

TooJ

Toontoasey

Walliver

 

 

Standers

Alex

Anth

Ewerk

Happy Face

Holden

Jimbo

Khay

Luckyluke

Manc

Parky

Sammy

Shinton

Wacky Jnr

Zebra

 

Sit then Stand

Donaldstott

 

Just adding to it....

 

 

 

You hadn't imagined there might be a third category. What a Freak!!

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