The Fish 9064 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Lurkers who don't post owt on the board for ages then waltz into a busy thread like they own the fucking place. ----> <---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Old people who join your queue in the shop stinking of piss and in need of a comb running through their hair, come on, if your with it enough to get on a bus and go in to town the least you can do is have a wash and tidy yourself up, lazy old bastards. Dole dossing, benefit claiming, scum bagging, 7 kids from 8 different dead beat meat heads who have been breeding since the age of 10. Get a fucking job, scum bag! Fucking pushchairs! :icon_lol: You seemed such a nice girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Lurkers who don't post owt on the board for ages then waltz into a busy thread like they own the fucking place. ----> <---- Get ya Tenna Lady sorted out before you go shopping in Wilco's next time and I might let you borrow me murkin comb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 c-MET/ALK tyrosine kinase inhibition or insulin-growth factor are both exciting targets for metastatic disease. I wasn't kidding. I still should quit though You'll need to find a cure for heart disease and COPD too though, better get your overtime in. Heart disease? Its sorted, prevention, treatment, surgery is all well understood. You cant change people's lifestyles but you can pretty much do everything else. Heart failure is still a bit tricky mind and an infarction depends on time to stenting etc but if you go to hospital in time, they can save you. Anyway, to your point, one of them will get me. Cheers for that. Rather a big IF there. COPD is the one that makes me laugh about smokers, one of the most prevalent smoking related diseases yet most smokers have no idea what it is. And rather than the relatively quick death offered by an MI or lung cancer, it's a long drawn out process where you spend many years of your life too breathless to do anything, even breathless at rest. And the funniest thing is that while by not smoking you reduce your risk of heart disease and cancers, you can pretty much exclude yourself from getting COPD - there are hardly any diseases that you can do that to. My dad's got COPD. It's fun. Not. Anyway, getting back on track. Reading Stevie's Scottish thing has just reminded me of one: folk (especially some Scots' pronunciation) who say 'sangwich' instead of sandwich. It's fuckin' SANDWICH you clarts. It's a fuckin' place - SANDWICH. There, wasn't difficult, was it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 "Off of" there's no need, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26607 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 "Off of" there's no need, ever. But Scott Mills has made it cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 People who fart on the underground, in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 People who don't cover their mouths when they cough/sneeze/yawn. The latter isn't so bad, but the first two are revolting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 People who don't cover their mouths when they cough/sneeze/yawn. The latter isn't so bad, but the first two are revolting! do you sneeze with your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 People who don't cover their mouths when they cough/sneeze/yawn. The latter isn't so bad, but the first two are revolting! People who don't cover their mouths when they yawn should be electrocuted imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 a little bit yeah... hence the "atcho" noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Anyone who says "was" instead of "were" when speaking in the past tense needs to be culled imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who say "etcetera" out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 5, 2009 Author Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who look around/scan the room continually as they are talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Mums shouting 'Get ere now' at their whingy kids. I hate that, no wonder some kids turn out horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17876 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who look around/scan the room continually as they are talking. I always imagined you might be like that, with your tin foil hat on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 5, 2009 Author Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who look around/scan the room continually as they are talking. I always imagined you might be like that, with your tin foil hat on? God no. I'm all eye contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26607 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who look around/scan the room continually as they are talking for someone more interesting to talk to as they can't fucking stand me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 5, 2009 Author Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who look around/scan the room continually as they are talking for someone more interesting to talk to as they can't fucking stand me. :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Didn't read the whole thread, but along the lines of ATM queues, Airport Security Queues and the idiots in them. I'm standing there, with belt/phone/keys ready for the tray, when Doddery McFuckhead in front of me has been waiting in the exact same line, seeing the security people asking everyone to take out their phone/keys etc, looks gobsmacked and takes an age getting their act together. I'm getting wound up about it, just typing. Die in a fire, you pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12480 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I'd agree Barney, more annoying knowing I'm going to encounter them soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 5, 2009 Author Share Posted June 5, 2009 Didn't read the whole thread, but along the lines of ATM queues, Airport Security Queues and the idiots in them. I'm standing there, with belt/phone/keys ready for the tray, when Doddery McFuckhead in front of me has been waiting in the exact same line, seeing the security people asking everyone to take out their phone/keys etc, looks gobsmacked and takes an age getting their act together. I'm getting wound up about it, just typing. Die in a fire, you pricks. Enough to set yer bomb off early innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl 0 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 The Apprentice and all its competitors, are you that fucking desperate for a job!! that you would sell your sole to the devil (Alan Sugar) no wonder the world is in a mess with these gready sad twats around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Didn't read the whole thread, but along the lines of ATM queues, Airport Security Queues and the idiots in them. I'm standing there, with belt/phone/keys ready for the tray, when Doddery McFuckhead in front of me has been waiting in the exact same line, seeing the security people asking everyone to take out their phone/keys etc, looks gobsmacked and takes an age getting their act together. I'm getting wound up about it, just typing. Die in a fire, you pricks. Enough to set yer bomb off early innit? Speaking of blowing shit up... Reality tv. Or Celeb reality tv. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Wayne Mardle, what a total cockney mug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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