The Fish 8995 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 7 hours of music? So you own about 10 albums? I meant 7000 hours pesky work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 My Eurovision collection alone is around 40 gig. Add in all of my regular music and that's, ooh, 41 gig at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 How the fuck is it possible to own 40 gigs worth of Pink Floyd music? Was that a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) My Eurovision collection alone is around 40 gig. Add in all of my regular music and that's, ooh, 41 gig at least. P.S. 40 gigs of eurovision? Is that a joke? Edit: I guess so. Edited June 2, 2009 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Blokes who walk round when it's hot with no shirt on. Seems to only be chavs who do it as far as I can tell. Good for you, you prick, you've spent too much time in the gym. Who are you trying to impress? I hope you get sunburn you cockend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 If someone wants to embellish their story a little bit, no harm. But to spout lies all day is tiresome. Especially when they're so blatant. exaggerate the duration of your journey a bit, tell me that tyou said something that actually you only thought about after, but don't say that you're on speaking terms with Alice Cooper! I find it hard to mask my incredulity and disdain. Well you keep telling us you're thin... No I don't. I keep telling you I'm not fat. There's a difference, ninja! I've got about 40Gig and that's nigh on 7hours, there's no way this fella has 500 gig. The only reason he gave that figure was because we were discussing our collections (oh aye, that cool) and he just had to outdo us. t-w-a-t My Pink Floyd collection is over 40 gig. Viz style top tip - Free 39.9Gig of hard disc space by deleting all Pink Floyd except Dark Side of the Moon. Fuck off man, it's not even their best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13865 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 A bit of an inferiority complex there Brock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 People who walk around with their trousers falling down their backside so you can see their underpants...jesus can they not see how pathetic they look?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 If someone wants to embellish their story a little bit, no harm. But to spout lies all day is tiresome. Especially when they're so blatant. exaggerate the duration of your journey a bit, tell me that tyou said something that actually you only thought about after, but don't say that you're on speaking terms with Alice Cooper! I find it hard to mask my incredulity and disdain. Well you keep telling us you're thin... No I don't. I keep telling you I'm not fat. There's a difference, ninja! I've got about 40Gig and that's nigh on 7hours, there's no way this fella has 500 gig. The only reason he gave that figure was because we were discussing our collections (oh aye, that cool) and he just had to outdo us. t-w-a-t My Pink Floyd collection is over 40 gig. Viz style top tip - Free 39.9Gig of hard disc space by deleting all Pink Floyd except Dark Side of the Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 Blokes who walk round when it's hot with no shirt on. Seems to only be chavs who do it as far as I can tell. Good for you, you prick, you've spent too much time in the gym. Who are you trying to impress? I hope you get sunburn you cockend. They all end up fat anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 A bit of an inferiority complex there Brock? People who try to read into a post too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 My Eurovision collection alone is around 40 gig. Add in all of my regular music and that's, ooh, 41 gig at least. P.S. 40 gigs of eurovision? Is that a joke? Edit: I guess so. 54 years, dozens of national finals every year... I only wish I was joking. And Brockles, you know you're hot stuff even under ten tons of hockey gear. Don't sweat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 How the fuck is it possible to own 40 gigs worth of Pink Floyd music? Was that a joke? 7000 hours? I think that's the length of the opening track on Pulse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 People who have tiny music collections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I saw a lad on the metro the other day who I haven't seen for years. He used to finish every sentence? Like he was asking a question? By going a bit higher? at the end of every sentence? And starting a new paragraph? More often than a BBC.co.uk/News story? Used to wind me up no end back in the day when I was a placid happy go lucky teenager. Now I'm pushing 30 and a grumpy bastard it was like having one of my kids grow up mackem. He got on at Monument and before we even got to central I wanted to drag him off the metro and throw him on the tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 I saw a lad on the metro the other day who I haven't seen for years. He used to finish every sentence? Like he was asking a question? By going a bit higher? at the end of every sentence? And starting a new paragraph? More often than a BBC.co.uk/News story? Used to wind me up no end back in the day when I was a placid happy go lucky teenager. Now I'm pushing 30 and a grumpy bastard it was like having one of my kids grow up mackem. He got on at Monument and before we even got to central I wanted to drag him off the metro and throw him on the tracks. I know the type. I pull them up on it (if they're not too big). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3981 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I saw a lad on the metro the other day who I haven't seen for years. He used to finish every sentence? Like he was asking a question? By going a bit higher? at the end of every sentence? And starting a new paragraph? More often than a BBC.co.uk/News story? Used to wind me up no end back in the day when I was a placid happy go lucky teenager. Now I'm pushing 30 and a grumpy bastard it was like having one of my kids grow up mackem. He got on at Monument and before we even got to central I wanted to drag him off the metro and throw him on the tracks. Stephen Fry described it on room 101 as Aussie inflective speaking and I think he's right - I've worked with a few Aussies and they are the biggest culprits but I've noticed a lot of teens/early twenties in Essex/London doing it as well. An oldie but goldie from me is fuckers committing suicide on my train line - just got in two hours late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 People who gulp down tea. People who moan because they haven't had a "fag" for a couple of hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Whenever I was out of the office my boss would ring me on my personal mobile rather than my work mobile for around a year and it really fucked me off. Not a clue why but it really grated on me. In the end I refused to answer it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2777 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 people who drive convertibles with the top down and the windows rolled up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 People who drive convertibles, look at me, look at me! Wankers, I hope they get hit by a lightening strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Nurses and doctors who stink of fags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Nurses and doctors who stink of fags. Homophobic arsehole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38783 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Nurses and doctors who stink of fags. Homophobic arsehole Now THAT would present certain problems to our Brothers of the Bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Nurses and doctors who stink of fags. Homophobic arsehole Of course it is! I work with quite a few gay doctors, and the urology (surgical specialty involving all things soft and dangly) wards were full of gay male nurses (for some reason ), none of whom stink of cigarettes. Not that I make it habit of sniffing poofters, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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