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2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

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I saw that the other day in the daily mail. I've added their T&C's. :good:

 

This stunning plate can be yours for a one off payment of £74.99 or you can buy in four easy installments of £21.99. It comes with a daily mail training pamphlet of servitude plus a vial that one of our qualified experts have spat on in the very hands that have shaken his royal majesty's slab of sausages. So you have the Dalton® collection's guarantee of at least 0.03% of his royal majesty's DNA being in it.*

 

*Other traces will be our employees DNA. Also traces of semen from a wank he had this morning and bits of his ploughman's sandwich he had at dinnertime. Dalton® are not responsible for any campylobacter you may come down with should you imbibe the saliva from the vial.

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:


Im a dewalt man 👍🏻

I have no idea what most of those things are or what they do, what group am I in?

 

What group covers dads who use the Ikea provided allen key*, follow the instructions, still fuck it up and then cry about it?

 

 

 

 

 

*I now have a proper expensive electric screwdriver to make me feel more rugged, but the rest still happens.

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