Dr Gloom 20232 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Absolutely crushed. Put my back out while in away working France. Have had to leave the job early. It's a bad one too. Can barely walk and almost cried like a baby trying to force myself into a cab to the Eurostar. Just in time for a week holiday away for half term too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30972 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 First world problems right there. Hope you're feeling better soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Absolutely crushed. Put my back out while in away working France. Have had to leave the job early. It's a bad one too. Can barely walk and almost cried like a baby trying to force myself into a cab to the Eurostar. Just in time for a week holiday away for half term too Put hot rocks on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36024 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 What a shmeckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20232 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Honestly, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I've done my lower back loads over the years but this one is right up there. It happened yesterday afternoon so I necked some codeine and had a drink and it calmed down a bit. Then I woke up in the night for a piss and had to crawl to the hotel bathroom, I'd seized up so much, screaming like a baby trying to straighten my back. The state of my reflection in the mirror this morning - my stomach muscles are now at a 45 degree angle, I'm so twisted over to one side. Â Get the violins out basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 (edited) Honestly, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I've done my lower back loads over the years but this one is right up there. It happened yesterday afternoon so I necked some codeine and had a drink and it calmed down a bit. Then I woke up in the night for a piss and had to crawl to the hotel bathroom, I'd seized up so much, screaming like a baby trying to straighten my back. The state of my reflection in the mirror this morning - my stomach muscles are now at a 45 degree angle, I'm so twisted over to one side. Â Get the violins out basically. You need magnetized rocks warmed up and put on affected area. Most magnetized are in Finland iirc. Maybe Iceland... Edited February 9, 2017 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6127 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Behave man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Aye everyone knows the best rocks to use are Hawaiian rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Aye everyone knows the best rocks to use are Hawaiian rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20232 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I just feel like hopping on the next flight to Finland, as it happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3308 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 All good, waiting on official confirmation of a job offer as a web tester for ACCA, for all you "so called accounants" out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Congrats  I've also got a new job (shocker, I know) but this time I have an office, so I'll be able to spend more time dicking around on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 good stuff fella    i#m sure your main concern was "can i still wear pyjamas to work" I miss that job. Decent money, piece of piss, good lads... only downsides were having a fucked up body clock, having to work weekends and having a shit boss. But then most people have a shit boss and if you don't, you're the shit boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 I miss that job. Decent money, piece of piss, good lads... only downsides were having a fucked up body clock, having to work weekends and having a shit boss. But then most people have a shit boss and if you don't, you're the shit boss.  Have you moved out of That London now, Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Have you moved out of That London now, Dave? Yeah, Altrincham now. It's right nice, they've got all the things a growing pretentious arsehole could need; a foodie market, a proper CAMRA pub, independent coffeeshops, delis, bakeries and whatnot. Â But it also has a Greggs and a Wetherspoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 Yeah, Altrincham now. It's right nice, they've got all the things a growing pretentious arsehole could need; a foodie market, a proper CAMRA pub, independent coffeeshops, delis, bakeries and whatnot.  But it also has a Greggs and a Wetherspoons  Altrincham is lovely! Was going to invite you to an impromptu reunion of Loafers Anonymous members in London in a couple of weeks but I won't now Will give you a shout the next time I'm in Manc though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Altrincham is lovely! Was going to invite you to an impromptu reunion of Loafers Anonymous members in London in a couple of weeks but I won't now Will give you a shout the next time I'm in Manc though. Â Definitely, but make it soon, apparently we might be on the move again within a year or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20232 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Got your eye on a high street equipped with an English tapas bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Got your eye on a high street equipped with an English tapas bar? Â Holmfirth is catching our eye, if they don't have one, I'll set one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27006 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Definitely, but make it soon, apparently we might be on the move again within a year or so. Â Sarah's law probably doesn't make things easy for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3308 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Yeah, Altrincham now. It's right nice, they've got all the things a growing pretentious arsehole could need; a foodie market, a proper CAMRA pub, independent coffeeshops, delis, bakeries and whatnot.  But it also has a Greggs and a Wetherspoons  I thought CAMRA was old hat and it was all about the craft these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I thought CAMRA was old hat and it was all about the craft these days. It is, and it is, but there isn't a craft ale pub in Altrincham yet, so CAMRA will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Sarah's law probably doesn't make things easy for you. We make do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18204 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 It is, and it is, but there isn't a craft ale pub in Altrincham yet, so CAMRA will do. Fucking hell. Even monkseaton has a craft pub. What type of hell hole is this place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9307 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Fucking hell. Even monkseaton has a craft pub. What type of hell hole is this place? I suppose it's got a craft ale shop/bar in here, but it's not a proper pub-sized pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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