Dr Gloom 19845 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 i thought fish had moved to cheshire with his girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14085 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Aye, I'm doing a bit of stomping around the Lakes and Peaks this weekend so thought I should probably pop in and check that his girlfriend still exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19845 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 i forgot the inverted commas on girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Meenzer said: That too. Now, find us a place for some spiffing Eggs Benedict at the weekend, there's a good chap. http://www.altrinchammarket.co.uk/ ? Dunno if they do eggs benedict, because I haven't checked, because I don't like eggs, because eggs are a chicken's period. Oh, where are you actually staying? Edited September 13, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14085 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: http://www.altrinchammarket.co.uk/ ? Dunno if they do eggs benedict, because I haven't checked, because I don't like eggs, because eggs are a chicken's period. Oh, where are you actually staying? I'm staying knutsdeep in Knutsford. Anyway, that looks suitably hipster. I'm sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 25 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I'm staying knutsdeep in Knutsford. Anyway, that looks suitably hipster. I'm sold. Knutsford city limits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19845 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Cheshire wife central round there, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Cheshire wife central round there, innit? Aye, lots of trophy wives driving white Range Rover Evoques, with a tiny dog in a massive hand bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19845 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 sweet, hope you've got your sharking fins with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: sweet, hope you've got your sharking fins with you. I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: sweet, hope you've got your sharking fins with you. I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: sweet, hope you've got your sharking fins with you. I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19845 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 i know that's the case for martin but what about you - have you got a girlfriend or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14085 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Neither do I, I or I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27027 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 11 hours ago, The Fish said: I've heard nothing but criticism of the Metro recently. Used to be a great, free, mass transit system for Newcastle, but not long after hooking up to Sunderland it's gone to shit. My mate works on it. Reckons it's been falling into disrepair for years and only the last couple of years has there been any serious plans for a massive overhaul with some finances secured for 20 years. Reckons it was close to closing down in the near future without it. Guess Tyne & Wear public transport not as important as other places and systems elsewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17842 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: My mate works on it. Reckons it's been falling into disrepair for years and only the last couple of years has there been any serious plans for a massive overhaul with some finances secured for 20 years. Reckons it was close to closing down in the near future without it. Guess Tyne & Wear public transport not as important as other places and systems elsewhere? The rolling stock is getting on 40 years old but was only designed for 30. It's bespoke so getting replacement parts is difficult. Basically the trains are held together by gaffer tape. I've heard they want to replace the trains with some shitty off the shelf trains like Manchester's metrolink. Expect them to be a lot less comfortable than presently. Even then the government won't fund replacements except through PFI, which will cost a fortune . That model isn't countenanced in London, where transport expenditure per capita is more than ten times the NE. Oh, found out today my metro pass has gone up 16%. My pay has gone up 1%. Fucking cock knockers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 10 hours ago, Renton said: The rolling stock is getting on 40 years old but was only designed for 30. It's bespoke so getting replacement parts is difficult. Basically the trains are held together by gaffer tape. I've heard they want to replace the trains with some shitty off the shelf trains like Manchester's metrolink. Expect them to be a lot less comfortable than presently. Even then the government won't fund replacements except through PFI, which will cost a fortune . That model isn't countenanced in London, where transport expenditure per capita is more than ten times the NE. Oh, found out today my metro pass has gone up 16%. My pay has gone up 1%. Fucking cock knockers. Metrolink isn't particularly comfortable like. It is reliable, cheap and clean though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14085 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Even if it hasn't quite figured out the whole contactless payment thing yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 On 14/09/2017 at 8:40 AM, Meenzer said: Even if it hasn't quite figured out the whole contactless payment thing yet. Fuck me that's shocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 My wallet feels heavier thanx to a pompous bloke from "Adelaide"! Came into the bar with a righteous attitude and left without his lighter. Found it while sweeping. Took it to have it appraised and as soon as they offered me sixteen bills, I almost snapped their hand off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 16 bills? How much did you have to pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: 16 bills? How much did you have to pay? $16,000! To have it appraised? $471, so nothing buta scratch really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Once you deduct my "keeping quiet" fee that's a tidy profit. Congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 And probably rich enough to hunt the cunt who pawned it down.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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