wykikitoon 16688 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Whoa, congratulations! Get up and get on with it - and remember, everybody there wants your day to go class for you, so there's really fuck all to be nervous about. Parrot quote your vows, quick speech and then just be pleasant to people, and you'll be mortal before you know it. You don't even need to be funny in your speech, although it goes without saying that I was in mine. I hope you've got some graphs lined up for yours. I can imgaine the graphs now "Here is my happyness before I met my wife *points stick* and here it is now *points stick" Congrats HF man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I can imgaine the graphs now "Here is my happyness before I met my wife *points stick* and here it is now *points stick" "This pie chart shows all the girls I knew before... *points stick* ...and those I've yet to meet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Now we just need to find out where it is and all shout a monty python cooo ee And of course the reception so we can crash after the game. Get some white ribbons on your taxi! Congrats, HF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Congratulations mate. Worst parts of the day are vows, speeches and first dance. Mainly the bits all eyes are on you! I can guarantee after 15hours of eating, drinking, dancing and hosting a room full of people, the last thing you will want to do at midnight is make slow, passionate love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 Have a fantastic day HF! I'm sure Lanky's speech will be epic My mood? I've had the kind of night where I'm seriously contemplating opening a bottle of wine when I get home. I'll be home 16hrs after I left to go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 "This pie chart shows all the girls I knew before... *points stick* ...and those I've yet to meet." "Times a week indulged in sexual congress pre-marriage. " points stick "Times a week indulged in sexual congress post-marriage" no need to point anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16688 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 "Times a week indulged in sexual congress pre-marriage. " points stick "Times a week indulged in sexual congress post-marriage" no need to point anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17799 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 "Times a week indulged in sexual congress pre-marriage. " points stick "Times a week indulged in sexual congress post-marriage" no need to point anything. Was gonna post that. Good luck HF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Great to hear that, HF. Hope you have a cracking day, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Have a fantastic day HF! I'm sure Lanky's speech will be epic My mood? I've had the kind of night where I'm seriously contemplating opening a bottle of wine when I get home. I'll be home 16hrs after I left to go to work. Wine in the morning after a night shift?! You'll end up in a pissed bed surrounded by dribble and spilt wine. Just go to bed, woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 Wine in the morning after a night shift?! You'll end up in a pissed bed surrounded by dribble and spilt wine. Just go to bed, woman! I've had a cup of tea instead. The powers that be split my nights this week so I'm doing Wednesday/Saturday which is just shit as it messes up every day inbetween. I'm trying to stay up, then have a couple of hours and go to bed as normal tonight. Most unsatisfactory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Have a good day, HF. All the best. Hope youre on the decks, mind. None of that regular wedding shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Have a good day, HF. All the best. Hope youre on the decks, mind. None of that regular wedding shite I would have done the decks if hed asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 hope we are going to get updates HF. If I can do it from the labour room....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Oh you need updates? i assumed you all got invites as well...awkward Even I got an invite. Did you shag his sister or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Have a good day, HF. All the best. Hope youre on the decks, mind. None of that regular wedding shite Aye. Good luck as well HF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Oh you need updates? i assumed you all got invites as well...awkward If he hasn't booked Ajax Andy for the pics there'll be hell on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I would have done the decks if hed asked. "And it's the first dance for the new couple and it's a little song from 1984 by Billy Ocean and who's he singing about? Only his Caribbean Queen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 turning down the volume to get the crowd to fill in parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16688 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 turning down the volume to get the crowd to fill in parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16688 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Just got visions of a fat Ray Von Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14602 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 "And it's the first dance for the new couple and it's a little song from 1984 by Billy Ocean and who's he singing about? Only his Caribbean Queen" nailed on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 "And it's the first dance for the new couple and it's a little song from 1984 by Billy Ocean and who's he singing about? Only his Caribbean Queen" I used to DJ in Klute in Durham on a thursday night (), was a student acid-jazz night that was more Balearic Ibiza than Talking Loud records but was rammed every week. I got sacked because i had 'no chat on the mic'. The lad who wanted me sacked (head DJ, ex-bouncer) used to honestly go on like that. Main reason i was hoyed was that we used to rip the piss out of him. As the night was popular, he wanted to do the warm up and he played the same music as me but doing the same cheesy voiceover lines. Like Giles Peterson nowadays tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Fucking Klute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I used to DJ in Klute in Durham on a thursday night ( ), was a student acid-jazz night that was more Balearic Ibiza than Talking Loud records but was rammed every week. I got sacked because i had 'no chat on the mic'. The lad who wanted me sacked (head DJ, ex-bouncer) used to honestly go on like that. Main reason i was hoyed was that we used to rip the piss out of him. As the night was popular, he wanted to do the warm up and he played the same music as me but doing the same cheesy voiceover lines. Like Giles Peterson nowadays tbf. Fucking hell because the one thing you want to hear when you're off your bracket is some knobhead telling you to reach for the lasers. You should have kept the DJ'ing like, think you'd be a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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