Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 (edited) I know a Filipino at work who I'm good friends with and he's taught me a fair bit of conversational Tagalog, mostly filth. I got invited to this do via him. The majority of the Filipino immigrants I met find it very funny when an english person says something insulting in Tagalog, but the ones who are poorly educated and don't learn any english can get offended, as I found out to my detriment I can say Maganda ka and Mahal ki ta which would be chat up lines, but I prefer to stick with insults. I toned it down a bit and didn't go for pooki mabaho (cunt smells) and stuff like that. I tried to keep it funny and succeeded. Like fuck I'm going to post a number for you lot to send abuse to I think I may be able to pull this round actually and say I was just using english humour. Tagalog is a very easy language btw manc-mag, it's all phonetic as well. Edited February 19, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 to be fair I did make a joke and said we could make a baby tonight so she would get UK residency. Fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 An even better mood than the last time Sligo on saturday to my friends gaff for a sesh then we're crashing another schools formal 2 weeks later gooden. life's good kids, very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Sounds like a blast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Better than sitting waiting 2 hours on a kebab every friday and saturday night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Chinese actually, I was out last night Just watching Partridge, classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwynuk42NUFC 0 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 i am feeling rather tired but ok. My mood will get better as the day wares on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3977 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Pissed off with another shit recruitment agent (sorry Stevie) Applied for a job on Jobserve - bloke rings within 5 minutes and says how suitable I am and we have a good chat about why I want a new job, what I want and how much I want. Says he'll have a chat with colleagues and get back to me. He then rings when I'm me on the train as follows: Him: I've got the perfect role for you - primarily first line support... Me: Stop there - I have no interest in first line support jobs. Him: Well its not just first line support, you own the issue and either fix it or possibly contact the vendor... Me: That's the best definition of first line support I've heard. Him: well its other stuff as well - I'll send you the spec. Gets the spec - Job title: Senior Support analyst, primary function: first line support. Just sent him an email with about 5 reasons why its not for me including the salary being crap but still had to end with "but if you have anything else....". Really wanted to add "LIKE THE FUCKING JOB I APPLIED FOR YOU CUNT" but resisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 The fucking flu eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Pissed Off and Tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Have another wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12764 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Nothing in this world can't be cured with a cup of tea and a wank. Not at the same time obviously. I'm feeling alright, could do with a bit extra dosh but couldn't we all? Nowt a couple of weeks staying in and practicing drums and guitar won't fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Im in a bad mood today. Miserable headache that wont go and my cooker has blown up, so Im online looking for a new one and having to search and read loads of boring reviews because I can't just order any old one Oh no, I have to feel I'm getting the most value for my money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Really, really, really hungover, very, very late night indeed. On a school night too. Feel really excited about the next few weeks though, it's nice when you see things in your life and your career actually going somewhere instead of standing still and it's all systems go. When you're in a rut fucking get out of it and you put the smile back on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwynuk42NUFC 0 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 im in a ok mood today. Just feling relaxed. been watching the cricket this morning. Just out to go for my daily walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Bad back mood. Just helped the oldest daughter get settled into her new place and somehow tweaked by back carrying a tiny box. Apart from that Lifes Greeeeeeeeaaaaaat, as Tony would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 im in a ok mood today. Just feling relaxed. been watching the cricket this morning. Just out to go for my daily walk Get a job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 im in a ok mood today. Just feling relaxed. been watching the cricket this morning. Just out to go for my daily walk Get a hand job! I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26282 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Bored - anyone recommend any decent pubs in Leeds city centre for something to eat and the football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Tired, off till saturday now going to write a cv and crack on trying to find a new job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Bored - anyone recommend any decent pubs in Leeds city centre for something to eat and the football? Yes. But that probably won't help you now. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26282 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Bored - anyone recommend any decent pubs in Leeds city centre for something to eat and the football? Yes. But that probably won't help you now. Sorry. I'm here for three weeks so feel free to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Off work tomorrow so not too bothered about being here today, seems to be going quick aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Depressed, went on someones facebook my friend in kerry knew, she was only 15 and killed herself, seemed so normal with her posts the night before. Lousey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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