JonTheMag 4 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I just have a mental image of him walking into the room, announcing "You need to leave Jon!" as he walks straight past you and sticks the lips on her. What an opportunist. according to him he walked in and she grabbed him, which he were sober I would believe. But given he was drunk and desperately trying to put his mouth on anything that moved since the beginning of the night I'm not sure I trust his story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Tired but in a buzzing mood. Eyes like a sheeps fanny, but who cares. Already thinking about food, the only choice that need to be made is Blaydon McDonalds or West Denton, think the smart money is on Blaydon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Tired but in a buzzing mood. Eyes like a sheeps fanny, but who cares. Already thinking about food, the only choice that need to be made is Blaydon McDonalds or West Denton, think the smart money is on Blaydon. Junes prediction thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35493 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Tired but in a buzzing mood. Eyes like a sheeps fanny, but who cares. Already thinking about food, the only choice that need to be made is Blaydon McDonalds or West Denton, think the smart money is on Blaydon. People write their weight, but I'm the only one who provides pictoral evidence, which leaves them open to a stewards enquiry imo. May 31st I will again and that 15 11 will be 14 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) Tired but in a buzzing mood. Eyes like a sheeps fanny, but who cares. Already thinking about food, the only choice that need to be made is Blaydon McDonalds or West Denton, think the smart money is on Blaydon. Junes prediction thread Tired but in a buzzing mood. Eyes like a sheeps fanny, but who cares. Already thinking about food, the only choice that need to be made is Blaydon McDonalds or West Denton, think the smart money is on Blaydon. People write their weight, but I'm the only one who provides pictoral evidence, which leaves them open to a stewards enquiry imo. May 31st I will again and that 15 11 will be 14 11. hahaha My weight goes up and down more than Chantelle Houghton's g string. I will be 2lbs within 14 11, by June 7th or I'll give £20 to a charity of both of your choices, and I will. By rights I should be one of Britain's fattest cunts, but I've got the metabolism of a barefooted Kenyan hill runner, which keeps my weight real. Anyway nominate your charities and I'll sort a score out should I not reach my target. There ye are. Edited May 14, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35493 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Right, I'll put up £20 an'all for a charity of your choice. Make the weight and I'll pay up. I'm not particularly invested in any charity, so if either you or CT are then you can choose where the money goes in the event you don't make the weight. It's on, muthatrucka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 St Oswald's Hospice. Every penny gratefully received. I'll stick £20 in their thing on the desk if the weight target is matched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35493 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Fine with me. Just checked there and you can donate online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Right, I'll put up £20 an'all for a charity of your choice. Make the weight and I'll pay up. I'm not particularly invested in any charity, so if either you or CT are then you can choose where the money goes in the event you don't make the weight. It's on, muthatrucka! Reet. 14lbs in 24 days, piece of piss. I've lost a stone in a week before for a bet by the way. When I was 19, I worked with loads of fat cunts, and they all passed this sheet roond "YANK CABBAGE SOUP DIET", - "dee this and you'll lose a stone in 7 days". I was about 13st, and same height as I am now 6ft2. I had literally nothing to lose, was probs underweight at 13st, but this bloke bet me £50 a couldnt dee it. So we brought electric scales in. By the 7th day, I have to be honest I was weak as fuck, and looked whiter than Steve Lomas, but there it was "11st13lbs". I was like one of them Hungarian footballers on escape to victory when they turn up in a cattle truck. So there ye gan, I will do it and I'll go to the weigh room on the 7th, and take a pic of the ticket. If there's any other fat cunts want to throw their hat in the ring pipe up now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35493 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 "whiter than Steve Lomas" Good luck! I genuinely hope you do it. And fair play for even suggesting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I'm a bit constipated but… … I couldn't give a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12896 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I was like one of them Hungarian footballers on escape to victory when they turn up in a cattle truck. Your references, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 hahaha My weight goes up and down more than Chantelle Houghton's g string. I will be 2lbs within 14 11, by June 7th or I'll give £20 to a charity of both of your choices, and I will. By rights I should be one of Britain's fattest cunts, but I've got the metabolism of a barefooted Kenyan hill runner, which keeps my weight real. Anyway nominate your charities and I'll sort a score out should I not reach my target. There ye are. Pretty sure that was a channel five documentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Right, I'll put up £20 an'all for a charity of your choice. Make the weight and I'll pay up. I'm not particularly invested in any charity, so if either you or CT are then you can choose where the money goes in the event you don't make the weight. It's on, muthatrucka! No set charity in mind (although I always prefer kid charities) or we could give it to someone off here who is doing the run etc and has a just giving page. I recommend weight watchers Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 St Oswald's Hospice. Every penny gratefully received. I'll stick £20 in their thing on the desk if the weight target is matched. Fine with me. Run Fatboy Run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Right, I'll put up £20 an'all for a charity of your choice. Make the weight and I'll pay up. I'm not particularly invested in any charity, so if either you or CT are then you can choose where the money goes in the event you don't make the weight. It's on, muthatrucka! No set charity in mind (although I always prefer kid charities) or we could give it to someone off here who is doing the run etc and has a just giving page. I recommend weight watchers Stevie Me me me I'm doing this walk which is in memory of my friend Carol who passed away recently. Dave her hubby has set it up. There are many people doing it and we have sponsor forms but you cn make donations via the website. Money raised goes to Breakthrough Breast Cancer. A Walk for Carol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Day one of a very good new contract in the City Centre. Yaaaay! Followed by 4 days subby work in Barrow in Furness. Boooo! Barrow is Cumbria's winnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Day one of a very good new contract in the City Centre. Yaaaay! Followed by 4 days subby work in Barrow in Furness. Boooo! Barrow is Cumbria's winnit. What you hanging off in the city so we can all give you a toot / wave as we go past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 City Quadrant. Opposite Life Centre. No ropes today, that's next month. Barrow is going to be shitty. Replacing insulation on the ropes inside a power station. Nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Happy, deluded, hungover, chirpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Happy, deluded, hungover, chirpy Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Happy, deluded, hungover, chirpy Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. I hate summers without a major tournament. I like cricket and F1 but its not the same. I quite like the idea of having all the qualifying games in the non-WC/EC summers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Happy, deluded, hungover, chirpy Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. As long as your getting thinner while your getting richer. A bets a bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Happy, deluded, hungover, chirpy Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. As long as your getting thinner while your getting richer. A bets a bet. Listen I've got a proposal for yous why don't we say June 15th rather than June 7th, I've been away this week and not exactly been good. So rather than 14 11 by 7/6/11 - 14 10 by 15/6/11 deal? and if I don't hit it I up it to £30 rather than the 20s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Happy, deluded, hungover, chirpy Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. I hate summers without a major tournament. I like cricket and F1 but its not the same. I quite like the idea of having all the qualifying games in the non-WC/EC summers. Fucking Wimbledon too. Posh cunts eating strawberries on Henman Hill and you're supposed to get excited about it. I firmly believe non league football and jock football would benefit from playing in the summer months, imagine what gates Blyth, Whitley and Nawf Shields would get with nee toon. In to the '000s is my guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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