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19 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

An ancient Greek walks into a Tailors shop to get a tear on his trousers stitched. 

 

"Euripides?" asks the tailor.

 

"Yeah. Eumenides?" replies the Greek.

I have a vague memory of seeing that joke on a tribute to Tony Hancock when they showed a clip of "Hancock's half hour" which was in black and white as fuck to coin a phrase. 

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime?

 

He went on the straight and marrow 


That’s a turnip for the books.

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19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If you were on Wallsend High St, I can see why you thought she was fit :lol:

 

No, a few of us were in a mates back garden bar. Wallsend high street isn't a place we frequent very often. :lol:

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