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18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Do they do anything you can break wind dance to? 
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Did/does anyone do this. I used to make some epic explosions lighting my farts back in the day. 

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8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

tl:dr. HMHM is shagging his cleaner and his wife isn't happy. 👍

 

It's an old joke but I can't quite remember how the punchline ended? Either that or it's a scene from pornhub and I'm getting confused? 🤔

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

It's an old joke but I can't quite remember how the punchline ended? Either that or it's a scene from pornhub and I'm getting confused? 🤔


Why is the wife a dragon?  
 

I was expecting her to set fire to the Ukrainian  bint, which would have been in very poor taste of you tbf.  Tut tut.  

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16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Two budgies sitting on a perch.
One turns to the other and says...

 

"Can you smell fish?"

 

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The other says "This perch is shit" 

 

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What? It's better than your tragic attempt you simian knuckle collection. 

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6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I used to know a South African lad who would binge on Greek cheeses several times a day. 
 

 

He just got feta and feta …

 

 

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Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

 

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7 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

 

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2 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

 

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2 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

 

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3 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

 

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