Frankie Boyle

[luckyluke 1]

Go and break your other ankle you dirty, unfunny scouse cunt.

 

And Merry Christmas!

[Mac-Toon 1]

This fucking mencap at it again calling people niggers and pakis. The police not nicked him yet so its okay to call people niggers and pakis on the internet. I thought if you call people niggers and pakis you get nicked. Frankie fucking Boyle hes as funny as cat piss so he makes jokes that makes him hit the headlines. Soon someone will shot the cunt. Mind you gerordies like him cause they want to be Scottish. Make Newcastle Scotland the place does fuck all for the economy. People dont visit the place to see ant and decs home for fuck sake.

Geordies, Dippers, Mancs the lot like Frankie Boyle. Not everyone but people from all over do. I'm quite sure he had more dates in Manchester and Liverpool than in Newcastle so that's your theory of his fanbase blown out the water, you illiterate bellend.

 

Sat in your hovvel scoopin' Carling on your tod. Merry fucking christmas.

[toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0]

Sat in your hovvel scoopin' Carling on your tod. Merry fucking christmas.

 

4 of the boys coming down for a few tins. I must admitt they going to town tonight and I'm not but at least I've got a fit bird coming home you tramp. By the way I'm on JD and coke now so shut the fuck up. Anyway what the fuck you up to hiding behind your keyboard acting the fucking hero.

[The Fish 9087]

Sat in your hovvel scoopin' Carling on your tod. Merry fucking christmas.

 

4 of the boys coming down for a few tins. I must admitt they going to town tonight and I'm not but at least I've got a fit bird coming home you tramp. By the way I'm on JD and coke now so shut the fuck up. Anyway what the fuck you up to hiding behind your keyboard acting the fucking hero.

Literally zero self awareness, oh and unsurprisingly no responses to the accusations laid at his two working feet. No surprise either he won't prove his "broken ankle".

 

what a prick.

[Mac-Toon 1]

Sat in your hovvel scoopin' Carling on your tod. Merry fucking christmas.

 

4 of the boys coming down for a few tins. I must admitt they going to town tonight and I'm not but at least I've got a fit bird coming home you tramp. By the way I'm on JD and coke now so shut the fuck up. Anyway what the fuck you up to hiding behind your keyboard acting the fucking hero.

4 puffs and a piano, aye.

 

'Acting the hero' 'hiding behind keyboard': I may be mistaken but havn't you came on a message board for mainly Newcastle fans and tried to put together a shite post hammering the city I'm from? .. If anyone's the wifi warrior it's you. Or, is your melt to soft to phathom that out?

[Kid Dynamite 6020]

 

A face you would never get sick of punching. I cant stand the prick

[peasepud 59]

How's your broken ankle Mick?

 

Its pissing me tbh I cant go out because its like a ice rink outside. I'm sitting in on me own drinking tins of carling. Me bird goning out with her workmates later so me mates coming down for a few tins. Then they going into town the twats! I cant incase I fall over again and make me ankle worse.

 

Still you can console yourself that while you're sat in the house listening to your ma turn tricks upstairs, your lass is getting ragged senseless round the back of a Weatherspoons.

 

Dont let it play on your mind though

[peasepud 59]

Lied about writing for John Bishop, Lied about knowing Frankie Boyle's writing partner... never once said a funny thing on here.

I would direct you to the OP in this thread, made me laugh.

[LeazesMag 0]

This fucking mencap at it again calling people niggers and pakis. The police not nicked him yet so its okay to call people niggers and pakis on the internet. I thought if you call people niggers and pakis you get nicked. Frankie fucking Boyle hes as funny as cat piss so he makes jokes that makes him hit the headlines. Soon someone will shot the cunt. Mind you gerordies like him cause they want to be Scottish. Make Newcastle Scotland the place does fuck all for the economy. People dont visit the place to see ant and decs home for fuck sake.

 

never heard of him.

[Gejon 2]

This fucking mencap at it again calling people niggers and pakis. The police not nicked him yet so its okay to call people niggers and pakis on the internet. I thought if you call people niggers and pakis you get nicked. Frankie fucking Boyle hes as funny as cat piss so he makes jokes that makes him hit the headlines. Soon someone will shot the cunt. Mind you gerordies like him cause they want to be Scottish. Make Newcastle Scotland the place does fuck all for the economy. People dont visit the place to see ant and decs home for fuck sake.

 

never heard of him but given the content in the above post I will definitely look out for him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only joking Leazes!

[Jusoda Kid 1]

How's your broken ankle Mick?

 

Its pissing me tbh I cant go out because its like a ice rink outside. I'm sitting in on me own drinking tins of carling. Me bird goning out with her workmates later so me mates coming down for a few tins. Then they going into town the twats! I cant incase I fall over again and make me ankle worse.

 

Bet your lass gets rode like a blackpool donkey off some kid from work, lets face it, anything has got to be better than going home and bouncing on a rigid cripple with shit craic.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

In what context did he say nigger and paki?

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

 

A face you would never get sick of punching. I cant stand the prick

That wiry ginger beard would soon take the skin off your knuckles, like hitting an orange brillo pad.

[NJS 3989]

This week's shows were pretty vicious (and the usual patchy quality) but the "racist" jokes were pretty good satire imo. Having said that one of them was a slight rip-off of a Not the nine 'o' clock news line where they used the line "assorted fuzzy-wuzzies" whereas Boyle just used " a load of pakis" - obviously playing to the Daily Heil gallery.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Frankie Boyle is at the centre of another storm after using the words ‘nigger’ and ‘Paki’ in his Channel 4 show this week.

 

Although the words were intended to highlight racist attitudes, their use has heaped pressure on the broadcaster following his joke about Katie Price's disabled son.

 

Tory MP John Whittingdale, chairman of the all-party Culture Media and Sport Committee in the Commons, said Channel 4 should consider sacking the comic over the words.

 

But they stood by him, saying the intent was satirical.

 

In his stand-up routine, Boyle discussed how news reports always considered British lives more valued than foreign ones.

 

He said: ‘What gets me is our callousness as a society when we read out our dead on the news first, because our lives are more important. Other people’s aren’t worth as much.’

 

He then mimicked a newsreader to add: ‘A bomb went off in Kandahar today, killing two British servicemen, three UN relief workers and a whole bunch of Pakis.’

 

Later he said: ‘The Ministry of Defence? At least in the old days we were honest, it was The Ministry of War.’ He then adopted the tone of a receptionist to say: ‘Hello Ministry of War, department of nigger-bombing, how can I help?’

 

The episode of Tramadol Nights also included a sketch in which a woman dressed like a sexy Super Mario danced provocatively before waving to the camera and saying: ‘Hello to Pakis everywhere.’ Afterwards, Boyle in character as an academic said: ‘That was very probably wrong.’

 

Whittingdale said: ‘The words nigger and Paki are deeply offensive to a large number of people. I don't think even in comedy it is justified

 

‘Frankie Boyle is becoming a serial offender. I really think Channel 4 will have to think whether it's appropriate to screen programmes which are regularly causing offence to a lot of people. It might be a breach of the Broadcasting Code. Ofcom will have to determine that.’

 

A spokesman for campaign group Show Racism The Red Card said: ‘Regardless of context and intention, the use of words such as these has the effect of normalising racist language.’

 

And Mohammed Shafiq, chief executive of the Ramadhan Foundation called it ‘abhorrent,’ adding: ‘ People at home watching that will think that this sort of language terminology is acceptable in the 21st Century.’

 

But a Channel 4 spokesman said: ‘We strongly refute any suggestion we are endorsing or condoning racist language by our broadcast of Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights.

 

‘This cutting-edge comedy is clearly intended to ridicule and satirise the use of these words - Frankie Boyle was not endorsing them. Channel 4 would not have broadcast these words had they been used in a racist way. All the jokes highlight the unacceptable nature of this language.’

 

Regulators Ofcom are set to investigate Boyle’s joke against Katie Price’s eight-year-old son, broadcast earlier in the series.

 

 

Fair enough I'd say. He's not endorsing the use of racist language, quite the opposite.

[Gejon 2]

Exactly, some people are just too thick to understand the context.

 

As soon as the words left his mouth they were probably logging on to hotmail.

[Gemmill 35159]

Aye. I mean sadly there'll be a shitload of idiots that don't see that, but I'm not sure that that's his problem. It is an issue for Channel 4 though, as they'll need to decide whether they want to be inadvertently catering to that element.

 

When I say "idiots that don't see that", I mean mongs that are laughing at "pakis dying" and "nigger-bombing". Rather than the idiots at the opposite end of the spectrum.

Edited December 24, 2010 by Gemmill

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

Freedom of speech init. You have to be a fucking sad cunt to get offended by comedy, even if it's not funny.

[Gejon 2]

Freedom of speech init. You have to be a fucking sad cunt to get offended by comedy, even if it's not funny.

 

There are limits tbf, that scouse tosser on here offends me with his "comedy".

[Ketsbaia 0]

The jokes aren't offensive in the slightest. Shame that like almost everything broadcast in his series they're not funny either. This Tramadol Nights lark has been a disaster, he's a one trick pony.

[Monkeys Fist 38983]

The jokes aren't offensive in the slightest. Shame that like almost everything broadcast in his series they're not funny either. This Tramadol Nights lark has been a disaster, he's a one trick pony.

Unlike toughguymick's Mum.

[Mac-Toon 1]

Nothing actually happens when you're offended anyway. You're just, well, offended. Somehow. Not like a years knocked off your life or nothing, ffs.

 

I think those complaining havn't looked at the context with which it was said. It's not like his sketch was a kkk member shouting 'burn the darkies' without any meaning. If people weren't so daft as to not read the full article and actually watch it they'd understand. Instead, it's far easier to just read the juicy edits in The Star alongside an add for escort agencies.

[Meenzer 14118]

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[Kid Dynamite 6020]

Nothing actually happens when you're offended anyway. You're just, well, offended. Somehow. Not like a years knocked off your life or nothing, ffs.

 

I think those complaining havn't looked at the context with which it was said. It's not like his sketch was a kkk member shouting 'burn the darkies' without any meaning. If people weren't so daft as to not read the full article and actually watch it they'd understand. Instead, it's far easier to just read the juicy edits in The Star alongside an add for escort agencies.

 

If I was Asian or Black Im not sure I would want a ginger Scottish twat courting controversy on my behalf by referring to me as a Nigger or a Paki, whether he is sticking up for me or not.

 

Just proves how horrendous a flop his show is that he's having to resort to these tactics to get press, regardless of the context it was said in, he knew the response it would get.

[The Fish 9087]

Nothing actually happens when you're offended anyway. You're just, well, offended. Somehow. Not like a years knocked off your life or nothing, ffs.

 

I think those complaining havn't looked at the context with which it was said. It's not like his sketch was a kkk member shouting 'burn the darkies' without any meaning. If people weren't so daft as to not read the full article and actually watch it they'd understand. Instead, it's far easier to just read the juicy edits in The Star alongside an add for escort agencies.

 

If I was Asian or Black Im not sure I would want a ginger Scottish twat courting controversy on my behalf by referring to me as a Nigger or a Paki, whether he is sticking up for me or not.

 

Just proves how horrendous a flop his show is that he's having to resort to these tactics to get press, regardless of the context it was said in, he knew the response it would get.

 

Yup, and he'll be pissing himself laughing at it.

 

Honestly, it's Frankie Boyle, how people can be surprised or shocked is beyond me. Especially the ones who didn't watch it.