luckyluke 1 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) erm, can we have Carrol for £30m, la? No It is a mark of how depressing this situation is that I take solace from such cheap and obvious regional stereotypes. Edited February 1, 2011 by luckyluke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 If he did try to renegotiate his contract a few months in then it would have been nuts for the club to do so, it would set a dangerous precedence. After sleeping on it we have got a lot for a relativly inexperienced player but leaving us perously thin on the ground. We are going to have to hope we see quite a bit more of the chicken dance to ensure safety. The rebuilding should start now, Enrique,Barton,Ben Arfa,Colo,Tiote and then build around these. Planning from now and no panic buying or token big names. IF this starts then I will be relatively happy. I don't buy thgat either mind. It would only sert a precedent for players getting their market worth. If Taylor or Ameobi tried it we'd pack their bags for them. Or players who were subject to ridiculously high offers. Most people, a few weeks ago, would have said 35m for AC would be mental. He was happy,signed a contract and openly admitted to wanting to stay. One word, greed. He's got 10 years or something to make as much money as he can, then 50 years to spend it. He's a thick fuck who won't be getting any punditry work. I'd have no problem with him moving for monetary reasons. What makes him a twat is getting Chez's hopes up with all his press releases before christmas when he knew NUFC have a wage structure they won't break. He came out with this crap knowing he'd jump at the chance to move somewhere that will pay him more. This bollocks about wanting to stay and being gutted is pathetic. Barton took a pay cut to stay with a club he felt he owed as it (fans more than anything) had stood by him (on the whole) through troubling times. The club has given Carroll everything he has, turned him from a decidedly iffy left-back into the countries most exciting young striker and stood by him through troubling times. I cant lay all of this at Carroll's door, it defies logic to do so and if he flops at Liverpool i'd have him back in a flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 According to the latest from the press, Carroll didn't want to leave until he had a meeting with his agent: Carroll's agent used charts and graphs with bright colours to display the amount of jagerbombs Carroll could buy with his new contract at liverpool. Seeing this, he hobbled, his thigh throbbing, through Newcastle and smashed Mike Ashley's office door down with his crutches. Andy then handed in his transfer request personally, written in crayon on a piece of cardboard from a pack of stella. Ashley did not want to sell and sent in Steven 'proud to be a geordie' Taylor to wrestle and subdue Carroll, but Taylor ran screaming headfirst into a wall as he began his attack and dislocated his jaw. Seeing that he could not risk any more casualties in the squad, Ashley reluctantly agreed to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 For those of you not fed up with this story already, sky have video interview with Pardew here. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6716633,00.html Body language experts can feast over every move. He starts / or the video is edited to start.....from a point where he is scratching his nose. Classic lying body language or an itchy nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) If he did try to renegotiate his contract a few months in then it would have been nuts for the club to do so, it would set a dangerous precedence. After sleeping on it we have got a lot for a relativly inexperienced player but leaving us perously thin on the ground. We are going to have to hope we see quite a bit more of the chicken dance to ensure safety. The rebuilding should start now, Enrique,Barton,Ben Arfa,Colo,Tiote and then build around these. Planning from now and no panic buying or token big names. IF this starts then I will be relatively happy. I don't buy thgat either mind. It would only sert a precedent for players getting their market worth. If Taylor or Ameobi tried it we'd pack their bags for them. Or players who were subject to ridiculously high offers. Most people, a few weeks ago, would have said 35m for AC would be mental. He was happy,signed a contract and openly admitted to wanting to stay. One word, greed. He's got 10 years or something to make as much money as he can, then 50 years to spend it. He's a thick fuck who won't be getting any punditry work. I'd have no problem with him moving for monetary reasons. What makes him a twat is getting Chez's hopes up with all his press releases before christmas when he knew NUFC have a wage structure they won't break. He came out with this crap knowing he'd jump at the chance to move somewhere that will pay him more. This bollocks about wanting to stay and being gutted is pathetic. Barton took a pay cut to stay with a club he felt he owed as it (fans more than anything) had stood by him (on the whole) through troubling times. The club has given Carroll everything he has, turned him from a decidedly iffy left-back into the countries most exciting young striker and stood by him through troubling times. I cant lay all of this at Carroll's door, it defies logic to do so and if he flops at Liverpool i'd have him back in a flash. If any other club in the league were actually willing to match Barton's wages it might be pertinent. I'd love to see him do a Robbie Keane though and come back for half the wedge in the Summer without having played against us. Edited February 1, 2011 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 According to the latest from the press, Carroll didn't want to leave until he had a meeting with his agent: Carroll's agent used charts and graphs with bright colours to display the amount of jagerbombs Carroll could buy with his new contract at liverpool. Seeing this, he hobbled, his thigh throbbing, through Newcastle and smashed Mike Ashley's office door down with his crutches. Andy then handed in his transfer request personally, written in crayon on a piece of cardboard from a pack of stella. Ashley did not want to sell and sent in Steven 'proud to be a geordie' Taylor to wrestle and subdue Carroll, but Taylor ran screaming headfirst into a wall as he began his attack and dislocated his jaw. Seeing that he could not risk any more casualties in the squad, Ashley reluctantly agreed to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoular 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Who is his agent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Think my european place prediction looks a tad tougher today. Chow down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news...first-interview Carroll interview, dont know if its been posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news...first-interview Carroll interview, dont know if its been posted? Cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news...first-interview Carroll interview, dont know if its been posted? tragic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/latest-news...first-interview Carroll interview, dont know if its been posted? Cunt Sickening reading that and it doesn't correspond with his texts to Steve Wraith at all. Fucking stinks. Cunt's had a shave n'aal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 he is hardly going to do anything other than tow the line is he? New club, new manager, new team mates, new fans...has to fit in. Anyone who expected him to say anything other than that in his first Liverpool interview is deluded. what is tragic is that they are a big club compared to us and this transfer underlines that in the most painful way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Apologies if already posted but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Sweet carroll 9 duh duh duh (to the tune of sweet caroline) Hes big, hes red, he'll twat you in the head, carroll, carroll Hes big, hes red, hes got a greasy head carroll, carroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12480 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Sweet carroll 9 duh duh duh (to the tune of sweet caroline) Hes big, hes red, he'll twat you in the head, carroll, carroll Hes big, hes red, hes got a greasy head carroll, carroll You wouldn't shut up about how shit he was not so long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Sweet carroll 9 duh duh duh (to the tune of sweet caroline) Hes big, hes red, he'll twat you in the head, carroll, carroll Hes big, hes red, hes got a greasy head carroll, carroll I heard that he will have ROLL 9 on the back of his shirt because you cunts have already nicked the CAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Apologies if already posted but... I'd have just given up. Painful even to watch, especially when he puts it on the ground to light it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Sweet carroll 9 duh duh duh (to the tune of sweet caroline) Hes big, hes red, he'll twat you in the head, carroll, carroll Hes big, hes red, hes got a greasy head carroll, carroll I heard that he will have ROLL 9 on the back of his shirt because you cunts have already nicked the CAR. Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Up there with Graham Fenton in my book now. Cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Apologies if already posted but... people filming in portrait - send them to Australia tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Wonder how Carroll likes the inevitable minutes silence for Torres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 he is hardly going to do anything other than tow the line is he? New club, new manager, new team mates, new fans...has to fit in. Anyone who expected him to say anything other than that in his first Liverpool interview is deluded. what is tragic is that they are a big club compared to us and this transfer underlines that in the most painful way. the annoying thing is we could compete with them if we had the right owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmyMIA 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 From newsthump.com: Andy Carroll’s agent hospitalised after wanking himself into a coma The agent of Premier League footballer Andy Carroll is in hospital after slipping into coma as a result of excessive masturbation following Carroll’s £35m transfer to Liverpool. A hospital spokesperson confirmed that a man was admitted late last night and is currently in a serious but stable condition. His doctor told us, “We can confirm that we are currently treating a man who is in a coma brought about by ferocious masturbation.” “There’s also very little we can do about the fixed grin, and despite being heavily sedated he has been mumbling ‘ten percent, ten percent’ over and over again since his arrival.” “Surgeons have successfully removed his hand from his penis, but we are preparing his wife for the possibility that the erection will be permanent.” Andy Carroll’s agent quite happy The hospitalisation is a swift turnaround for the agent, who just six months ago believed his job for the next few years would mainly entail sneaking copies of Shoot! magazine into the local prison. The agent’s PA told reporters that the warning signs started to manifest as soon as word of the initial bid reached the agent’s office. She said, “He started to get an erection as soon as the £30m bid came in, and there was no danger of that subsiding despite Newcastle rejecting it. He was pinned to the desk all morning.” “When the £35m bid came in his hands were straight down his trousers, and when the deal was completed, well, he was pretty much a blur from that point on.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 You wouldn't shut up about how shit he was not so long ago. Someone said hes worth 35 mill and I disagreed. Still dont think hes worth 35 mill when hes unproved at international and European level. Hes still unproved at Prem level. Hes only played half a season. All this will change if he bangs in a few goals. Many Liverpool fans agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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