Kevin 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think he's being signed because we have 3 strikers and we're fucked if one gets injured. What? someone had to tell the truth. Two right deluded posts above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think he's being signed because we have 3 strikers and we're fucked if one gets injured. What? someone had to tell the truth. Two right deluded posts above. Maladroit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3603 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi magnificent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just watched his goals while at Crystal Palace and have to admit am slightly excited to seeing him come off the bench Great control, some nice finishing and a massive bloke. But the celebration.....def tops Martins' flip. He's not what we would expect to be signing but he could turn out to be a specialist 'off the bench' player. Makes you wonder though if Pardew doesn't have faith in Lovenkrands, we may need more than a couple of new forwards in the summer. If you are not being sarcastic, then you have surely never seen him play. He's less skillful than Paul Dickov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6148 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Looking at the pictures of him in training he does actually look to be in fairly decent shape. Not taking the piss like Sol Campbell. They wanted and got someone who could play straight away if required, had all clearances for the English game, has played in England for some time, is on a low wage. Basically there's little risk in it - apart from further annoying supporters, which is really just throwing a little more wood on the already furiously burning fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6148 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 If you are not being sarcastic, then you have surely never seen him play. He's less skillful than Paul Dickov. Dickov is a midget. If you're a midget you need to have skill. If you're taller with a bigger build a little less skill doesn't matter as much. Noone's expecting anything from him, so he can't disappoint. I'm not expecting to see him on the pitch too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think he's being signed because we have 3 strikers and we're fucked if one gets injured. What? someone had to tell the truth. Two right deluded posts above. I never claimed he was any good to be fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think he's being signed because we have 3 strikers and we're fucked if one gets injured. What? someone had to tell the truth. Two right deluded posts above. Little Kevin, the voice of the Gallowgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 82 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think he's being signed because we have 3 strikers and we're fucked if one gets injured. What? someone had to tell the truth. Two right deluded posts above. Little Kevin, the voice of the Gallowgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 To the tune of "Oh Carol" Oh Shefki, you are but a fool Your wife is sucking, hard on Pardews tool Hes got the pox and might make her cry when he gets nuts deep, in her hairy pie. He sez he will never fuck another because she does dirty tricks Unless its her mother as she likes lots of dicks Your only here so he can fuck your Mrs yes that is true Oh Shefki, now he's fucking you. Oh Shefki, you are paid in pies But Pardews deposit, is jizz right in her eyes Shes promised that if you score a goal He can do her right up the arsehole He sez he will never fuck another because she does dirty tricks Unless its her mother as she likes lots of dicks Your only here so he can fuck your Mrs yes that is true Oh Shefki, now he's fucking you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibble 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Just asked a Swansea fan about our ace new signing - "He is terrible. Big heart, no legs. Gutted for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Enlarged heart more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibble 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Broken, once Pards gets stuck in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19822 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 when his shots couldn't miss wider pardew's right up inside her shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 At his signing, we laugh, Pardew saws her in half Shefti Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19822 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 while for kuqi, we sing pardew's tickling her ring shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Talking about this, and specifically his age, with my Dad and he said "Well, sure, but he's younger than Ryan Giggs"... Bless him, he's a Glaswegian Queens Park fan. while his weight won't unload, Al's transferring Munroe, Shefki Kuqi Alan's fucking his hag, wears her like a feed bag, Shefki Kuqi (Shefki Kuqi) know his boss plans to sink, one in goo two in pink, Shefki Kuqi But the wage that he's got, means he don't car a jot, Shefki Kuqi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19822 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Talking about this, and specifically his age, with my Dad and he said "Well, sure, but he's younger than Ryan Giggs"... Bless him, he's a Glaswegian Queens Park fan. while his weight won't unload, Al's transferring Munroe, Shefki Kuqi Alan's fucking his hag, wears her like a feed bag, Shefki Kuqi (Shefki Kuqi) know his boss plans to sink, one in goo two in pink, Shefki Kuqi But the wage that he's got, means he don't car a jot, Shefki Kuqi! Like the feedbag line. Was that inpired by bill hicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Talking about this, and specifically his age, with my Dad and he said "Well, sure, but he's younger than Ryan Giggs"... Bless him, he's a Glaswegian Queens Park fan. while his weight won't unload, Al's transferring Munroe, Shefki Kuqi Alan's fucking his hag, wears her like a feed bag, Shefki Kuqi (Shefki Kuqi) know his boss plans to sink, one in goo two in pink, Shefki Kuqi But the wage that he's got, means he don't car a jot, Shefki Kuqi! Like the feedbag line. Was that inpired by bill hicks? Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 While he's eating his pies Pardews parting her thighs Mrs Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19822 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 While he's eating his pies Pardews parting her thighs Mrs Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 While he's feeding on scraps Pardew comes on her baps Mrs Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19822 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 while it's blood and thunder pardew goes down on her shefki kuqi during the match he gets kicked while she's sucking his dick shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 As the ball hits the net Pardews covered in sweat from your Mrs As he jinks and he turns his Mrs is getting carpet burns, Shefki Kuqi As he gives and he goes Pardews sucking her toes, Shefki Kuqi As he plays a one two Pardews cocks covered in poo, Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnieq 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Kuqi Kuqi Koo.......!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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