Gemmill 36827 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Have to say, I went out with my ex last Valentines since we were newly going out and all that soppy shite. It had an upside later on in the night like. Whoa! Did you have sexual intercourse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13055 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Have to say, I went out with my ex last Valentines since we were newly going out and all that soppy shite. It had an upside later on in the night like. Whoa! Did you have sexual intercourse? Less of your shite today because I'm gorging on chocolates in depression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Think of the money your loneliness saves you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36827 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Have to say, I went out with my ex last Valentines since we were newly going out and all that soppy shite. It had an upside later on in the night like. Whoa! Did you have sexual intercourse? Less of your shite today because I'm gorging on chocolates in depression. Get a handful of chocolates and give yourself a melty wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13055 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Have to say, I went out with my ex last Valentines since we were newly going out and all that soppy shite. It had an upside later on in the night like. Whoa! Did you have sexual intercourse? Less of your shite today because I'm gorging on chocolates in depression. Get a handful of chocolates and give yourself a melty wank. Think that's known as a Turkish Delight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You 'think' it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36827 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Blatantly typed that with a brown palm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14249 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Does that mean it tastes of rosewater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18564 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm being dead romantic and getting a take away curry. Haven't got one for ages, any recommendations for the Tynemouth/Shields area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36827 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Does that mean it tastes of rosewater? Sort your fella out with one for a valentine treat, and let us know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36827 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) Just don't use toblerone. Could be a bit sore early doors. Edited February 14, 2011 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14249 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 And lord only knows where the nougat bits might end up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Have to say, I went out with my ex last Valentines since we were newly going out and all that soppy shite. It had an upside later on in the night like. Whoa! Did you have sexual intercourse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Cards but no pressies here too. There's a bottle of champagne left over from Christmas which I bought when it was on special offer of a tenner. Saw the same bottle in Asda yesterday nestled in amongst all the pink valentine's display and it was back up to £25. I've spent a very lovey-dovey morning at playgroup with the Fraggle who has been lovingly feeding me Quavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 94 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm being dead romantic and getting a take away curry. Haven't got one for ages, any recommendations for the Tynemouth/Shields area? Momins just off billy mill roundabout. lush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 759 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Our anniversary is later this week, so luckily we can dispense with all this valentine's shit and get all of it done later in the week when prices aren't universally jacked - flowers, dinner out, chocolate, the lot. You'd go from prince to pauper at any decent restaurant in this city tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Getting monkied tonight, ayeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm being dead romantic and getting a take away curry. That's our plan too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18564 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) I'm being dead romantic and getting a take away curry. Haven't got one for ages, any recommendations for the Tynemouth/Shields area? Momins just off billy mill roundabout. lush! That would be really handy for me but wasn't it in the papers regarding hygiene problems? Apologies to Momins if this is incorrect [\pleasedon'tsue]. Edit: aye, it was. Linky. Edited February 14, 2011 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I need to buy something original, i.e not chocolate flowers alcohol etc, and it's gotta be dirt cheap as we have a budget and it's gotta be from Tescos's and I can only get it this lunchtime. I am fucked aint I? How about the Moon on a stick? I'd have liked one of those I had some gorgeous flowers and a card. I bought hubby a card and a packet of cadburys cream eggs (we agree not to spend much) as he's been on a diet, so as he loves those it was a real treat. They seem to have shrunk though But what meant more to me today was I noticed that last night I must have knocked my tart burner and melted wax had spilt all over my much loved fire place and grate, I couldnt get it off. When I told hubby, he said no matter I will do it tonight when I get in, it will come off My hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18564 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What the fuck is a tart burner? Some kind of euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What the fuck is a tart burner? Some kind of euphemism? Used for branding the lady in your life. All the rage in Devon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28463 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm being dead romantic and getting a take away curry. Haven't got one for ages, any recommendations for the Tynemouth/Shields area? Dine at home, Battle Hill, Wallsend. Honestly, mate, very good and I know a few others who swear by them if they fancy an Indian. It's not the closest for me but it is the best around the East end and North Tyneside that I've had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What the fuck is a tart burner? Some kind of euphemism? Its a pot/ornament that you put a tealight candle into and a wax tart (A small round fragranced piece of wax) in the top, the tealight candle heats the wax tart up and it melts producing the fragrance that you'd chosen You can get all sorts, I love the coffee one especially. Smells like Costa coffee in here some days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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