Happy Face 29 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Between here and emails at work I've probably given the mail half it's hits today. That million pixel photo of everest is canny mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27026 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 They make a nice couple I think. Bird brain and bird cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Not Jordan but thought the thread was appropriate for me to have a bit bitch. Love the Daily Mail for "entertainment" stories http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2254073/Helen-Flanagan-stands-low-cut-thigh-high-boots-frosty-pink-lipstick.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2253884/What-does-holidaying-Barbados-Jodie-Marsh-says-pose-bikini-lots-pictures-Twitter.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonHARDASNAILStoon Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Say what you like about Jordan but she's a hell of a writer. I could neve have written all them books like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 One of the most popular websites in the world now isnt it? Probably. Maybe just me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34692 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Nah you're right. People need to not click on these stories. If they keep getting hits, they'll keep printing this shit. I'm looking at you, Catherine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Nah you're right. People need to not click on these stories. If they keep getting hits, they'll keep printing this shit. I'm looking at you, Catherine. It's a great source of amusement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38872 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 It's a great source of amusement! http://mydailyshite.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1 http://youtu.be/FsqJFIJ5lLs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 19th of December is especially vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Friend of mine writes a lot of the Mail's gossip shit. She hates it, but what're you gonna do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14645 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Friend of mine writes a lot of the Mail's gossip shit. She hates it, but what're you gonna do? Go and get a real job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Go and get a real job? Excellent advice, I'll just go and tell her that despite all evidence to the contrary, the best way into the journalism gig is to blithely ignore everything that's gone before is to strike off on your own and something will turn up.... Or She'll do what every body else does which is do the miserable work while she continues to submit worthwhile shit until something sticks. Ya daft Oirish, Cock End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14645 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Excellent advice, I'll just go and tell her that despite all evidence to the contrary, the best way into the journalism gig is to blithely ignore everything that's gone before is to strike off on your own and something will turn up.... Or She'll do what every body else does which is do the miserable work while she continues to submit worthwhile shit until something sticks. Ya daft Oirish, Cock End That was admitttedly flippant; but the Daily Mail gossip column? that doesnt constitute journalism, thats looking at twitter and agency pics. And I expect the contacts made will come in handy. If you fancy a job in the press office of the Countryside Alliance or UKIP. Do you work in the media?...in the interests of accuracy I'd like to point out am not Irish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 That was admitttedly flippant; but the Daily Mail gossip column? that doesnt constitute journalism, thats looking at twitter and agency pics. And I expect the contacts made will come in handy. If you fancy a job in the press office of the Countryside Alliance or UKIP. Do you work in the media?...in the interests of accuracy I'd like to point out am not Irish... Most of her stuff comes from the contacts she already has. Could give Nicholas Witchell a go for his money in the future. I don't work in the media, I have morals instead. I rather wish I didn't though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Fuck sake, this bint hasn't popped her jimmy choos yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 She's pretty much entirely non-biodegradable now mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 She's like one of them eery japanese sex dolls that cost several grand, except her eyes are far more soulless and you'd sooner cry hump one of them before falling into her cavernous new-plastic-toy-smelling maw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9023 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 She's like one of them eery japanese sex dolls that cost several grand, except her eyes are far more soulless and you'd sooner cry hump one of them before falling into her cavernous new-plastic-toy-smelling maw. Are you using tears for lube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2261555/Katie-Price-Star-engaged-stripper-Kieran-Hayler.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Slag-tastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4906 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 If they live happily ever after i'll donate my right nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14085 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4750515/katie-price-married-stripper-after-psychics-advice.html It's a good thing gays aren't allowed to marry, it'd totally devalue the concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Like a 10 day old banana, she's just beginning to turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "She said: “A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin and it all became clear." Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the orphans all fucking wept.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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