Kevin Carr's Gloves 3211 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I can't discuss Anita with you, you don't know anything about football but because you're quite intelligent in other walks you refuse to accept it Tell us all about football CSD give us the benefit of your knowledge and years of experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Well it's the one thing that changed last season when our form went from good to bad. Hardly stepped up to the plate, has he? He's only ickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I can't discuss Anita with you, you don't know anything about football but because you're quite intelligent in other walks you refuse to accept it Well, would you like me to use smaller words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I can't discuss Anita with you, you don't know anything about football but because you're quite intelligent in other walks you refuse to accept it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Oh good, the other pointless wum has turned up. Going to tell us how brilliant Lua Lua is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 If anything you're the pointless WUM. Your unwarranted Anita praise reminds me of somebody else's infatuation with 'Shane'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Well, would you like me to use smaller words? I'd like you to watch and perhaps play some football then re-evaluate everything you think you know about the game. I wouldn't mind so much if you didn't think you were so clued up about it. Finding out that you now have a separate Twitter account dedicated to football is simply the last straw, somebody needed to call you out. When are we going to see all these options you said we have in the summer btw? What we're doing clearly isn't working, can you recommend some changes for the next game, just in case Pards is a reader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) I'd like you to watch and perhaps play some football then re-evaluate everything you think you know about the game. I wouldn't mind so much if you didn't think you were so clued up about it. Finding out that you now have a separate Twitter account dedicated to football is simply the last straw, somebody needed to call you out. When are we going to see all these options you said we have in the summer btw? What we're doing clearly isn't working, can you recommend some changes for the next game, just in case Pards is a reader? 2 things 1. It's a twitter account, I want to keep personal and comedy stuff aside from football. But more importantly, it's a twitter account. I'm amazed, given your unbelievable wealth of football knowledge, that you've not got a website of your own? 2. What would I do? Well, I suppose I'd start with the defence. We're all over the shop defensively, Colo and Williamson haven't got any kind of partnership, the gaps they're leaving between each other... even CT could fit through comfortably. I'd have them playing much closer to each other and deeper because neither one of them has either the positioning to play a reliable offside trap, nor the pace to catch a Premier League striker. I'd play Haidara and Janmaat as traditional fullbacks for the moment, they're leaving a piss poor centre half partnership exposed and while I'd prefer a pair of wing backs, that's only really useful if the ball isn't just being launched forward and ignoring the midfield. I'd play Tiote and Colback (if they're both fit) just ahead of the centre backs, absolve Tiote of any attacking duty and insist that he remain in our half at all times. Colback is there to harry and receive the ball from any of the back 6 and play it forward or to the sides. No Hail-Mary passes though. Sissoko would play ahead of those two, tasked with providing support if the defence are struggling, and an outlet when we have the opportunity to drive forward. "Box to box" but with greater emphasis on the attacking side of that role. Especially getting into the box late for pull backs from Gouffran and Cabella. I'd play Cabella and Gouffran as they have been, I'd want to play them as a narrower three closer to the so-far isolated Riviere, but I know that the defence is playing poorly at the minute and wouldn't want our fullbacks facing more pressure than needs be. Hull have a good (decent) midfield, so there's where the battle will be, I'd play five, giving Gouffran less attacking license than Cabella simply because he's a better defender than RC (not saying he's "good"). I'd practise some new dead ball routines. I'd play possession football and try and pull Hull around the pitch so their less mobile centre either gets tired or sloppy, until a space opens for Cabella or Riviere. I'd much prefer to go into the game with Cisse & De Jong starting and Aarons off the bench, mind you. Edited September 16, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Fish has a comedy account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34631 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Theez iz my funniez and theez is my footiez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Surprised he hasn't made one for subtle reminders that he's now got a real life girlfriend with a vagina and hair and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34631 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 he's gonna get the lip on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Fish has a comedy account? Not a "comedy" account, no. An account I just tweet about football from, and then a personal one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34631 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 With whom are we currently speaking? Comedy, football or bravado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Surprised he hasn't made one for subtle reminders that he's now got a real life girlfriend with a vagina and hair and everything I thought that had all gone a bit quiet and just assumed it was a ..... sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 he's gonna get the lip on here. I'm really known for taking anything on here personally, now am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34631 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm really known for taking anything on here personally, now am I? Alright Dave, calm down, we're only joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I thought that had all gone a bit quiet and just assumed it was a ..... sort of thing. How's your new phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Alright Dave, calm down, we're only joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Theez iz my funniez and theez is my footiez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34631 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Have a word with him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I have a work account, an account I tweet about food from, an account I tweet about TV from, an account I solely use to bait Leazes, a fake Leazes account, an account I tweet about birds I've shagged from and an account I use to tweet about everything else. Perfectly normal Fish lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34631 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 The effortless combination of funniez and footiez above is why I just have one account. That I never tweet from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I have a work account, an account I tweet about food from, an account I tweet about TV from, an account I solely use to bait Leazes, a fake Leazes account, an account I tweet about birds I've shagged from and an account I use to tweet about everything else. Perfectly normal Fish lad. I honestly don't understand why it's a big deal for people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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