PaddockLad 14521 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Rob Stark. He's one of the identical looking young scraggy haired bearded blokes, of which there are 3 or 4. That is as close a description i can give of him. You need to have read the books to enjoy this thing imo. I've not read them but the missus has...she's like GoT-ipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Scott I think you're a bit simple. Looks like Iceland? North of the Wall. (Jon Snow, the fit lass who wears loads of clothes, the fat lad and the Zombies Looks like Yorkshire in the winter? The North (The cripple, the kid from Love Actually and the bong eyed lass) Looks like generic woody place? The bit between the North and the Kings Landing. (Arya Stark, the big ugly bird, Jaime Lannister and pretty much all the other characters) Sunny? Kings Landing (the capital). King Cuntybollocks, his unfeasiblly hot slutty queen, and most of the characters with nicknames; the Imp, the Spider; Little Finger, etc.) Desert? Another continent. Where Dragon Tits is. Easy as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Another chebless week. Lost their way imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Another chebless week. Lost their way imo. I'm just hoping its going to be balanced out by a titty supernova going off in one of the upcoming episodes. Hopefully the ginger one, and Robb's bit, and the queen to be, and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Scott I think you're a bit simple. Looks like Iceland? North of the Wall. (Jon Snow, the fit lass who wears loads of clothes, the fat lad and the Zombies Looks like Yorkshire in the winter? The North (The cripple, the kid from Love Actually and the bong eyed lass) Looks like generic woody place? The bit between the North and the Kings Landing. (Arya Stark, the big ugly bird, Jaime Lannister and pretty much all the other characters) Sunny? Kings Landing (the capital). King Cuntybollocks, his unfeasiblly hot slutty queen, and most of the characters with nicknames; the Imp, the Spider; Little Finger, etc.) Desert? Another continent. Where Dragon Tits is. Easy as that. I'll print this off and laminate it for next week. The wife thanks you for trying to help me out (she likes it and gets wound up by my increasing indifference/confusion). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I bet you've read the books though, you nerdy twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Well that was different (season 1 ep1) Not sure what was more bizarre the sex mad dwarf or the little lad getting pushed off the castle by the mackem. Got to feel that the young blonde queen who's just married that ape is in for a rough night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I bet you've read the books though, you nerdy twat. Course I have, they're top notch, however it's not that hard to follow. I wonder if you've noticed things like Dragontits' first knight (Jorah Mormont) is the son of the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch Course you haven't, because you're dim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I don't even know either of those character's names, never mind their family tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Have a look on here, thicko http://viewers-guide.hbo.com/season3/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Course I have, they're top notch, however it's not that hard to follow. I wonder if you've noticed things like Dragontits' first knight (Jorah Mormont) is the son of the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch Course you haven't, because you're dim I'd not picked that up like. I also can't work out who's got Theon prisoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I'd not picked that up like. I also can't work out who's got Theon prisoner. Do you want to know, or would you rather work it out yourself? I reckon it'll be hammered home in the next episode or so, but I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned in the show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I don't know if I've just forgot from season 2. I thought it was his own men from when they took the Stark castle. I'm getting very tempted to get the books like. It seems a lot of people have read them without it spoiling their enjoyment of the show and with how slow a reader I am I'll probably not get through the first book before the end of this series at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I don't know if I've just forgot from season 2. I thought it was his own men from when they took the Stark castle. I'm getting very tempted to get the books like. It seems a lot of people have read them without it spoiling their enjoyment of the show and with how slow a reader I am I'll probably not get through the first book before the end of this series at least. Nah, they handed him over to his captors. You should definitely get the books, makes it easy to cement people and places, but it also fleshes out the motivations that the different characters have. As an example When Mance Rayder (king above of the wall) asks why Jon Snow is deserting the Night's watch and he says "I want to protect the people" or something equally flimsy, in the books it's much more about his place in the Stark family, which is a much more believable reason for a 15yr old lad to sack off an easy life of luxury in favour of horrible conditions at the Wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Like the bird from Hollyoaks aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Well that was different (season 1 ep1) Not sure what was more bizarre the sex mad dwarf or the little lad getting pushed off the castle by the mackem. Got to feel that the young blonde queen who's just married that ape is in for a rough night Tyrion is a superb character. I started watching to see what all the fuss was about, and got through the first 2 series and the first episode of series 3 in 6 days. Keep with it, it's superb. And will make more sense as you go through. Also, Stark's bird is super hot. But I'd still prefer the Scottish one who owns a castle. Edited April 24, 2013 by Bonamental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Scott I think you're a bit simple. Looks like Iceland? North of the Wall. (Jon Snow, the fit lass who wears loads of clothes, the fat lad and the Zombies Looks like Yorkshire in the winter? The North (The cripple, the kid from Love Actually and the bong eyed lass) Looks like generic woody place? The bit between the North and the Kings Landing. (Arya Stark, the big ugly bird, Jaime Lannister and pretty much all the other characters) Sunny? Kings Landing (the capital). [bold]King Cuntybollocks[/bold], his unfeasiblly hot slutty queen, and most of the characters with nicknames; the Imp, the Spider; Little Finger, etc.) Desert? Another continent. Where Dragon Tits is. Easy as that. I think that might be how I refer to him from now on. What a monumental prick. Also, very good summary. Well that worked superbly. On my phone and too tired to work out what the correct tags are. Edited April 24, 2013 by Bonamental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Nah, they handed him over to his captors. You should definitely get the books, makes it easy to cement people and places, but it also fleshes out the motivations that the different characters have. As an example When Mance Rayder (king above of the wall) asks why Jon Snow is deserting the Night's watch and he says "I want to protect the people" or something equally flimsy, in the books it's much more about his place in the Stark family, which is a much more believable reason for a 15yr old lad to sack off an easy life of luxury in favour of horrible conditions at the Wall Well I've downloaded the books so we'll see where I get with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Like the bird from Hollyoaks aswell. Which one though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Alfie Allen is the worst actor I've ever seen. Hope he is tortured until the end of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13951 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Alfie Allen is the worst actor I've ever seen. Hope he is tortured until the end of time. Ooooo deary me My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky Don't understand how one can watch so much TV My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see Oooooo I only say it cos I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now, now there's no need to swear Please don't despair my dear mon frere Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid Get off your lazy arse Alfie please use your brain Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid When all you do is stay and play on your computer games? Oh little brother please refrain from doing that I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap Please don't despair Please don't despair Mon frere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 You mean it's her fucking fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Well that was different (season 1 ep1) Not sure what was more bizarre the sex mad dwarf or the little lad getting pushed off the castle by the mackem. Got to feel that the young blonde queen who's just married that ape is in for a rough night A mackem? He's Danish you idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A mackem? He's Danish you idiot. What was he doing just prior to pushing him ? Allow me ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Ah fucking hell man I've had a 'mare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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