Dr Gloom 3,072 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Im glad it wasn’t around when I was in my pomp- I’d have died of a blart overdose. the kids these days don't know they're born. still, we got to navigate our misspent youth without camera phones and the threat of a photographic record of every mashed up night being shared online in perpetuity. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 541 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: the kids these days don't know they're born. still, we got to navigate our misspent youth without camera phones and the threat of a photographic record of every mashed up night being shared online in perpetuity. I once shagged a fat bird in my mates living room with 4 other guys sleeping on the floor, when we finished round one all 4 of them got up and left the room. I'm glad they didn't have camera phones. Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 816 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I once shagged a fat bird in my mates living room with 4 other guys sleeping on the floor, when we finished round one all 4 of them got up and left the room. I'm glad they didn't have camera phones. Is that what you called her? 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,434 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 3 hours ago, The Fish said: I met Mrs Fish through internet dating, but Tindr was exclusively used by people looking for a shag. I don't think my combination of face + pleonasm, prolixity, and verbosity would work well on Tindr. I swiped left on this comment. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 541 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 29 minutes ago, The Fish said: Is that what you called her? I didn't mention because you can all see my picture but I was not glad they didn't have camera phones as it would ruin my rep or anything but because it would have been ugly squared. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,146 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 (edited) So, I got this email from Blackfriars about a valentines meal. Sounded nice. The catch is, it's £70 per person (I'm conventional so that's £140). Oh, and you have to cook it yourself. I mean, WTAF? Edited January 23 by Renton Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,842 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 23 minutes ago, Renton said: So, I got this email from Blackfriars about a valentines meal. Sounded nice. The catch is, it's £70 per person (I'm conventional so that's £140). Oh, and you have to cook it yourself. I mean, WTAF? I did The Patricia At Home thing in the first lockdown but that was 40 a head for three courses. Nice feed although same story, you had to cook it yourself. 70 a head is pushing it though. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,233 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 On 08/01/2021 at 09:00, Dr Gloom said: the kids these days don't know they're born. still, we got to navigate our misspent youth without camera phones and the threat of a photographic record of every mashed up night being shared online in perpetuity. Definitely. If you pulled a lass on a night out you had to ring her landline and actually have a bit of craic before arranging a date. Then you had to hope to god you could remember what she looked like! Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 541 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 4 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Definitely. If you pulled a lass on a night out you had to ring her landline and actually have a bit of craic before arranging a date. Then you had to hope to god you could remember what she looked like! I used to get the cold sweats standing at the cinema at the Metro centre wondering if I could recognise them. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,434 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 8 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I used to get the cold sweats standing at the cinema at the Metro centre wondering if I could recognise them. They did too when you did. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 541 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: They did too when you did. Nah they started to sweat when I put them in the boot. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,203 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 22 hours ago, Renton said: So, I got this email from Blackfriars about a valentines meal. Sounded nice. The catch is, it's £70 per person (I'm conventional so that's £140). Oh, and you have to cook it yourself. I mean, WTAF? Have to admit I don't really get these "restaurant at home" box things. I'm reasonably sure it'd be just as good for all concerned if I donated £20 to a crowdfunder to help keep them afloat and spent the rest on my groceries. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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