Howmanheyman 26983 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Hong Kong. My Dad was in the forces and was posted there in the seventies for a couple of years when it was our colony. I didn't move back here till I was nearly two. Hop Sing, tbh. Why you cheeky fucka, you. Me Mam took me to see her my Granny for the first time when I was about two. My Mam's side were from Belfast. Belfast had no foreigners in them days. All the kids in the street wanted to see the 'chinkie kid/Hong Kong Phooey' as Bruce Lee was all the rage when I was born. Apparently they were gutted when they seen this white baby looking back up at them. I was born where I live now, in Poole, Dorset. Why I support Newcastle United is a long and mostly very dull story Looks and sounds like Ally Fraser from Auf Weidersehen Pet. 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 United fan. uh-oh spagettio . . heeds doon . . I mean us before anyone starts. We were United when they were still Newton Heath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 yea i was i think also born in newcastle general to lol Sounds about right D'Man, as all the other football experts were too it seems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Born in Newcastle General. Can post picture of birth certificate, if required ..... Nar that won't be necessary, yee actually live about a mile closer to the groond than me, even if it is NORTH TYNESIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Hong Kong. My Dad was in the forces and was posted there in the seventies for a couple of years when it was our colony. I didn't move back here till I was nearly two. Hop Sing, tbh. Why you cheeky fucka, you. Me Mam took me to see her my Granny for the first time when I was about two. My Mam's side were from Belfast. Belfast had no foreigners in them days. All the kids in the street wanted to see the 'chinkie kid/Hong Kong Phooey' as Bruce Lee was all the rage when I was born. Apparently they were gutted when they seen this white baby looking back up at them. I was born where I live now, in Poole, Dorset. Why I support Newcastle United is a long and mostly very dull story Looks and sounds like Ally Fraser from Auf Weidersehen Pet. 100%. So you'll have a Chinese passport as well then? Thinking aboot it, you could've played for China in the 2002 World Cup as well. Even if you were 5ft8 yed be like their Peter Crouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Bryan Robson was born 5 miles away from Sir Bobby Robson tbh! So we might have to bring it down to the nearest millimetre. Besides having lived in Chester-le-Street it's pretty much 50/50. Me missus was from Breedon on the Hill, not too far from Derby. Whenever 'home' used to make the token visits to see her family and if in the cards would go to the Baseball ground to see Derby Co. Took the wife and went to see Derby v Man. Utd. Derby fans were giving Bryan Robson some stick calling him a Geordie bastard. The wife asked if he was from Newcastle and I said no. Go figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26983 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 No Chinese passport, mate. I probably still could've played for them under FIFA rules. England, Northern Ireland or Hong Kong/China. (It's 5"9 or 10) I would've been Clouch, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 SJP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 No Chinese passport, mate. I probably still could've played for them under FIFA rules. England, Northern Ireland or Hong Kong/China. (It's 5"9 or 10) I would've been Clouch, surely? I donno if they can pronounce their L's judging by a Reeverpoo fan who got interviewed on ESPN before a game this season. That video you put on here sums it aal up pmsl honestly I couldn't stop laughing. I like Chinese people, but they're funny to listen to at the same time. fpmsl 1:18-1:45 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh pmsl quality stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26983 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 No Chinese passport, mate. I probably still could've played for them under FIFA rules. England, Northern Ireland or Hong Kong/China. (It's 5"9 or 10) I would've been Clouch, surely? I donno if they can pronounce their L's judging by a Reeverpoo fan who got interviewed on ESPN before a game this season. That video you put on here sums it aal up pmsl honestly I couldn't stop laughing. I like Chinese people, but they're funny to listen to at the same time. fpmsl 1:18-1:45 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh pmsl quality stuff. When I was younger and lived with me folks, I'd go out on the piss, and on the home would sometimes get a chinkees. Well the chinkees on Sutton Street had a calender with pictures of Hong Kong, cue me mortal drunk gannin' in, "Hoo! See that? Ah was born there, y'knaa" Of course they knew, because every time I was mortal I'd go in and say the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 yea i was i think also born in newcastle general to lol Born to lol? You certainly post like it. haha funny i was honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 (edited) Nice video. What it doesnt show is Miradhina launching a kunG fu kick into Dave Beasants back as they came off the field at full time. Me and our lass were stuck behind two huge stinky Brazillians during that game and I had to keep hoiking here up so she could see. If you also look at 4.31 mins in, Im sure you you see that Giant in the gallowgate that I was on about in the other thread to LTB Edited June 28, 2011 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Princess Mary Maternity Hospital. Luxury flats now, or what's left of it is. Same here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 No Chinese passport, mate. I probably still could've played for them under FIFA rules. England, Northern Ireland or Hong Kong/China. (It's 5"9 or 10) I would've been Clouch, surely? I donno if they can pronounce their L's judging by a Reeverpoo fan who got interviewed on ESPN before a game this season. That video you put on here sums it aal up pmsl honestly I couldn't stop laughing. I like Chinese people, but they're funny to listen to at the same time. fpmsl 1:18-1:45 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh pmsl quality stuff. When I was younger and lived with me folks, I'd go out on the piss, and on the home would sometimes get a chinkees. Well the chinkees on Sutton Street had a calender with pictures of Hong Kong, cue me mortal drunk gannin' in, "Hoo! See that? Ah was born there, y'knaa" Of course they knew, because every time I was mortal I'd go in and say the same thing. They probably thought you were taking the piss, and put cats shit on your food. I remember that chinkies, it was right next to me nana's just off the Fossway, very, very best of Hoose Specials there. Is it still there noo? That one at the top of Shields Road is canny had one a few year ago from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Nice video. What it doesnt show is Miradhina launching a kunG fu kick into Dave Beasants back as they came off the field at full time. Me and our lass were stuck behind two huge stinky Brazillians during that game and I had to keep hoiking here up so she could see. If you also look at 4.31 mins in, Im sure you you see that Giant in the gallowgate that I was on about in the other thread to LTB That was the Cup game later in the season when we lost 1-3 was 5th roond or QF. I cried all the way home, we REALLY, REALLY could've won the cup that year, 5th roond it was we only needed to beat Watford and Luton and we were in the final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Nice video. What it doesnt show is Miradhina launching a kunG fu kick into Dave Beasants back as they came off the field at full time. Me and our lass were stuck behind two huge stinky Brazillians during that game and I had to keep hoiking here up so she could see. If you also look at 4.31 mins in, Im sure you you see that Giant in the gallowgate that I was on about in the other thread to LTB It wouldn't do... that was the cup game, this video is from the league game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26983 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 No Chinese passport, mate. I probably still could've played for them under FIFA rules. England, Northern Ireland or Hong Kong/China. (It's 5"9 or 10) I would've been Clouch, surely? I donno if they can pronounce their L's judging by a Reeverpoo fan who got interviewed on ESPN before a game this season. That video you put on here sums it aal up pmsl honestly I couldn't stop laughing. I like Chinese people, but they're funny to listen to at the same time. fpmsl 1:18-1:45 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh pmsl quality stuff. When I was younger and lived with me folks, I'd go out on the piss, and on the home would sometimes get a chinkees. Well the chinkees on Sutton Street had a calender with pictures of Hong Kong, cue me mortal drunk gannin' in, "Hoo! See that? Ah was born there, y'knaa" Of course they knew, because every time I was mortal I'd go in and say the same thing. They probably thought you were taking the piss, and put cats shit on your food. I remember that chinkies, it was right next to me nana's just off the Fossway, very, very best of Hoose Specials there. Is it still there noo? That one at the top of Shields Road is canny had one a few year ago from there. Aye its called Peach Garden, its not bad. Their Singapore Chow Mein is the dogs bollocks and I'm not a huge fan of chinese food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Fair comment chaps...old age etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 No Chinese passport, mate. I probably still could've played for them under FIFA rules. England, Northern Ireland or Hong Kong/China. (It's 5"9 or 10) I would've been Clouch, surely? I donno if they can pronounce their L's judging by a Reeverpoo fan who got interviewed on ESPN before a game this season. That video you put on here sums it aal up pmsl honestly I couldn't stop laughing. I like Chinese people, but they're funny to listen to at the same time. fpmsl 1:18-1:45 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh pmsl quality stuff. When I was younger and lived with me folks, I'd go out on the piss, and on the home would sometimes get a chinkees. Well the chinkees on Sutton Street had a calender with pictures of Hong Kong, cue me mortal drunk gannin' in, "Hoo! See that? Ah was born there, y'knaa" Of course they knew, because every time I was mortal I'd go in and say the same thing. They probably thought you were taking the piss, and put cats shit on your food. I remember that chinkies, it was right next to me nana's just off the Fossway, very, very best of Hoose Specials there. Is it still there noo? That one at the top of Shields Road is canny had one a few year ago from there. Aye its called Peach Garden, its not bad. Their Singapore Chow Mein is the dogs bollocks and I'm not a huge fan of chinese food. Too hot for me that like, always end up with a ring like the flag of Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12768 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 yea i was i think also born in newcastle general to lol Born to lol? You certainly post like it. POSTERS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BORN TO LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 yea i was i think also born in newcastle general to lol Born to lol? You certainly post like it. POSTERS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BORN TO LOL Dad was in the forces, born in Cyprus Have you informed them that you can play for them? Might end up playing a big Euro team in a qualifier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Jolly old Hexham General Commmmmmmme onnnnn! Sod LBAB bring on the HAB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 POSTERS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BORN TO LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I'd say the poll results show the saying 'anywhere you go, you'll always meet a Newcastle fan' (If that's a saying ...) is true. Don't think I've ever met a Welsh, United fan. Has anyone? Well my Dad and Nan were born in Wales...so nearly Grandad was born in County Cork. I was born in Torbay Hospital, Torquay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I'd say the poll results show the saying 'anywhere you go, you'll always meet a Newcastle fan' (If that's a saying ...) is true. Don't think I've ever met a Welsh, United fan. Has anyone? Well my Dad and Nan were born in Wales...so nearly Grandad was born in County Cork. I was born in Torbay Hospital, Torquay. Apparently the away end at Swansea and Plymouth last season were full of Welsh Mags. But have never met one out and about. Was born in Brussels and lived there for a while cos of my Dad's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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