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Never got the news of the world since the sun printed shit about Liverpool. Even Everton fans dont buy that shit (Ask Wayne Rooney). Anyway hopes this shit brings the Sun down. Daily Mirror my paper always has been always will. Only other paper I get is the racing post or the Liverpool Echo.

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Never got the news of the world since the sun printed shit about Liverpool. Even Everton fans dont buy that shit (Ask Wayne Rooney). Anyway hopes this shit brings the Sun down. Daily Mirror my paper always has been always will. Only other paper I get is the racing post or the Liverpool Echo.

 

You forgot your favourite, The Daily I Suck Big Black fuckin cocks after I drank a can of fuckin skol

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Never got the news of the world since the sun printed shit about Liverpool. Even Everton fans dont buy that shit (Ask Wayne Rooney). Anyway hopes this shit brings the Sun down. Daily Mirror my paper always has been always will. Only other paper I get is the racing post or the Liverpool Echo.

 

You forgot your favourite, The Daily I Suck Big Black fuckin cocks after I drank a can of fuckin skol

Canny problem page in that one.

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Never got the news of the world since the sun printed shit about Liverpool. Even Everton fans dont buy that shit (Ask Wayne Rooney). Anyway hopes this shit brings the Sun down. Daily Mirror my paper always has been always will. Only other paper I get is the racing post or the Liverpool Echo.

Steven Gerrard serialised his so-called autobiography in The News of the World.

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"Chapter 1. Kicked a cross-field ball 80 yards. No one had the vision and insight to pick up on it.

 

Chapter 2. Kicked a cross-field ball 80 yards. No one had the vision and insight to pick up on it.

 

Chapter 3. Bottled a DJ because he wouldn't play me Phil Collins CD.

 

Chapter 4. Kicked a cross-field ball 80 yards. No one had the vision and insight to pick up on it."

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"Chapter 1. Kicked a cross-field ball 80 yards. No one had the vision and insight to pick up on it.

 

Chapter 2. ERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

chapter 3. Kicked a cross-field ball 80 yards. No one had the vision and insight to pick up on it.

 

Chapter 4. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

Chapter 5. Bottled a DJ because he wouldn't play me Phil Collins CD.

 

Chapter 6. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

Chapter 7. Kicked a cross-field ball 80 yards. No one had the vision and insight to pick up on it."

 

Epilogue. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I wanted to do a novel but no one had the vision and insight to pick up on it

 

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Fucking geordies the disgrace of the English economy. Why dont you twats produce anything that pay the country? Fucking byker grove and some black dude from black eyed peas sticking his dick up Miss Cole dont help. Fair enough Ant and Dec pay good taxes but they not legends of the beatles hey lads? Cant say much for your football team as well. Won fuck all and no one know anything about yous. GET A FUCKING GRIP LADS THIS IS A NEWCASTLE SITE NOT A FUCKING SCOUSE SITE. At least we can be proud of our city. Go and a wank over sting lads!! Me yankee mate said who the fuck is he by the way.

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Touched a nerve

 

I think coming back to the UK pissed me off. Been on holiday (Cyprus) and come back to this shit on the internet. Maybe I'll change me forums after coming back on holiday. People on here tend to piss you off. (Got woke up by a explosion in Cyprus by the way still didn't piss me off as cunts on here)

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Fucking geordies the disgrace of the English economy. Why dont you twats produce anything that pay the country? Fucking byker grove and some black dude from black eyed peas sticking his dick up Miss Cole dont help. Fair enough Ant and Dec pay good taxes but they not legends of the beatles hey lads? Cant say much for your football team as well. Won fuck all and no one know anything about yous. GET A FUCKING GRIP LADS THIS IS A NEWCASTLE SITE NOT A FUCKING SCOUSE SITE. At least we can be proud of our city. Go and a wank over sting lads!! Me yankee mate said who the fuck is he by the way.

29% of you are on the dole man, the highest percentage of any city over 200,000 pop in the Western World. Fucking axe wiedling parafins.

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I love the way Scousers point out they've never bought the Sun since Hillsborough as if it's the only thing that's wrong with it. Obviously subscribed to it in their droves before April 1989.

 

Bet the irony of the paper's political allegience is missed on them particularly when you consider the strong socialist demographic in the city - though a lot, for some reason I can't fathom, seem ashamed of being left wing and try to portray themselves as liberal.

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