citizenerased 0 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) Yep, i'm sure Balotelli did a runner from the Italian National Team who are in Florence to watch a WWE event in Liverpool. Edited November 8, 2011 by citizenerased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Yep, i'm sure Balotelli did a runner from the Italian National Team who are in Florence to watch a WWE event in Liverpool. I wouldnt put it past him like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) There's an imposter?! Fucking hell, the Tom Cleverley imposter is genius. Shagged some fucking awful mong and she was convinced she'd shagged a premier league footballer. Edited November 8, 2011 by StevenL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It wasn't him, there was pictures taken from the side and it clearly wasn't super Mario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Balotelli buys new car, has it confiscated next day Balotelli was left asking "Why always me?" yet again when he bought a brand new Maserati - and had it seized by police just 24 hours later. The Sun reports that the Manchester City star picked up his new 187mph, £100,000 Italian supercar on Monday, but was pulled over by police on Tuesday on suspicion of speeding. Apparently the striker's car was then promptly confiscated by the cops, who thought it had not been legally registered. The 21-year-old eventually managed to prove his car's innocence by producing the appropriate paperwork, and he was allowed to get back on the road. It's not the first time that Balotelli has had trouble with his flash cars: his previous Maserati was reportedly impounded 27 times for non-payment of parking tickets, damaged by thugs wielding crowbars, and then apparently written off when team-mates left a bag full of rotting fish in it for several weeks as part of a tit-for-tat prank war at Eastlands. After that, he resorted to two wheels instead and bought a brand new motorbike - only to be immediately banned from riding it. And that's only been the start of his woes, as we ran-down in our recent article "A year in the life of Mario Balotelli". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 hahahaha serves the fucker right hes an absolute joke he should be thrown out of football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 oh for petes sake lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 good to know we can rely on you Deaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 i hate the stupid fucker especially when he laughed when he got sent off the other day i mean what a total cock he is or should i say cunterhead hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26455 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 His brother is on trial with Stoke. Deadman is fuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) Premier League - City stars get own Harvey Nichols store Manchester City's stars will be able to do their Christmas shopping without the risk of having to deal with fans after a pop-up Harvey Nichols store was set up at their training ground. The Sun reports that the "plush fashion emporium" has already proved to be a huge hit with the players who have been snapping up goodies. "You don't get much more exclusive than this. Most of the lads have bought bags of stuff," one of the paper's famous 'sources' said. "And Harvey Nicks know what they buy because they are regulars to the city centre store. "There are handbags, perfume, jewellery and clothes. They've put hamper selections in there, too." The shop has set up a marquee at the club's training ground where the players can purchase their gifts while the club has also come up with some novel ways to fester Christmas spirit at the club. "They've put on Christmas cake-decorating classes - it was hilarious," their source told the paper. "Mario Balotelli struggled with the icing." Why am I not surprised by this? Edited December 9, 2011 by Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 heh blyme must be scared to shop in the main shops in town bunch of rich cunterheads lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/12122011/58/premier-league-balotelli-150-000-curry.html Premier League - Balotelli's £150,000 curry Mon, 12 Dec 11:23:00 2011 Mario Balotelli enjoyed what is likely to prove the most expensive curry in history on Saturday night. Staying out past one o'clock on Sunday morning meant Balotelli had broken managerRoberto Mancini's player curfew, and will land the 21-year-old a fine of a week's wages. That is a cool £150,000.The Manchester City striker went for a midnight curry with friends at popular Indian restaurant Zouk less than 48 hours before the critical Premier League match against Chelsea. Of course, you might be wondering how he got caught; after all, a quiet, late-night curry after a booze-free evening is unlikely to have caused much commotion on a Saturday night in Manchester city centre. Not for Balotelli, however: according to the Daily Star's account, the player and his friends decided to entertain their fellow diners by staging an impromptu mock sword fight, using rolling pins as pretend swords. As ever with the entertaining Italian, you simply couldn't make it up. That'll sting his weekly wage and his bumhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4229 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 aye but he'll get another 150 thousand next week so its no big deal is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 It's one of those players that will leave football early. I reckon it bores him in all reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Needs his own reality tv show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 150 grand for a curry what a total dick head cunterhead faggot ass prick faced mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Fuck off, Deaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloopJohn 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 deaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4229 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 150 grand for a curry what a total dick head cunterhead faggot ass prick faced mother fucker get the feeling youre not to keen on Mario there Deaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 damn right im not keen on him i hate his fucking guts hes a stupid ass money grabbing cunterhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 damn right im not keen on him i hate his fucking guts hes a stupid ass money grabbing cunterhead Dial it back there DEADMAN, there are many many more people deserving of your vitriol. Anyway, he's only a bairn. Plus, I'd rather one of him than a thousand of James Perch Take Noel Edmonds... now there's a man you can really take pleasure in flaying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 if I was to choose either i wouldn't pick either id get rid of both of them in a shot balotelli is just a money grabber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14063 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 A dick head and a prick face. That's some unfortunate genetics at work right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 yep them to lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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