essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) Obertans shouldn't be anywhere near our squad.He gets the ball then shits himself in case a challenge comes in.Like Jonas,but more shitter,he never looks like scoring or making a goal.To think Pardew had all summer to get rid of the clown and he comes on as sub in our first game of the season,and chosen to grace the SJP turf before Aarons Edited August 18, 2014 by essembeeofsunderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I've just assumed he has a new lass who's perked pardew's interest. There's no football reason for giving him another chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Wasn't surprised he took up a post at their free-kick, the bonce blocks out the sun never mind making the goal smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Obertan is Dorothy's companions all wrapped up in one bobbled headed freak. No Head, no heart and no courage*. He made less of an impact than Aarons did and to be honest (and not to drag up old arguments) Ben Arfa's style of attacking play would have caused the Man City back line more issues than the rather formulaic Obertan. Head down-drive to the line-head up-shit cross-rinse and repeat. (*I know that her companions had these things all along.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30396 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Obertan is Dorothy's companions all wrapped up in one bobbled headed freak. No Head, no heart and no courage*. He made less of an impact than Aarons did and to be honest (and not to drag up old arguments) Ben Arfa's style of attacking play would have caused the Man City back line more issues than the rather formulaic Obertan. Head down-drive to the line-head up-shit cross-rinse and repeat. (*I know that her companions had these things all along.) No head? It's fucking huge, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I think I meant to type brain, but given I have already slopped tea into my eye today it's possible I truly am this simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Obertan is Dorothy's companions all wrapped up in one bobbled headed freak. No Head, no heart and no courage*. He made less of an impact than Aarons did and to be honest (and not to drag up old arguments) Ben Arfa's style of attacking play would have caused the Man City back line more issues than the rather formulaic Obertan. Head down-drive to the line-head up-shit cross-rinse and repeat. (*I know that her companions had these things all along.) Spoiler alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26820 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 He's fucking ruined it now. Damn him and his bravado smoking jackets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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