Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 JUST CUT THE FUCKERS OFF!!!! It's their fucking job! They manage to catch the fuckers, kill them, pluck them, dissect them..... Why leave those tiny bits on? Surely it's just to piss people off. Squirrel !!!!! What do they do with chicken blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 It's what they thicken Baileys with. Edit; also, I don't think they take much catching- *open truck, tip chickens into slaughterhouse, hook em up, off with their heads. Edit 2. Bon appetit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Not watching that Already been scared today watching some poor fucker get boiled to death on The Tudors. Imagine, boiled to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Now you know how your dinner feels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2774 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Those little bits of blood, gristle and bone they leave on chicken breasts. JUST CUT THE FUCKERS OFF!!!! YOU HAVE POSTED ABOUT THIS EXACT TOPIC BEFORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 YOU HAVE POSTED ABOUT THIS EXACT TOPIC BEFORE! That only goes to highlight my pure disgust and failing memory. Expect it to become a regular weekly feature as the years go by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5926 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 The fact that every time I plug my phone into the car it automatically plays the first song in ITunes. I must have heard the first few chords of Anthrax's A.D.I a thousand times now, and I don't even really like them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Aye. Jonatan Cerrada's "À chaque pas" here. Bloody diacritics, coming over here, ruining our playlists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I'm lucky I get Ace Of Spades first every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26395 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Mines plays whatever was last on my iPhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4223 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: The fact that every time I plug my phone into the car it automatically plays the first song in ITunes. I must have heard the first few chords of Anthrax's A.D.I a thousand times now, and I don't even really like them! Mine used to do that so I'm well versed in the opening of A tout le monde by megadeth. I'm not sure how I changed it but it now kicks off with something random if the music app isn't already running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 On 19/01/2016 at 7:05 PM, Monkeys Fist said: Now you know how your dinner feels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Minority governments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Cats. They are selfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 People who don't clean up their dog's shit from the streets. I just stood on a sloppy freshly laid one. Absolute scum of the earth. (The owners, not the dogs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Are you angry because it's going to be a pain to clean your hoverboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Dogs that slyly shit in the street without their owners appearing to realise that they've just laid a nice dump outside of someone's gate. If only they would bark and let their, obviously conscientious dog crap bag carrying owners know before that 600 foot lead creates a tug back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Are you angry because it's going to be a pain to clean your hoverboard? no, its smooth wheel treads would have been easy to clean. i was wearing a new pair of brogues, with thick rubber soles, with massive, intricate tread. had to spend 10 minutes scraping it out with a twig to no avail, then had to wash them in the sink in the work toilets. nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30434 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Felt sorry for you until I found out you were wearing brogues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Don't you have a pair of winkle pickers that could get into your brogue's treads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alex said: Felt sorry for you until I found out you were wearing brogues. i hope you stand on a dog shit on your way home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30434 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i hope you stand on a dog shit on your way home That would be quite impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, The Fish said: Don't you have a pair of winkle pickers that could get into your brogue's treads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 there's nowt wrong with brogues. they're my go to work shoe. philistines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 They're a teacher's shoe. Not PE or ICT, maybe History? definitely one of the humanities subjects. Wears a tank top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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