Baggio 0 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Unless we go back to 4-4-2 I think we would struggle to accommodate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Would only have the greedy cunt back if he was forced into knocking on every single season ticket holder's door to grovel for forgiveness for fucking off as soon as a bit of money was flashed in front of him. Oh that and for being a diving pikey troglodyte. Oh Johnny ! Didn't Llamearse let slip they'd been negotiating for a week or so with Dippersville , proving the lies they trotted out blaming Carroll for wanting away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Oh Johnny ! Didn't Llamearse let slip they'd been negotiating for a week or so with Dippersville , proving the lies they trotted out blaming Carroll for wanting away? First time I've heard that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I'm 99% certain it was linked to on here. I'd hunt back for it, but I really can't be arsed, and my Chicken Tikka Saag is just about ready to demolish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 The only thing I remember being posted about them not wanting Carroll to leave is the comments from when he was drunk and said Carroll was worth fuck all and they got a great deal knowing Torres was leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Oh Johnny ! Didn't Llamearse let slip they'd been negotiating for a week or so with Dippersville , proving the lies they trotted out blaming Carroll for wanting away? That may be so, but it does little to address his diving troglodytism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6010 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Would only have the greedy cunt back if he was forced into knocking on every single season ticket holder's door to grovel for forgiveness for fucking off as soon as a bit of money was flashed in front of him. Oh that and for being a diving pikey troglodyte. He was told to leave man. Ashley flew him down in his in helicopter We were in selling all our best players, hadn't long been relegated and Liverpool were favourites for a top 4 finish and offered him mega bucks. Theres not a player in this country wouldn't have done the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 That may be so, but it does little to address his diving troglodytism. He does cave diving?? Hats off, takes balls that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 He does cave diving?? Hats off, takes balls that. Cave Diving with Andy Carroll. Definitely a Viz cartoon in it at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38982 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 " After successfully navigating over 10km of flooded virgin passages under the jungles of Nicaragua , Andy liked nothing better than to return home and beat the shit out his lass. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12825 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Cave Diving With Andy Carroll Episode 1: Andy returns back to his former secondary school to investigate the horrors of the English department's staff room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16903 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Talk of a Loan with West Ham on twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 aye I heard that. He'd be allardyces wet dream like; even though he is far better than just a big man up front to lump the ball to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14771 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Sounds like he's not required by Rodgers anyway...theyve been linked with Borini at Roma...played for him at Swansea on loan from Chelsea. Don't know if Pardew would want him....Baggio is right I think about him fitting into the sort of 4-3-3 that we tried to play at times last season, which would appear to be his trouble at Liverpool with Rodgers too. Basically he was born 20 years too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 He'd absolutely hate it in Milan like. I'd have him back here in a shot but there's nee chance of that happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35105 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I got a burger in Milan from this place that the guide book told me was a Milan institution that had been there since the 50s. They served it raw. Literally it was a fucking disc of raw mince and onion. I ate my chips and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I got a burger in Milan from this place that the guide book told me was a Milan institution that had been there since the 50s. They served it raw. Literally it was a fucking disc of raw mince and onion. I ate my chips and left. At least the waiter will have something nearby to put on the shiner Andy gives him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I saw a bloke order the Steak Tartare in the Italia in Low Fell once. How's that for an anecdote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12825 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I saw a bloke order the Steak Tartare in the Italia in Low Fell once. How's that for an anecdote? The chef from there comes into The Vic from time to time and doles out pizza near closing time. Canny lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 The chef from there comes into The Vic from time to time and doles out pizza near closing time. Canny lad. It used to be canny posh in there. I don't think I've been in for over 20 years like. The chicken cordon bleu was lush. They were like shots (the ones you put). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35105 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Alex back in his non-salad days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Independent say we're preparing a £10m bid for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Independent say we're preparing a £10m bid for him. Not a prayer that Liverpool would let him go for that and he wouldnt get in our starting eleven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6274 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 IMO at 10 million he'd be good value. But not for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Express are saying the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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