Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 As the latest tweet from NUFC reminds us.... @NUFCOfficial Newcastle United FC Valentines day is fast approaching, so why not show your loved one how special she is with some Newcastle United... https://shop.nufc.co.uk/cgi-bin/live/ecommerce.pl?site=theclubshop_nufc&state=products&dept_id=98&sub_dept_id=01 Think I might pass on this option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Could you imagine getting your lass that? Proppa gyppo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 no idea, I've got her birthday before that too, and have no idea what to get for either. Valentines Day is the easier of the 2 mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I think I'd need a gum shield. Seriously how fucking tacky are we becoming these days? It's tacky enough having PUMA shirts. What next NUFC vibrators and lube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17079 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I think I'd need a gum shield. Seriously how fucking tacky are we becoming these days? It's tacky enough having PUMA shirts. What next NUFC vibrators and lube? Syrup flavour for the Ba fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Dear god, that's horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Wonder if you can get it with numbers on the back. "PERCH 14" would round off the effect nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Fuck all plans. The mrs will probably cook a meal, which she does most nights come to think of it, and if she's really lucky I might dress up as a gay swan and urinate on the lawn like I did last year. Anyone else find the face on that woman in the photo at the top as irritating as I do? Can't explain why but I hate her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35539 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Her left eye is huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 The puffy face doesn't help either - She looks like one of those party balloons with a face on and someone's squeezing it from the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4274 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Mass effect 3 demo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 No cards or presents because we both agree it's bollocks but we do go out on a date. My turn to pick a restaurant this time. Thinking one of those Argy grill places so I can have a decent steak. She can have the potatoes, seeing as she's vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Love Puma shirts btw, but that is the tackiest thing ever. Gross, who on earth would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) No cards or presents because we both agree it's bollocks but we do go out on a date. My turn to pick a restaurant this time. Thinking one of those Argy grill places so I can have a decent steak. She can have the potatoes, seeing as she's vegetarian. I think I'm going to get a few drinks down Ms TS then take her up the Brighton Wheel, if that's alright with her. Edited January 25, 2012 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Depravity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed. She's probably thinking "bath, jarmies, bed....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35539 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed. You dressing up as him and standing in the bath? Crown on. Seaweed draped over your shoulders. Fully vexed. Now we know what the diet's for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) My wife of many years looks at any showy romantic gesture with great suspicion. So no. Edit: and if I bought that get up for her, I reckon she'd use the bra-strap to remove my testicles Edited January 26, 2012 by Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 It's the King's birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed. She's probably thinking "bath, jarmies, bed....." No, thats me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed. You dressing up as him and standing in the bath? Crown on. Seaweed draped over your shoulders. Fully vexed. Now we know what the diet's for. She can dress up as the Little Mermaid and CT can give her a thorough telling off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26811 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Thinking cocktails, Neptune and Bed. You dressing up as him and standing in the bath? Crown on. Seaweed draped over your shoulders. Fully vexed. Bubble bath beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35539 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 It's the King's birthday. I like my dad as well but I think calling him a king is a bit much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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