Howmanheyman 38455 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 "Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16901 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46799 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Sterling work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 You may have to re-write this as there's no chance a mackem will undertand "cabal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16901 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Gerraway, it's what connects your Sky box to your telly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38455 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 On 12/12/2013 at 12:41, The Fish said: You may have to re-write this as there's no chance a mackem will undertand "cabal" On 12/12/2013 at 12:42, Meenzer said: Gerraway, it's what connects your Sky box to your telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38455 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Some of their Mag facts are so off the charts of realism that I wonder if it's a Mackem version of CT with the copious accidently-on-purpose spelling mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38455 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 On 12/12/2013 at 12:41, The Fish said: You may have to re-write this as there's no chance a mackem will undertand "cabal" "Hi, I'm a Mag who owns a shop in Newcastle which sells stuff, (probably on credit). Me and my marras got the Metro installed in Tyneside only by putting a brown envelope stuffed with fives and tens and giving it to Mag sympathiser, Jimmy Hill to pass on to Downing Street." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 On 12/12/2013 at 12:52, Howmanheyman said: Some of their Mag facts are so off the charts of realism that I wonder if it's a Mackem version of CT with the copious accidently-on-purpose spelling mistakes. on RTG, my favourite search is "Mag at work" never ceases to have me doubled over laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7618 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) On 12/12/2013 at 13:19, The Fish said: on RTG, my favourite search is "Mag at work" never ceases to have me doubled over laughing. You know it's all made up because there simply can't be that many of them actually working. Edited December 12, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Every commentator,every ref and every linesman are against the makems. No more than one Newcastle supporter in every village or town where makems live go to games. Every makem goes to every game. Makems.Always good for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 On 15/12/2013 at 23:15, essembeeofsunderland said: Every commentator,every ref and every linesman are against the makems. No more than one Newcastle supporter in every village or town where makems live go to games. Every makem goes to every game. Makems.Always good for a laugh. Youre sad as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/steven-taylor.848848/ reply number 11 they are mildly funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24760 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 On 12/12/2013 at 10:22, Howmanheyman said: "Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance." Please tell me you're going to post this on the smb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38455 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Half the fuckers will have already seen it I'd guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The reason the mackems don't have as many fans as us? It's not success, It's not catchment area, It's the railway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) On 17/12/2013 at 13:26, The Fish said: The reason the mackems don't have as many fans as us? It's not success, It's not catchment area, It's the railway Fucking hell! Edited December 17, 2013 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Where's the best place to park in north london? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14456 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Amazing that there was 30'000 more fans at Steve Harper's testimonial & the tickets cost the same. (This is without 3000 away fans too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4449 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 What's the oddso n them getting beat off Norwich now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 On 18/12/2013 at 10:32, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: What's the oddso n them getting beat off Norwich now? Norwich win is 11/4 with Betfair mackems are 21/20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7618 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46799 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 On 18/12/2013 at 10:12, Happy Face said: Where's the best place to park in north london? No trains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 On 18/12/2013 at 10:12, Happy Face said: Where's the best place to park in north london? Every time I hear it I laugh for hours after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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