Howmanheyman 38432 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Ah, yet another special friendship, err, sorry, famship. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12415 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 On 31/03/2025 at 08:34, Howmanheyman said: Ah, yet another special friendship, err, sorry, famship. Expand Written in blud (and tears) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38153 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 The fucking state of the shit made up anecdotes in here btw: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/worst-thing-trick-ever-played-on-a-newcastle-fan.1652349/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38432 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 06:45, Alex said: The fucking state of the shit made up anecdotes in here btw: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/worst-thing-trick-ever-played-on-a-newcastle-fan.1652349/ Expand I was round a mates for the last ever derby at roker, (first of many I'd miss due to no away fans and no ST), we had a few cans, celebrated the win and phoned a few Sunderland numbers including the windmill, asked to speak to Leslie, the voice asked 'Leslie who?' we started singing 'leslie! Leslie Ferdinand!' That's the the first time I've ever mentioned that anecdote which shows how mind blowingly bang average it was. GERRIN!!! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24742 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 This tragic Keith moderator. Seems obsessed with licking arses. Not very hygienic. Here's a small taste. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38153 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Was it him or exile who was as good a player as Bruno? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38432 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 09:00, Howmanheyman said: I was round a mates for the last ever derby at roker, (first of many I'd miss due to no away fans and no ST), we had a few cans, celebrated the win and phoned a few Sunderland numbers including the windmill, asked to speak to Leslie, the voice asked 'Leslie who?' we started singing 'leslie! Leslie Ferdinand!' That's the the first time I've ever mentioned that anecdote which shows how mind blowingly bang average it was. GERRIN!!! Expand Forgot to add his response..... "It's fucking Mags again!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian2509 11 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 12:03, Alex said: Was it him or exile who was as good a player as Bruno? Expand Exile - who seems to have disappeared. Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24742 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 12:03, Alex said: Was it him or exile who was as good a player as Bruno? Expand Not him but his opinion on our players is absolutely laughable. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46789 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 12:53, Ian2509 said: Exile - who seems to have disappeared. Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..." Expand Hello Ian2509, We normally give new members a bit of roasting as a welcome, but it’s official “Be nice to new sign ups Day”, so… … you ok mate? Where you from, what do you do, do you like drug, do you like minge or meatus? Tell us about you you cunt. @Andrew How’d I do? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11041 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 13:09, Renton said: Not him but his opinion on our players is absolutely laughable. Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24742 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Never fails to make me laugh. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38153 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 We should send Isak on loan to a championship club. Because a half decent run of games there seems to add about £20m to a player’s value 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38432 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 12:53, Ian2509 said: Exile - who seems to have disappeared. Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..." Expand Good first post, Ian, take note toonAI. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3901 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 12:53, Ian2509 said: Exile - who seems to have disappeared. Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..." Expand To the tune of Sweet Caroline? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24742 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 11:44, Renton said: This tragic Keith moderator. Seems obsessed with licking arses. Not very hygienic. Here's a small taste. Expand Fucking hell. This is from today. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53424 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 The fucking stupid cunts liking and laughing at his patter btw. Anyway tell him we've got a new song. To the tune of Sweet Caroline. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16900 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 15:22, Gemmill said: The fucking stupid cunts liking and laughing at his patter btw. Anyway tell him we've got a new song. To the tune of Sweet Caroline. Expand Sweeeeet Arab hoop Saudis always taste so good 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38153 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 He’s fucking devastated about our success. Which is nice 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11041 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 15:34, Meenzer said: Sweeeeet Arab hoop Saudis always taste so good Expand I. feeling fine duh duh duh arab hoop is like good wine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian2509 11 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Keith went missing for a while after this gem on cup final day. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46789 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 15:34, Meenzer said: Sweeeeet Arab hoop Saudis always taste so good Expand Last Christmas I licked Arab arse But the very next day I semi frontiered. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12841 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 01/04/2025 at 17:46, Monkeys Fist said: Last Christmas I licked Arab arse But the very next day I semi frontiered. Expand Licking Arab arse on chrimboah is jeyhad, marra 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12412 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Now Keith told the mackem men You have to let those mags drop The oil down St James' way Has been shakin' to the top Keith he drove his Cadillac He went a cruisin' down Barrack Road Sam Fender was a standing On the radiator grille The mackems don't like it Rockin' the Casbah Rockin' the Casbah The mackems don't like it Rockin' the Casbah Rockin' the Casbah 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 967 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) On the Mickey Mouse cup thread attendance for Saturday cup parade is driving “Sporty” nuts Its a must read as he’s gone full on NASA / FBI / MI6 investigation using the latest 🙄 software to establish a true figure 40k on town moor Vast gaps on pavements mean vastly reduced numbers in Newcastle https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/micky-mouse-cup.1652290/page-6 Edited April 1 by Rosco 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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