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[Tom 14452]

If Admiral Nelson had known his monument would be a favourite haunt of those fucking mutants he wouldn’t have bloody bothered winning at Trafalgar. 
 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15339]

Like how they’ve obviously bought loads of cans but don’t have the sense to just put the empties in the carrier bag and take them to a bin. 

[Dazzler 12868]

46 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Listen, from what I've read, they were too busy policing the police who were stepping out of line and needed takking down a peg or two. They didn't have time for stuff like disposing of rubbish. 

Who has time to put stuff in the bin when wah takkin ewt the trash, marra.

[Craig 7781]

The cunts have got our end of Wembley. Every club who’s had that end this year have won. 
 

Time for the trend to be bucked.
 

[Dazzler 12868]

8 minutes ago, Craig said:

The cunts have got our end of Wembley. Every club who’s had that end this year have won. 
 

Time for the trend to be bucked.
 

They are mackems. The only thing they love bucking more than blood relatives are trends.

[Tom 14452]

That fucking Elvis song man  

[Gemmill 53452]

Ere we gan marras. Just cracked open a can of Rich Energy and ready to enjoy the show. 

[Monkeys Fist 46793]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Sunderland streets are full of dog shit too.

Err, let’s not blame our Callum the staffy thanks. 
https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/environment/there-has-been-an-increase-in-people-defecating-in-the-streets-of-sunderland-490313

[Gemmill 53452]

Looks like O'Nien might have dislocated his shoulder within 1 minute.

 

[Monkeys Fist 46793]

Have they started bewwing yet? 

[Kid Dynamite 8053]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Looks like O'Nien might have dislocated his shoulder within 1 minute.

 

The one who fancies himself as their midfield enforcer?  

[Gemmill 53452]

These are fucking cursed.

[Renton 24756]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Looks like O'Nien might have dislocated his shoulder within 1 minute.

 

 

He's off. Sunderland are such lucky bustards.

[Gemmill 53452]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

The one who fancies himself as their midfield enforcer?  

 

Did you see the incident? He barely got touched and he was holding his shoulder on the way down to the deck. Weird injury for that level of contact. 

 

[Renton 24756]

Just now, Gemmill said:

These are fucking cursed.

 

 

 

Hardly man. He's absolute shite, a complete liability. Is this match VARed?

[Renton 24756]

Aye, it is. Luke Onion and VAR = red card 

[Toonpack 12420]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

Did you see the incident? He barely got touched and he was holding his shoulder on the way down to the deck. Weird injury for that level of contact. 

 

Collar bone I reckon, catch it wrong/funny and “snap”

[Gemmill 53452]

Just now, Renton said:

 

Hardly man. He's absolute shite, a complete liability. Is this match VARed?

 

Well aye he's shit, but that doesn't stop him being one of their best players. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15339]

Luke 0-3 going off with a dislocated shoulder in the first minute  His second worse injury after he almost died of embarrassment going after Alexander Isak

[Gemmill 53452]

Just now, Toonpack said:

Collar bone I reckon, catch it wrong/funny and “snap”

 

We need a paternity check, I think @thebrokendollmight have a son.

[Craig 7781]

Given how they’re being utterly destroyed already I’m half hoping they sneak the luckiest of 1-0 wins and spend next season regaining their destined record from Derby.

[Renton 24756]

Well anyway, Sheffield United won their play off on aggregate 6 nowt and finished 16 points ahead of this lot, including their points deduction. This should be a formality.

[Gemmill 53452]

Commentator basically saying Bellingham will be fucking off if these get beat. 

[Billy Whitehurst 1075]

The state of this bloke in the Sunderland end.

[Monkeys Fist 46793]

Just now, Billy Whitehurst said:

The state of this bloke in the Sunderland end.

That’s Paul Wellardarse.