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[Howmanheyman 39038]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath and, without being able to do a thing about it, think.... is this turf in county Durham, marra?.”
 

That makes fuck all sense in the context of SAFC tbh. 

 

Quite.

[ewerk 35033]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

My mam used to work with the bassist out of the Toy Dolls. He was in the civil service. For some reason she got me a signed photo of the band.

 

I mean this was probably 1989, 5 years after they'd had their sole UK hit and this cheeky cunt was handing out signed photos at his job in the civil service. 

Like you don’t do the same thing.

 

Which is even more disturbing when you consider that you work from home.

[Gemmill 53876]

1 hour ago, Dougle said:

 

 

They had that hit in 82 and had changed bass players several times by 89 also

 

I think they gave it to Bally at one point. 

[Meenzer 17045]

5 hours ago, Alex said:

Prokofiev was brought up in Hetton-le-Hole 

 

I'm still laughing at this  

[Gemmill 53876]

His son was born there too. Minikiev. 

[Renton 25117]

So, it's obviously officially summer, so I set up my lovely Frame TV you'll all remember about to display a special collection of summer art work. 

 

This picture came on.

 

Whey I thought, as any normal person would, let's scan the crowd to see how many Mag shirts I could find.

None, zip, nada. But what's this? The only footy shirt on this art exhibit was an MLF! QED or summat.

 

[Monkeys Fist 47291]

34 minutes ago, Renton said:

So, it's obviously officially summer, so I set up my lovely Frame TV you'll all remember about to display a special collection of summer art work. 

 

This picture came on.

 

Whey I thought, as any normal person would, let's scan the crowd to see how many Mag shirts I could find.

None, zip, nada. But what's this? The only footy shirt on this art exhibit was an MLF! QED or summat.

 

[Renton 25117]

57 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Aye, vindicated.

 

[Kid Dynamite 8157]

Sunderland have paid decent money for 3 players and I've never heard of any of them. I hope to god they've put relegation clauses in their contracts 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4520]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Sunderland have paid decent money for 3 players and I've never heard of any of them. I hope to god they've put relegation clauses in their contracts 

I hope they haven’t 

[Renton 25117]

10 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I hope they haven’t 

[Renton 25117]

We all know Keith from the SMB is thick as pigshit and boring as fuck to boot. Perhaps he has some emotional intelligence after hearing about the tragic death of Diego Jota? Nah, of course not, time for another boring as fuck driving anecdote from the brain donor.

 

[Gemmill 53876]

That photo man.

 

Nose like a joiner's elbow. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4520]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

We all know Keith from the SMB is thick as pigshit and boring as fuck to boot. Perhaps he has some emotional intelligence after hearing about the tragic death of Diego Jota? Nah, of course not, time for another boring as fuck driving anecdote from the brain donor.

 

[Alex 38510]

25 minutes ago, Renton said:

We all know Keith from the SMB is thick as pigshit and boring as fuck to boot. Perhaps he has some emotional intelligence after hearing about the tragic death of Diego Jota? Nah, of course not, time for another boring as fuck driving anecdote from the brain donor.

 

Makes you think 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15506]

“Slightly different” Aye, just a bit, Keith, you fucking thick cunt

[thebrokendoll 11311]

next time keith....

 

buy 4 remoulds and drive faster.

[Renton 25117]

11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

next time keith....

 

buy 4 remoulds and drive faster.

 

 

Over broken glass.

[Dougle 3972]

7 hours ago, Renton said:

We all know Keith from the SMB is thick as pigshit and boring as fuck to boot. Perhaps he has some emotional intelligence after hearing about the tragic death of Diego Jota? Nah, of course not, time for another boring as fuck driving anecdote from the brain donor.

 

 

 

Words cannot define this cunt

And he is a fucking 'staff member'

just about sums these lot up

[Rosco 980]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jealousy-from-other-clubs-about-safc-being-trendy-now.1659357/
 

“Jealousy from other clubs about safe   being trendy now”

is worth a read

 

Edited 12 minutes ago by Rosco

[Gemmill 53876]

After Sunderland do it next season, EVERYONE is going to want to get relegated. 

[Rosco 980]

They may have point though after all it’s a piss poor league going by all the shite teams we beat last season 🤣