Monkeys Fist 50766 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Bob and Val 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Oh aye, the mackems beat us 3-1 in the Ponteland Airport Derby. Slightly let down by one of them loudly tutting at JD having our kits on display 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50766 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Oh aye, the mackems beat us 3-1 in the Ponteland Airport Derby. Slightly let down by one of them loudly tutting at JD having our kits on display Not sure they’d be too keen if they only stocked Ponteland United F.C. tops either, mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27804 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 That thread man, back slapping themselves and calling themselves classy because they sold Jobe Bellingham and returned a loaned player on request. Apparently all other clubs and agents love them now because of this. Peak mackem boom this, all the sweeter when the bust happens l, and it always does. Apparently Lewk Onion is worth ONE BILLION pounds. Â 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42159 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 (edited) So are they absolutely massive or just a feeder club at this point? Â Edited September 3 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63302 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 If Liverpool or some other European giant feel like paying £100m for one or their players in the next year or so, it will mean that sterling has COLLAPSED.  11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 They follow the Brighton/Brentford model and suddenly their players are worth £100m  Ignoring that Brighton, especially, are beginning to sign more flops than hits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16212 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: They follow the Brighton/Brentford model and suddenly their players are worth £100m  Ignoring that Brighton, especially, are beginning to sign more flops than hits I mean their model is clearly the Notts Forest model - Overspend and hope to fuck you stay up and win the extra match or so needed next year to offset against the points deduction.  The difference between them and Forest is that they have absolewtely zeyro saleable assets like Brennan Johnson to help ease the hit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42159 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Wouldn’t be surprised if this is about as far away from the relegation zone as they’ll be all season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42159 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Points-wise I mean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39285 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 minutes ago, Dazzler said: The difference between them and Forest is that they have absolewtely zeyro saleable assets like Brennan Johnson to help ease the hit.  Are you deliberately ignoring their £1 BILLION centre back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16212 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Just now, ewerk said:  Are you deliberately ignoring their £1 BILLION centre back? Of course I am, because nobody can afford him - Even the scouse cunts with their ever elevating glass ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 8 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I mean their model is clearly the Notts Forest model - Overspend and hope to fuck you stay up and win the extra match or so needed next year to offset against the points deduction.  The difference between them and Forest is that they have absolewtely zeyro saleable assets like Brennan Johnson to help ease the hit. Well, aye it was more Brighton last couple of seasons where they were very stat driven and seeking out players in unfancied leagues. They’ve been pretty scattergun this summer but I’d hedge a bet that at least 2/3 will attract the attention of bigger clubs. Fucking nowhere near £100m though, the mad cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9910 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 They've benefited in the early part of the season because teams have no fucking idea who their players are or how they will play.  Clubs will now have a better understanding soon so they'll start struggling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50766 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said: They've benefited in the early part of the season because teams have no fucking idea who their players are or how they will play.  Clubs will now have a better understanding soon so they'll start struggling. TL:DR Teams will learn how to peel the O’nion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16212 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: They've benefited in the early part of the season because teams have no fucking idea who their players are or how they will play.  Clubs will now have a better understanding soon so they'll start struggling. My boss is an MLF and he reckons teams that have big, strong lads who are also pretty quick then they're going to get battered every single time. That's why they got paggered by Burnley.  He's absolutely resigned to the fact that they are getting shagged home and away in the derbies on the basis that our team is pretty much the biggest, quickest and strongest in the league, if not Europe (his words) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27804 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 43 minutes ago, Gemmill said: If Liverpool or some other European giant feel like paying £100m for one or their players in the next year or so, it will mean that sterling has COLLAPSED.   Need to rewrite my macroeconomics text book. Signs of UK economic collapse: Falling GDP Rising unemployment Declining consumer and business confidence High inflation or deflation Stock market crash, alongside a financial crisis or bank failures Mackems sell a player for £100M. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 hours ago, NJS said: There should be a Fish that responds to any post with "classy" or "ethical" in it with just two words "Adam Johnson". FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12389 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Their net spend at £141.4m is more than double that of PSG at £64.9m. They have no excuse when they inevitably crash and burn.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42159 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 I think the SAFC aficionados on RTG valued Jack Clarke at about double what he went for and I don’t think you could really say Ipswich got a bargain. Onion would probably be our 6th choice central defender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16212 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Just now, Alex said: I think the SAFC aficionados on RTG valued Jack Clarke at about double what he went for and I don’t think you could really say Ipswich got a bargain. Onion would probably be our 6th choice central defender Isn't Onion a really shit central midfielder masquerading as an even shitter centre back anyway? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27804 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 11 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Isn't Onion a really shit central midfielder masquerading as an even shitter centre back anyway? Â He's league one standard whatever. Doubt he'll get a game in the PL, the results would be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50766 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 hour ago, Alex said: Onion would probably be our 6th choice tea lady  Ftm. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13497 Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 This old pic of the mackem Micks popped up on NO, never noticed the dog pawing at it's own turd before  6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50766 Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Impressive that they stole a seat from the SoL for this one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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