Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 54 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Portraying themselves as brain dead zombies? Imagine. I genuinely don’t think they’re meant to be mackem zombies- they’re short on finger count and way over on tooth count. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43949 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 (edited) Zombeys chasing Miss Vaux 1992 for some rayson? Edited December 1 by Howmanheyman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63254 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 I can well imagine that the thought process was: Let's do a lowud of thick Geordie zombies in their barcodes for halloweyn! Ere marra, yih dinnit want a lowud of barcodes in the windaz, some cunt'll chuck a brick threw them. Ere marra yer right. *and at this point, instead of thinking better of the idea.... * Worrabout if wuh just make them thick mackem zombies in their lads tops? Fuckun mint that marra! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12387 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Zombeys chasing Miss Vaux 1992 for some rayson? Whenever I've seen that abomination of a human being I can't get beyond the idea it's Keith Chegwin with a really shit wig on. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63254 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Bit harsh on Cheggers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9004 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Why are they all in a Newcastle graveyard? Barred from their own for smuggling cheese slices in? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 1133 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Really hoping Man Utd turn up this weekend for one game only and absolutely batter the cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27792 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 1 minute ago, Rosco said: Really hoping Man Utd turn up this weekend for one game only and absolutely batter the cunts Dunno mate. I mean we've had the run of ManU recently and these cunts have a better squad than us. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9004 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Honking. Like a reluctant seagull getting it up the cloaca. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15606 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: Why are they all in a Newcastle graveyard? Barred from their own for smuggling cheese slices in? Probably hoping to shag a better class of corpse 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15535 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 As seen in Brussels 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: Why are they all in a Newcastle graveyard? Barred from their own for smuggling cheese slices in? Barred because they’ve been up to their usual toilet tricks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9004 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 44 minutes ago, Tom said: As seen in Brussels Previously the closest she got was on Xmas day. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 1 hour ago, Renton said: Dunno mate. I mean we've had the run of ManU recently and these cunts have a better squad than us. At that in general 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: Previously the closest she got was on Xmas day. Take your terrible sprout jokes and… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9004 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 That was one I made earlier…. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42157 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Prefabricated, if you like 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12580 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 They're doing well, but the underlying metrics suggest that it won't last. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12387 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 I think Xhaka is a quality signing for them and currently pulling the strings. Whether they can maintain it over the whole course of the season remains to be seen. They've only played on side that aren't in the bottom 8 (Palace). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27792 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 They're getting so carried away. The last nine games have been a fairy tale beyond their wildest dreams apparently. I mean hasn't that included losses against Burnley, *checks notes* Huddersfield, several draws and beating nobody of note? Oh aye, "miles" above the mags FTM. Might be 2 point ts come Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 25 minutes ago, Renton said: “The best 9 games in a row ever. “ Lads, finally, we’re off the hook. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27792 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 (edited) So the mackems have been obsessed about the derby since the dates were announced, and this is an idea they have for a tifo display. 10 points if you can work out why? Edited October 3 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Not like them to be targeting pre-school children, is it, hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63254 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Did Bungle fuck their mams? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 As if they know who their mam is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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