Alex 30767 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Even their bragging is fucking gash: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/smoggies-match-sunday-benidorm.1626424/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 9 minutes ago, Alex said: Even their bragging is fucking gash: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/smoggies-match-sunday-benidorm.1626424/ I got to “canny pint of snakebite” and middle-classed my way on out. Apparently though, Sandra’s 24hr Supermercado does 12 packs of pocket cheese. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5059 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 (edited) It sounds like the entire board have been to “Beni”. No doubt enjoyed their English fry up while watching Only Fools and Horses every day. Edited February 1 by Holden McGroin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3279 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I have never been to Benidorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I have never been to Benidorm You have man, you just didn’t have the right glasses on. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5059 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I have never been to Benidorm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I’ve driven down the main bit of Lloret de Mar once or twice , blagged some free nights out in Ester’s Tit and had some lovely scram in Tossa (Giddup)and Rosas, but I have also never sampled the delights of Benidorm. Can I have £5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5059 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ve driven down the main bit of Lloret de Mar once or twice , blagged some free nights out in Ester’s Tit and had some lovely scram in Tossa (Giddup)and Rosas, but I have also never sampled the delights of Benidorm. Can I have £5? Tossa De Mar? I went there in the summer. Nice place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Aye, I spent a bit of time working round there, Roses, Estartit, and Cala Llevado. Beautiful coast and decent people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9469 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 14 hours ago, Meenzer said: No, footballer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27534 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 (edited) 13 hours ago, Alex said: Even their bragging is fucking gash: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/smoggies-match-sunday-benidorm.1626424/ I'd have said a bar was probably the obvious place to watch it? These MLFs and their subtle humblebrags, eh? Watching a match abroad? In Benidorm? Impressive, very impressive. They'll have a massive throbber on the second they see another MLF wearing a red and white shirt, won't they? Anyone else witnessing them there will be.... 'excuse me? Are you a Sunderland fan? I loved that show on netflix, can we have sex after I confirm I hate the mags as well?' Edited February 2 by Howmanheyman 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27534 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I'd have said a bar was probably the obvious place to watch it? These MLFs and their subtle humblebrags, eh? Watching a match abroad? In Benidorm? Impressive, very impressive. They'll have a massive throbber on the second they see another MLF wearing a red and white shirt, won't they? Anyone else witnessing them there will be.... 'excuse me? Are you a Sunderland fan? I loved that show on netflix, can we have sex after I confirm I hate the mags as well?' It seems my MLF fantasies are better for them then their own, @Alex? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 True. Although also not difficult 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 14 minutes ago, Alex said: Although also not difficult “ Imagine waking up and not being a fucking mackem “ There. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12896 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Actual children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5059 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 (edited) He still tries to say “but if comments were made”. im pretty sure they were James. Stay classy, marras. Edited February 3 by Holden McGroin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Scum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18044 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Staydeium of blight Stay classy MLFs. Obviously abusing players' families wasn't enough, time now to start on kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Seen a few replies on twitter and on RTG saying they were where it happened and it wasn't racist. Now, I'm not saying their partisan support of their club has made liars of them, but their partisan support of their club has made fucking liars of them. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Given the FA’s website puts the attendance at 327 there seems to be an inordinate amount of people who witnessed this at first hand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12896 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 3 minutes ago, Alex said: Given the FA’s website puts the attendance at 327 there seems to be an inordinate amount of people who witnessed this at first hand If we’re going off usual Mackem stats, that puts the real attendance at around 78 people 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Ah El Trampico is on today at 12 Potential content. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 First Content : Some mackem playing for Boro talking to Sky - “Been ah lohcal lad wheyuh nah Whrra means, its the bragggin rights for the north east” Aye the fight for second…against a team in Yorkshire 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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