MMXXVIII 1042 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: He was feweming and decided to boycoutt the shop and shout abuse at it after he'd been ejected from the premises but rayalised that could be constrewed as mag bayhavior so got himself so confewsed working out a solewetion to his problem he went home, informed his fellow MLFs then spontaneously combusted with frustration. There's something funny in how this, er, 'exile' fled the area and headed to the one other city with a St. James Park football stadium. Bet he did no research prior, bursting the fewmometer in his temporal lobe upon arrival. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Fetishising O'Nein (did he even play against us?) is no different to fetishising Cattermole. Just a limited footballer who likes to kick people. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1042 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 52 minutes ago, The Fish said: Fetishising O'Nein (did he even play against us?) is no different to fetishising Cattermole. Just a limited footballer who likes to kick people. Aye he put a strong tackle in on Miley and they've been wanking over it ever since. They really do revel in the abuse of youngins down there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34624 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 17 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said: Aye he put a strong tackle in on Miley and they've been wanking over it ever since. They really do revel in the abuse of youngins down there. Aye, big lad charging in on a 17 year old. Wouldn't have dared pulled the same shit on Joelinton. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5552 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Aye, big lad charging in on a 17 year old. Wouldn't have dared pulled the same shit on Joelinton. As was proven in the first half. As soon as Joelinton went near him they essentially passed him the ball because they were terrified of him 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5552 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Mackems back to wanking themselves daft over the possibility of Will Still coming in as manager based on nothing more than a news article claiming Reims expect him to step down in the summer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 17 hours ago, The Fish said: What he should do, is not present as a cunt and maybe the manager will put their match on one of the TVs? Works for me when I want the Newcastle game on instead of one of the Manchester clubs. Aye but the manager thought you were from the Newton and Ridley brewery secretly assessing his bar so was on his best behaviour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 15 hours ago, MMXXVIII said: Aye he put a strong tackle in on Miley and they've been wanking over it ever since. They really do revel in the abuse of youngins down there. To be fair, he also tried it on Isak who simply sidestepped him and it led to the penalty, making him look like a total dickhead in the process 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 That was a brilliant challenge in the same way his mate Ballard had a blinder when they played against us 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 203 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 27 minutes ago, Alex said: That was a brilliant challenge in the same way his mate Ballard had a blinder when they played against us Not sure what my favourite part of Ballard's performance was against us. Was it the fact he should have been sent off for dragging Isak down? Was it for giving away a penalty? Was it for scoring an own goal? For me it was him claiming offside: 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 203 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Ahaha, even Ekwah appealed offside the dippy bastard. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 3 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Ahaha, even Ekwah appealed offside the dippy bastard. He was just waving back at Ballard 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2865 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 How does anyone know their fucking names? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, Dougle said: How does anyone know their fucking names? You usually get called by them from birth or thereabouts 👍🏻 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2129 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 2 minutes ago, Howay said: "This is so weird. They actively support your biggest rivals. They want nothing to do with you."😂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 8 minutes ago, Howay said: Imagine… 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34624 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Absolutely crackers. It's as ridiculous as me insisting that Wideopen is twinned with Sydney. Complete bollocks, nobody cares, and I'd get nothing but ridicule for doing it. But on this dozy cunt ploughs. What is he getting out of it? They don't care, in fact they've gone out of their way to debunk his claims, but he still insists they're going steady. Fucking weirdo. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 653 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Do you think that we set up Juventus which us why it is not called Turin? Most people would claim that it is called Juventus because Juventus means youth and it was set up by kids from a hight school. I don't think this is the case, no logical explanation for why I disagree with it, it just will not fit with my narrative. Newcastle have black and white stripes and Juventus have black white stripes. I have now concluded and can confidentiality, albeit incorrectly, confirm that Newcastle played a pivotal role in their foundations. Who wants to join the Juventus Magpies? Nah, me neither. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 49 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Absolutely crackers. It's as ridiculous as me insisting that Wideopen is twinned with Sydney. Complete bollocks, nobody cares, and I'd get nothing but ridicule for doing it. But on this dozy cunt ploughs. What is he getting out of it? They don't care, in fact they've gone out of their way to debunk his claims, but he still insists they're going steady. Fucking weirdo. Why does Bilbao black cat think Graham Milton is annoyed with him? He's clearly laughing at him like everyone else is? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 (edited) That Basque local historian they constantly make reference to as well. Their name only comes up in relation to this and their collective ‘research’. I mean I could say I’m a local historian but it’s not really got much credibility without the academic background, published works etc to back it up. That article about it too, ie the ‘big reveal’. Where it kept saying stuff like ‘ it is said…’, ‘it is believed…’, ‘it could be…’ and so on. By who? Apart from them. Absolutely fucking weird. Not as weird as claiming Bilbao is like Sunderland however Edited April 12 by Alex 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19839 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 the word intertwined is doing some heavy lifting 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 “One in the eye for Derrum Mags, marra! “ I’m not sure what he’s getting at here, but I can smell the desperation 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34624 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 "The diaries didn't allow for a pre-season game". It wasn't the Bilbao lads going "u que mate? Sunderland who?!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 A Study in Bemusement … ” Mama, why do these fat people keep taking photos of us?” ” I don’t know, mija “ ” Did Papi do something wrong?” ” No, angel, just smile, they’ll go away soon” ” But they don’t, Mama, they keep making us hold flags, and they smell like old churros” ” What is a sunderland, Mama?” ” I don’t know niña, I’ve never heard of it” 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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