Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Sunderland's 2 star players are worse at finishing (and this is no exaggeration) than the Sunday league club I used to play for 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 52 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: “One in the eye for Derrum Mags, marra! “ I’m not sure what he’s getting at here, but I can smell the desperation They actually printed this horse shit in the match day programme? Who won the Wear Basque football tournament BTW? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9250 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 7 hours ago, Renton said: They actually printed this horse shit in the match day programme? Who won the Wear Basque football tournament BTW? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 16 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Sunderland's 2 star players are worse at finishing (and this is no exaggeration) than the Sunday league club I used to play for Apart from the pens a decent keeper saves almost all of those too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Like clockwork 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5552 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 1 minute ago, Alex said: Like clockwork Spurs, in the CL places and playing well told to throw a pivotal game in their season. He has to be on a wind up 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Is the thread still up? Let's have a look at what these raspberry rips have got to say. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2131 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 That thread is wonderful. The bitterness is a joy to read along with the many, many comfort blankets they have made up😂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 50 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Is the thread still up? Let's have a look at what these raspberry rips have got to say. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 They'd sing Jimmy Savile's name if he was getting them 10 goals a season. There'd also be way more dickheads turning up to the match dressed as sheikhs if they got bought out by the Saudis. Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left. I’ve always wondered which of the following they consider to be the classiest? 1- Glassing your chairman when he’s out for a meal with his wife. 2- Racially abusing your striker’s mother 3- Shitting all over your stadium and village. Maybe it’s a cumulative thing? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5552 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ve always wondered which of the following they consider to be the classiest? 1- Glassing your chairman when he’s out for a meal with his wife. 2- Racially abusing your striker’s mother 3- Shitting all over your stadium and village. Maybe it’s a cumulative thing? 4- “He shags who he wants” 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: They'd sing Jimmy Savile's name if he was getting them 10 goals a season. There'd also be way more dickheads turning up to the match dressed as sheikhs if they got bought out by the Saudis. Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left. You’ve been sportswashed, marra. Next you’ll be trying to tell us the Guggenheim is better than the national glass centre was 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 6 minutes ago, Alex said: You’ve been sportswashed, marra. Next you’ll be trying to tell us the Guggenheim is better than the national glass centre was Do you mean the Guggenheim in Bilbao marra? More proof of the relationship between the cities marra. Anyway, the moron Skylon has a new "insult" for us amongst his inane lies. Newcamel. I mean, if he's really clever he can call us "Poocamel". Chortle. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 I think he’s got the hump 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2131 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 4 hours ago, Renton said: Do you mean the Guggenheim in Bilbao marra? More proof of the relationship between the cities marra. Anyway, the moron Skylon has a new "insult" for us amongst his inane lies. Newcamel. I mean, if he's really clever he can call us "Poocamel". Chortle. The same idiots will call themselves classy while constantly making up racist names for the club because of the owners. Exile has well and truly lost the plot mind . We have scored about 70 goals this season so far we don’t need to pay teams off we’re just very good going forward . You’d think someone that can play better through balls than a Brazilian international could appreciate the movement of Isak Gordon and Barnes. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 If we’re fixing games, why wouldn’t we just fix it so we win every week and finish top? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 "This Exile 1968 character knows too much about our match fixing and is also a threat if he puts his football boots back on. Arrange either a car 'accident' with faulty breaks or get the lad who did Gazza's knee in Walkers to come out of retirement and finally put and end to Exile 1968's football career. We can't let this existential threat linger on for much longer." 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 I see Roker Mackem is still coping really well too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1042 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Looks like McCoist is off the Christmas card list. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Just when think their childish puns can’t get any worse they prove you wrong 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) I thought 'MagMoist' would have long been off their Christmas card list after the ex-SAFC player got us to be the team who played in his testimonial at Rangers? (Especially when his ex-team mate, Butcher, was managing his old club, the mighty MLFs at the time). Edited April 14 by Howmanheyman 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) "Ye Gods, the man is out of control! We need to silence him quicker than originally anticipated. He's a dangerous, loose cannon who knows the real truth. Is the 'Jackal' still alive and taking on work?" Edited April 14 by Howmanheyman 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: Will you do it? The Jackal: Yes. Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: How much? The Jackal: You must understand that this is a once-in-a-lifetime job, whoever kills Exile can never work again... Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: How much do you want? The Jackal: Half a million. Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: What? The Jackal: Half in advance, half on completion. Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: Half a million pounds? The Jackal: No, containers of cheesy chips and bottles of blue pop. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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