Howay 12496 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 They’re all dreaming they’ll get Diallo on loan from Man U a bloke who helped them reach the dizzying heights of 6th place on goal difference last season. Tbf you can see why they’re all excited about their model, so far they’ve not sold anyone for any sort of profit, they’ve downgraded their manager, and are clinging to the hope that they’ll pay someone else to loan one of that clubs youth players to give them game time. From the outside looking in you’d say there’s absolutely no sign of any model, aside from the mackems usual of loaning other peoples players and putting all their hope into that loan player. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15343 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Now, be fair. They sold their striker to Southampton and didn’t bother replacing him properly. That’s the model in action 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38431 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 00:13, Howay said: £100k Expand 'Hello is that Sunderland? It's 1982 here, could I have that transfer fee figure back?" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38164 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 As far as I can see the only thing that differentiates their ‘model’ from other skint championship clubs is the excessive use of the word ‘model’. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24759 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 The model. Tbf to the club, I don't think they really ever promoted the model. Seems to be a thing purely imagined by the MLF's of the SMB. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34700 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 08:23, Renton said: The model. Tbf to the club, I don't think they really ever promoted the model. Seems to be a thing purely imagined by the MLF's of the SMB. Expand A bit like religion, it's something people hold onto because without it they'd realise just how pointless their existence is. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8938 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 07:46, Alex said: As far as I can see the only thing that differentiates their ‘model’ from other skint championship clubs is the excessive use of the word ‘model’. Expand The model 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12873 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 07:46, Alex said: As far as I can see the only thing that differentiates their ‘model’ from other skint championship clubs is the excessive use of the word ‘model’. Expand According to one of the mackems at work it's something their DOF has been blagging since he joined. The model of buying young players at bargain prices and selling them on at a massive profit, but in his eyes just means they buy shite and get stuck with shite because so far all they have bought is shite The 'model' is just the Mike Ashley 'model' in reality, and unless you have capable people in post it's likely to lead to disaster. It works at Brighton because they have a mint scouting network that they spend fortunes on. Sunderland have a director of football who plays fifa once a week 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3896 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38431 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 11:07, OTF said: The model Expand Amanda Holden when she wakes up on a morning? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Considering Birmingham got both for essentially nothing, and the mackems paid £3m + % of next sale for a player that hasn’t really shown much…. I’d say Birmingham. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46800 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Aye, but did Pritchards brother spend all his free time stepping over dogshit in Roker? Sometimes the benefits of a player aren’t always on the pitch , according to The Model 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12873 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 At this point the Sunderland 'model' is more like the 'model' in that Netflix documentary who murdered kittens by putting them in vacuum bags than it is an actual business model. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38164 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 14:19, Howay said: Considering Birmingham got both for essentially nothing, and the mackems paid £3m + % of next sale for a player that hasn’t really shown much…. I’d say Birmingham. Expand I don’t know if you’d realised but he’s now destined to be world class again. This is after doing well in a home win against a team currently lying 19th in the championship. Feast or famine on RTG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 13:02, Howmanheyman said: Amanda Holden when she wakes up on a morning? Expand Rob Beckett. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46800 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 11:07, OTF said: The model Expand Deep fried Patsy Kensit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 14:49, Monkeys Fist said: Deep fried Patsy Kensit. Expand Still would tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46800 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 14:50, MMXXVIII said: Still would tbh. Expand She’s no Priti Patel, mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 14:52, Monkeys Fist said: She’s no Priti Patel, mind. Expand Variety is the spice of life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12873 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 14:19, Howay said: Considering Birmingham got both for essentially nothing, and the mackems paid £3m + % of next sale for a player that hasn’t really shown much…. I’d say Birmingham. Expand "Or did they both?" This misses the distinct and most likely possibility that both clubs are losers here. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38431 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 On 30/01/2024 at 14:19, Howay said: Considering Birmingham got both for essentially nothing, and the mackems paid £3m + % of next sale for a player that hasn’t really shown much…. I’d say Birmingham. Expand "I could recommend the shit sandwich drizzled with diarrhea sauce or perhaps sir and madam would prefer the excrement broth with slow braised chunks of faeces?" "Choices, choices, darling!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38164 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 An actual professional journalist (who isn’t the knight) asking if both sides were winners. In a scenario they presented as being one club v the other. The dozy cunt 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24759 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Imagine. 12 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4764 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Where would the other 13 teams play, you batshit Mackem bastard? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 31, 2024 Share Posted January 31, 2024 For fuck sake man. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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