BennyGreen 0 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 What in the Zenith Data Systems Trophy!?!?! You really MUST try harder. If you had've typed "I am a cunt", there's no way you would've looked more of a one than you do now. I bet that was the record crowd ever in it. Funnily enough I remember it, it was the day I got demoted from top set at school, sure it was around Christmas time, and I thought if I put the tears on when I got home I wouldn't get a bollocking, not only did I not get one, I got taken to McDonalds and the match as a sympathy treat. We won 3-2 and Paul Sweeney was captain, he scored one of the best goals I've ever seen, and no I'm not taking the piss. Fuck me sideways, a real, live pre-1992 mag. Fair dos. Yes I've been rumbled. Anyway, in that case you'll remember that baldy, shirtless chap who used to make his way to the pitch almost every game to make his protest by jumping up and down on his shirt/season ticket every game. The mags I work with (post 1992 models) think I'm making it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BennyGreen 0 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I bet this character's usual opening gambit on RTG is "A Mag at work...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Fuck me sideways, a real, live pre-1992 mag. Fair dos. Yes I've been rumbled. Anyway, in that case you'll remember that baldy, shirtless chap who used to make his way to the pitch almost every game to make his protest by jumping up and down on his shirt/season ticket every game. The mags I work with (post 1992 models) think I'm making it up. It happened twice, his name was Norman, the leader of the charva's in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5910 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Rumbled? Didnt exactly take Jessica Fletcher to see through you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Fuck me sideways, a real, live pre-1992 mag. A pre 1992 mag. Oh dear. We were the 5th best supported club in the country broadly speaking from 1982 to 1990 (3rd behind Man Utd and Liverpool in 1984 despite being second division), Sunderland weren't even in the top 15. As Tom Cowie said you're a joke support, an embarrassment compared to NUFC, something he said in 1983. Most rivals have a degree of respect for each other even if they don't admit it, there's not a Newcastle fan alive with any respect for you downtrodden non-entities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I don't get why the Mackems always pipe up with this 1992 shite, especially as their home suppport has increased by a higher % than ours has in the same time period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I don't get why the Mackems always pipe up with this 1992 shite, especially as their home suppport has increased by a higher % than ours has in the same time period. Because they have NOTHING else to cling to. Nowt. As soon as I saw they had won on Sunday I was waiting for one of them to wander on here and tell us they were now on the charge to Yewrupe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6865 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 1989/1990 season: Highest home attendance 32,216 (vs. Sunderland) Lowest home attendance 6,167 (vs. Oldham Athletic) Hiya Walter/Derg/Dirty Bristow (on smb) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Because they have NOTHING else to cling to. Nowt. As soon as I saw they had won on Sunday I was waiting for one of them to wander on here and tell us they were now on the charge to Yewrupe. Think you're forgetting their Top Dog trophies and how they're inherently moral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I don't get why the Mackems always pipe up with this 1992 shite, especially as their home suppport has increased by a higher % than ours has in the same time period. Aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 What in the Zenith Data Systems Trophy!?!?! You really MUST try harder. If you had've typed "I am a cunt", there's no way you would've looked more of a one than you do now. I bet that was the record crowd ever in it. Funnily enough I remember it, it was the day I got demoted from top set at school, sure it was around Christmas time, and I thought if I put the tears on when I got home I wouldn't get a bollocking, not only did I not get one, I got taken to McDonalds and the match as a sympathy treat. We won 3-2 and Paul Sweeney was captain, he scored one of the best goals I've ever seen, and no I'm not taking the piss. December 20th iirc - went to see The Bhundu boys at the Riverside afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Love Stevie in these threads, It's like having a hard as fuck older brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) Pardew is so shit I could agree with a mackem. Edited November 21, 2012 by Aeris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I really hope you are just a second account of LBT's otherwise this could be the most pathetic seeking of attention the internet has ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Can't remember which poster said it but they said they hoped Aeris, Cabayeaye and LBT were all the same wum because the alternative was just too tragic. That pretty much nails it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I agree with Aeris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I am Aeris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) I am inside of Aeris. Edited November 21, 2012 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5910 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Aeris is inside of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BennyGreen 0 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I'm just still in shock at discovering a pre-92 mag. In my experience there's three specific 'types'. The aforementioned 'Pre-92' (a rarity, and don't tell me otherwise - how come from crowds of 14,000 before then, you suddeny couldn't get into Sid James Park when you started doing 'well'). Usually recognisable by the Alan Robson style moustache and double-denim setup. The 'Gloryhunter' (Glory ) Came after the second coming of Keegan when by a twist of fate, you stopped being a perma-Second Division fixture. NOtable features: Clad from head to toe in black and white, like a scarf clad Christmas tree cruelly targeted by dysentry suffering pigeons. The third type is obviously 'the rest', your standard wobble-bellied, hot-dog-eating, gap-toothed, Geordie Jean wearing Beefy sort. If there's any other species I'd like to be kept informed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Is Pardew on the cover of Attitude next month leyk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5910 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Who is this tard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I don't get why the Mackems always pipe up with this 1992 shite, especially as their home suppport has increased by a higher % than ours has in the same time period. QFT, and the fact that the Mackem clearly ignored it. By the way James Bond I'm the perfect example of a post 92 mag, I was born in 93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I don't get why the Mackems always pipe up with this 1992 shite, especially as their home suppport has increased by a higher % than ours has in the same time period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 The face of bennygreens avatar Such a trollface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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