PaddockLad 11248 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 I’ve got a Volvo with a diesel engine that is so clean I don’t pay road tax even though the car is seven years old. I have a van for work though and it’s got a huge 2.3 turbo 8 cylinder diesel motherfucker. I work for a nationwide facilities provider who really need to get their fuckin act together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 22007 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 19 minutes ago, The Fish said: Way I see it, there'll be one kid born who'll come up with an idea to fix the planet, or come up with a way to organise the people into eating the rich. Aye but it’s definitely not going to be your kid, Dave. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 12778 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: every little helps. the more of us that do those things, the more it changes industries, the more it becomes part of the conversation, the more the chance the policymakers pay attention. we also have to support pressure groups such as just stop oil, however annoying they might be The amount of abuse Just Stop oil get just shows where the mentality of the majority of the country is. 'WelL wHat HapPenS if An AMbuLanCe NeEds To gEt TrOugH' People technically assaulting them and people calling the wankers heros for doing so. Meanwhile large diversions because of works done to motorways, roads are fucked because of lack of maintenance , roads are blocked because of too many cars etc. Yet, when petrol prices rocketed cars did a go slow protest on the M25 and they were applauded. It's fucking mental. Then you have shit like the governemnt bringing back neonicotinoids, BUT OI! You, in your 2m x 2m garden, don't you DARE PUT FAKE GRASS DOWN! IT KILLS THE BEES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 12113 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Aye, but still, don't put fake grass down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 12778 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: Aye, but still, don't put fake grass down. I totally agree, but, I don't think Glenda having a 4m2 garden plot with it down due to her bad arthurites is going to do much harm compared to Gary down the road who's block paved his whole front garden to get his 3 cars on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 26917 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Just Stop Oil don't help themselves mind. I get trying to get maximum exposure but if you're gonna set about trying to knack normal people's days out, they're not gonna like it. They should wait outside Environment Minister Therese Coffey's house and every time the front door opens, turn her into an Oompah Loompah with orange powder. That's how you get the public onside. Play the Oompah Loompah song as you're doing it. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 12113 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I totally agree, but, I don't think Glenda having a 4m2 garden plot with it down due to her bad arthurites is going to do much harm compared to Gary down the road who's block paved his whole front garden to get his 3 cars on. Oh aye, don't get me wrong. Glenda is ill-advised, Gary is a cunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 6759 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 15 minutes ago, ewerk said: Aye but it’s definitely not going to be your kid, Dave. This one? No chance. He's a great kid, but there's not a hint of precocious genius there, bless him. Saying that though, he has a basic understanding of how animals evolve over generations to adapt to their environment. "Woolly mammoths got too hot so they turned into Elephants." Parenting? Completed it mate. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 12778 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 My BIL has done a degree in Marine Biology and a masters in something else Environmental. He works for the EA and he is extremely environmentally aware, He is one of the worse people I know for cutting certain things. They have 3 cars between two of them. The drive a mile to the park sometimes as my nephew moans he doesn't like walking. He says you can't have a meal without eating meat. Etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 24721 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 (edited) 5 hours ago, Renton said: Anyway, my courtesy car hasn't arrived yet so I am officially a bus and metro wanker today. Fucking sucks even in a metropolitan area. I live a less than 10 minutes walk from a metro, use it to go into the office 2 or 3 times a week. Often only stay in for two stops to get sone extra steps in, although even if I didn’t it would only be 3. And it gets on my tits due to how poor the service is. You then have the added bonus if it being charva central due to it being so easy to ride it without paying. I appreciate loads of people don’t bother paying (can’t say I blame them) but you’d stop most of the anti-social behaviour if you more or less needed a ticket / pass to use it. If that’s my experience it’s no wonder people use a car if they can Edited July 24 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 24721 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 (edited) 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: The amount of abuse Just Stop oil get just shows where the mentality of the majority of the country is. 'WelL wHat HapPenS if An AMbuLanCe NeEds To gEt TrOugH' People technically assaulting them and people calling the wankers heros for doing so. Meanwhile large diversions because of works done to motorways, roads are fucked because of lack of maintenance , roads are blocked because of too many cars etc. Yet, when petrol prices rocketed cars did a go slow protest on the M25 and they were applauded. It's fucking mental. Then you have shit like the governemnt bringing back neonicotinoids, BUT OI! You, in your 2m x 2m garden, don't you DARE PUT FAKE GRASS DOWN! IT KILLS THE BEES! You basically have to just about kill someone to get a custodial sentence atm. There was a case in the local rag recently where a bloke kicked his partner in the head and strangled her until she passed out. He got a community order and suspended sentence. Meanwhile the Just Stop Oil protestors are getting 3 years in prison. Edited July 24 by Alex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 12908 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 7 minutes ago, Alex said: I live a less than 10 minutes walk from a metro, use it to go into the office 2 or 3 times a week. Often only stay in for two stops to get sone extra steps in, although even if I didn’t it would only be 3. And it gets on my tits due to how poor the service is. You then have the added bonus if it being charva central due to it being so early to ride it without paying. I appreciate loads of people don’t bother paying (can’t say I blame them) but you’d stop most of the anti-social behaviour if you more or less needed a ticket / pass to use it. If that’s my experience it’s no wonder people use a car if they can Aye, you know I fully agree. I'm in office today and will be returning your way 'cos I can't face the other way any time from noon onwards. But today I'm also having to manage kid pick ups, drop offs (holiday club things). Saturday I took a bus to go shopping. Tbf that worked out okay but in the past I've been waiting an hour for a fucking bus. We bought into the US style of life which relies on an automobile and it's just hard to go back now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 2034 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 If the theory is we are going to be saved by science then we should be reproducing like fuck- to pop out that one genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 24721 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 I think we better hope they’ve already been born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 30860 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 13 minutes ago, Alex said: I think we better hope they’ve already been born If they’ve been born in the US we’re fucked. “Science can’t take m’guns!” etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 12778 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 58 minutes ago, Alex said: You basically have to just about kill someone to get a custodial sentence atm. There was a case in the local rag recently where a bloke kicked his partner in the head and struggled her until she passed out. He got a community order and suspended sentence. Meanwhile the Just Stop Oil protestors are getting 3 years in prison. Madness init. Defies total common sense and logic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 26917 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 40 minutes ago, Alex said: I think we better hope they’ve already been born I can imagine Dave's kid announcing that he's solved the climate crisis at the age of 10. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 5530 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 4 hours ago, The Fish said: This one? No chance. He's a great kid, but there's not a hint of precocious genius there, bless him. Saying that though, he has a basic understanding of how animals evolve over generations to adapt to their environment. "Woolly mammoths got too hot so they turned into Elephants." Parenting? Completed it mate. They didn't, parenting fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6564 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 15 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Must not make jokes Barely a snack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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