Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 I play GTA and pretend I’m a serial killer, THANK YOU VERY MUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 I dominate the galaxy and terraform Mars. All in a day's work for this intergalactic sex god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26830 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 hours ago, trophyshy said: You lot think people getting together to play a complex and challenging card game is sad. Well get this, apparently people sit alone in their pants at home, drinking shit lager and pretending to be a soldier on a computer! WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL'EM!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26830 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 (If they drank expensive lager I might let them off.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 This is a genuine screencap from today’s video 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Nailing the big issues over Brexit. Blue (Black) passports and cheap Tim Tams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: This is a genuine screencap from today’s video I wish he'd fucking died. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 The fucker will be claiming for whiplash now... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9228 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 9 hours ago, NJS said: The fucker will be claiming for whiplash now... Will definitely need 6 weeks off sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Dominic Raab, the Foreign Secretary, who thinks taking the knee is something to do with Game of Thrones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26344 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Sweet fucking Jesus, there's no facepalm big enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Tbf, the bit where he claims to understand their frustration is more ridiculous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Wait, Wait, Wait. Gemmil plays Magic the Gathering? Does he also play Warhammer? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 No he doesn't, dicksplash! Although he probably would cos he's ice fucking cool. When you start watching films where the lead wears his underpants underneath his trousers, and reading books without pictures, then you can feel free to come at the King of the Deckbuilders! UNTIL THEN YOU KEEP IT ZIPPED! PS Terraforming Mars is my latest summer jam. What a game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Deck building… is that where you choose different combinations of cards to make a fighting“deck”, which you then use to play against opponents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Deck building… is that where you choose different combinations of cards to make a fighting“deck”, which you then use to play against opponents? Nah I believe that's a collectible card game - which involves buying different cards for actual real money. I'm not up for that. Mine is all app based on a tablet, where you just play against the computer opponent. There's less dandruff/skin tags involved that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Magic is online now too and it's free to play albeit with a system for effectively grinding more cards through playing. Just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Well this changes everything.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17775 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Jesus Christ. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) What’s the objective? Do nowt for 30 years , cause some bother, get crucified, get your mates to cut you down, pretend you’re dead, pretend you’ve risen from the dead, cause two millennia of bother? Edited June 19, 2020 by Alex 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 44 minutes ago, Gemmill said: No he doesn't, dicksplash! Although he probably would cos he's ice fucking cool. When you start watching films where the lead wears his underpants underneath his trousers, and reading books without pictures, then you can feel free to come at the King of the Deckbuilders! UNTIL THEN YOU KEEP IT ZIPPED! PS Terraforming Mars is my latest summer jam. What a game. How many Megacredits do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, The Fish said: How many Megacredits do you have? You start the game with a different amount depending on your corporation. What a n00b question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Never mind all that. This is the game to be playing this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I assume you're absolutely dreadingbutwillinevitablybewatching the Will Ferrell Eurovision film that's about to come out on Netflix, @Meenzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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